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4 hours ago, hornfromdallas said:

if you were bru mccoy & you came from a place where the girls with supermodel looks were a dime a dozen & went to ut austin where every girl looks like a butch dyke nerd you too would let pussy win & run back to usc

so awesome. 

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    Called it back in January: The staff knew from the the time he landed in Austin for spring semester there was a really high chance he would bolt. Only reason he left USC was because he felt lied

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    Naw, we heard a lot of noise Bru had second thoughts about flipping two weeks in. Just came back to close this account out, read a little and didn’t like Scott’s name attached to an untruth.

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2 hours ago, hornfromdallas said:

full born & bred longhorn 3 generations with my cousin currently on the football team

i dont understand whats so hard about admitting the truth for you people

aggy is not the same ugly country girl from the past they have some beautiful thots all over campus 

you dont have to take my word for the quality of girls at texas just ask any recruit from the past 8+ years 

& if u still dont want to take their word why dont you do a quick instagram search of the univerity of texas at austin location & any other college in the south + california report back with the findings 

you people are still stuck in the 80s texas coeds r no where near the same quality at all 

I wish Mr. Phlegm were here to put you through your paces.

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5 hours ago, hornfromdallas said:

if you were bru mccoy & you came from a place where the girls with supermodel looks were a dime a dozen & went to ut austin where every girl looks like a butch dyke nerd you too would let pussy win & run back to usc

 

2 hours ago, hornfromdallas said:

full born & bred longhorn 3 generations with my cousin currently on the football team

i dont understand whats so hard about admitting the truth for you people

aggy is not the same ugly country girl from the past they have some beautiful thots all over campus 

you dont have to take my word for the quality of girls at texas just ask any recruit from the past 8+ years 

& if u still dont want to take their word why dont you do a quick instagram search of the univerity of texas at austin location & any other college in the south + california report back with the findings 

you people are still stuck in the 80s texas coeds r no where near the same quality at all 

I read the first post looking for the word thots and was shocked when I didn't find it. Then I scrolled down.

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full born & bred longhorn 3 generations with my cousin currently on the football team
i dont understand whats so hard about admitting the truth for you people
aggy is not the same ugly country girl from the past they have some beautiful thots all over campus 
you dont have to take my word for the quality of girls at texas just ask any recruit from the past 8+ years 
& if u still dont want to take their word why dont you do a quick instagram search of the univerity of texas at austin location & any other college in the south + california report back with the findings 
you people are still stuck in the 80s texas coeds r no where near the same quality at all 


Screams English major.

Also, I have 2 cousins on the team. So, by math I know more than you.

Carl can’t get laid on campus= there’s no hot people on campus. It’s science y’all.

there were plenty of really attractive young women running along the hike and bike trail when I was in Austin last month.  Do they have to be thots?

12 hours ago, hornfromdallas said:

full born & bred longhorn 3 generations with my cousin currently on the football team

i dont understand whats so hard about admitting the truth for you people

aggy is not the same ugly country girl from the past they have some beautiful thots all over campus 

you dont have to take my word for the quality of girls at texas just ask any recruit from the past 8+ years 

& if u still dont want to take their word why dont you do a quick instagram search of the univerity of texas at austin location & any other college in the south + california report back with the findings 

you people are still stuck in the 80s texas coeds r no where near the same quality at all 

what do you mean, "you people"?

Found myself on west campus this morning. The jogging scenery did not disappoint.

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1 minute ago, SquishMitten said:

Found myself on west campus this morning. The jogging scenery did not disappoint.

Don't you know you're actually lying to yourself and it would have been better around the Corps field in College Station?

if you were bru mccoy & you came from a place where the girls with supermodel looks were a dime a dozen & went to ut austin where every girl looks like a butch dyke nerd you too would let pussy win & run back to usc

You idoit!

I'm on the team & i know for a fact that your cuz isn't even on the team lol look at this guy pretending his cousin is on the team

I go to campus every week and even during these dark times there are thots almost everywhere.

If you aren't seeing thots at UT, it's probably because you're hanging out with Carl and his fuccboi cousin. 

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aggy socks usually don't make it this long

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1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Did he do anything?

Would have been top 2 for us lol 


5 catches for 51 yards and a TD. Didn’t watch the game - just pulled this from the box score.

Don’t forget the essential onside kick recovery to set them up to win the game
... any report on his girlfriend?

She still has his balls in her purse.

Didn’t she’s take that purse and move on to another guy pretty quickly after he got (back) there? Can’t recall now.

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1 minute ago, Chuckie Finster said:

"intimate partner violence with injury" fuckin yikes

Oh no, he's gonna transfer to OU isn't he?

They don't call him Bruiser for nothin' 

Isn’t “intimate partner” a euphemism used for a same-sex relationship?

Oh no, he's gonna transfer to OU isn't he?

Depends if he used a screwdriver or not. Who are we kidding, doesn’t matter.

"Oh no, he's gonna transfer to OU isn't he?"

Dusty D will have him sign NLI contract to endorse baseball bats I am sure.

He seemed like a kid that made good decisions before this. Who knew? 

56 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Isn’t “intimate partner” a euphemism used for a same-sex relationship?

From the web:

The term “intimate partner violence” describes physical violence, sexual violence, stalking, or psychological harm by a current or former partner or spouse. This type of violence can occur among heterosexual or same-sex couples and does not require sexual intimacy.

3 minutes ago, TexasGary said:

From the web:

The term “intimate partner violence” describes physical violence, sexual violence, stalking, or psychological harm by a current or former partner or spouse. This type of violence can occur among heterosexual or same-sex couples and does not require sexual intimacy.

I bet you’re a blast at parties. 

1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

I was just thinking that a bail bonds firm would make a great source of NIL income for Bru.

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22 minutes ago, Davis Lane said:

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I was going to say: "The older a person gets, the better this uniform sponsor is."

Then I blew up the image to read what it said under the Liberty Bell. "Let Freedom Ring"

AMAZING!!

2 hours ago, Fud said:

They don't call him Bruiser for nothin' 

You mean...."Bolt" McCoy?

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Good lord. I remember when people on this thread were shrieking about judging "the kid" and claiming that he's probably a good guy and a sweet boy. I don't have the time to go find those takes, but I know they're on here and I am laughing at the premise. This dildo showed us who he was from the jump, and this shit only reinforces it. He's a soft loser who will remain as much well into the future. It's too bad mommy and daddy won't be able to join him in jail and coddle him there. 

4 hours ago, futureman said:

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now do one for meh

Oh no, he's gonna transfer to OU isn't he?

SEC, SEC, SEC…

Wait are we supposed to do that?
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2 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:
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This is the best day of my life. 

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