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This is your 5th post.  I predict you are going to have a rough go at it on Surly.

What was wrong with that post?
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1 minute ago, irishtexan said:


What was wrong with that post?

It was a day late and in a moderately irrelevant thread. He's learning, we'll see.

It was a day late and in a moderately irrelevant thread. He's learning, we'll see.

I was trying to help the guy. In a Surly way of course.
1 hour ago, texifornia said:

It was a day late and in a moderately irrelevant thread. He's learning, we'll see.

If he graduated in 74 he's definitely on the flat part of the learning curve

 

23 minutes ago, Tree Fidy said:


I was trying to help the guy. In a Surly way of course.

 you've got 297 posts. the bot posts more than that in one day. you're hardly in a position to fuck with the new guy for the sake of fucking with the new guy.

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4 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

How about OJ?

 


He said he'll take a stab at it.

32 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

How about OJ?

 

Hello Twitta' world....

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1 hour ago, Hornius Emeritus said:


He said he'll take a stab at it.

He won't cut it.

 
 you've got 297 posts. the bot posts more than that in one day. you're hardly in a position to fuck with the new guy for the sake of fucking with the new guy.
Well the new guy is OBVIOUSLY aggy. I mean, posting your graduating year is sooooooo very aggy.

Of course it could be his dick length in centimeters in which case he's not aggy.

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1 hour ago, Reese Bennett said:

How about OJ?

 

He'd kill it.

2 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:


He said he'll take a stab at it.

See, this is the problem with that post in the Bru McCoy thread.  Because it's not only irrelevant to the Happenings of Bru McCoy (TM), but it's also being discussed in at least three other threads, so we're getting the same jokes trotted out for the 4th time.  It's like fucking Groundhogs Day.

32 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

See, this is the problem with that post in the Bru McCoy thread.  Because it's not only irrelevant to the Happenings of Bru McCoy (TM), but it's also being discussed in at least three other threads, so we're getting the same jokes trotted out for the 4th time.  It's like fucking Groundhogs Day.

Your mom is like Groundhogs day.

40 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

See, this is the problem with that post in the Bru McCoy thread.  Because it's not only irrelevant to the Happenings of Bru McCoy (TM), but it's also being discussed in at least three other threads, so we're getting the same jokes trotted out for the 4th time.  It's like fucking Groundhogs Day.

Groundhog Day is when you end up in the transfer portal, over and over, always ending back up in the same school at which you started.

So I am an old guy but I've hated aggy longer than most of you have been alive.

On 8/30/2019 at 1:47 PM, 927 E. 41st said:

Interesting phraseology and argument. I was attempting to say that young people doing stupid tings is somewhat expected but destructive or self destructive acts are across the line. I didn't say I associated all three as a single act. And by all means bring back the late 60's phrase "experimenting with drugs" like it's some kind of noble research project carried out by an individual instead of the self destructive waste of time it is.

I assume you are a fellow Longhorn or you wouldn't be here, but why you would choose to jump on that phrase with both feet is a bit puzzling . I mean it's not like the way you went about it is going to change my mind, and you are not attempting to encourage drug use by kids... right?

I am all for encouraging drug use among college "kids."

What the hell did you people do in college

3 hours ago, Reese Bennett said:

How about OJ?

 

“we’ll deal with that.”

1 hour ago, tantric superman said:

Has anyone axed him about it?

like Patterson, he would slash the athletic budget.

6 hours ago, Reese Bennett said:

How about OJ?

 

I'm not sure he's the right fit.

 

So I am an old guy but I've hated aggy longer than most of you have been alive.


Don’t go there. They will just drag you down like a pride of lions on a zebra.
Your mom is like Groundhogs day.
I'd take a stab at her and try to kill her with an axe. Acquit.
2 hours ago, MoJames said:
6 hours ago, Vertigo said:
Your mom is like Groundhogs day.

I'd take a stab at her and try to kill her with an axe. Acquit.

Most would say this needs some polish. Ignore them, it’s perfect.

12 minutes ago, BigVegasHorn26 said:

Walker Little is out for the year.  

warehime put a curse on his home.

14 minutes ago, BigVegasHorn26 said:

Walker Little is out for the year.  

And somewhere in Texas, a plumber gets another call for badly clogged toilet courtesy of Warehime.

6 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

 


Don’t go there. They will just drag you down like a pride of lions on a zebra.

 

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7 hours ago, BigVegasHorn26 said:

Walker Little is out for the year.  

Belongs in 2020 thread 

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2 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

I’m glad he’s gone since he didn’t want to play LB.  We are stacked at WR.

He'd have been kickass at WR if his head was on right. Can't have enough talent. 

On 9/16/2019 at 8:18 PM, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

Yes, you just have to tell him he's transferring positions.

OK this is really good.

3 hours ago, The University said:

probably missed his exit off the 110.

Was he coming up the 405 before taking the 110 near StubHub? Or was he coming up the 5 to the 105 to the 110? (Should have been the same exit either way.)

but if he was taking the 5 to the 10 and missed his exit to the 110 south, he could have still gotten off at Hoover or at Vermont and still made it to campus. 

22 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

Was he coming up the 405 before taking the 110 near StubHub? Or was he coming up the 5 to the 105 to the 110? (Should have been the same exit either way.)

but if he was taking the 5 to the 10 and missed his exit to the 110 south, he could have still gotten off at Hoover or at Vermont and still made it to campus. 

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Was he coming up the 405 before taking the 110 near StubHub? Or was he coming up the 5 to the 105 to the 110? (Should have been the same exit either way.)
but if he was taking the 5 to the 10 and missed his exit to the 110 south, he could have still gotten off at Hoover or at Vermont and still made it to campus. 
Your knowledge of the L.A. roads is unprecedented.

Dude could be tearing it up ala Jake Smith...

7 hours ago, GTNY said:

Dude could be tearing it up ala Jake Smith...

I'll take Jake every day of the week and 6 times for 100 yards on Saturday.  

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