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#3952

"Some evil whorn at HEB planted the listeria in the Blue Bell plant so they could make room for Creamy Creations."

- aggy

#3956
28 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Tillamook Mudslide for the win.

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Does HEB make Tillamook now? 

Take it to the "Shit you can buy anywhere" thread

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#3959

The Hancock HEB is finally getting close to being done with the expansion.  However, it appears they forgot to not only expand, but instead decided to contract their check out lines.  Am I crazy or does that seem like a really bad idea?

#3965
1 minute ago, Chips O'Toole said:

The spicy lime cucumber is weird at first, but I think it might be one of my favorites. 

The only good cucumber is a pickle.

#3970

We eat a ton of the garlic hummus, but I had never seen this one before. I guess it was discontinued for a while or something and was brought back recently. It’s very good and herby. 

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#3972
23 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Mi Tienda Orange Pepper

 

This stuff is really good on chicken.

Next up is trying it on fish.

I grill chicken thighs or breasts about twice a month and use that.  We love it.

#3974

I was showing my four year old granddaughter a radar map of the rain today. She started asking whether it was raining at her house, our house, and daddy’s work place. Then she thought for a second, and said “is it raining at HEB?” Classic. 

#3975
On 7/2/2025 at 4:16 PM, Etexhorn13 said:

We eat a ton of the garlic hummus, but I had never seen this one before. I guess it was discontinued for a while or something and was brought back recently. It’s very good and herby. 

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It’s not HEB brand but the boars head Thai chili hummus is fantastic 

#3976

To offer some contrast, we’re in SOCAL right now. My daughter had heard tale of a store called Erewhon. So we stopped in the Manhattan Beach location.
Jesus tapdancing Christ. It’s one of the worst things I’ve ever seen.
For example, isn’t ALL water “hydrogen infused?”
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And here you go…their house brand Louisiana hot sauce. Check out the fucking price. For fucking hot sauce.

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Our species had a good run, but I think we’re done here.

#3978
9 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

I was showing my four year old granddaughter a radar map of the rain today. She started asking whether it was raining at her house, our house, and daddy’s work place. Then she thought for a second, and said “is it raining at HEB?” Classic. 

Yes but those fuckers are closed. 

#3979
Sounds like surly needs to make & market Surly Hot Sauce in California.

I’m just kicking myself for not opening a store that markets to fucking moneyed tech people and hipsters who think nothing of paying $15 for a jar of regular Kalamata olives, $20 for a small jar of house brand Nutella, $25 for a rotisserie chicken, $10 EACH for raw chicken breasts…and Jesus, it goes on. Just printing money selling shit to people who want the image.
Their branded reusable grocery bag? $138. I didn’t miss a decimal. That’s the price. For a canvas shopping bag with “EREWHON” on it.
#3984
22 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Their branded reusable grocery bag? $138. I didn’t miss a decimal. That’s the price. For a canvas shopping bag with “EREWHON” on it.

Hilarious. HEB gives them away free.

#3986
23 hours ago, Brisketexan said:



And here you go…their house brand Louisiana hot sauce. Check out the fucking price. For fucking hot sauce.

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Our species had a good run, but I think we’re done here.

fuck that ice cube GIF
 

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#3987
2 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Did a search for jalapeño salsa on HEB’s site thanks to the the chips thread, these two products caught my eye. Either worth a shit?  

I get the Culinary Cowgirls Lone Star Queso pretty regularly.  It's good, not a world beater, but i don't think I could roll my own for less and sometimes you just want some chips & queso now.  I'd bet their other two offerings (including the one you asked about) are pretty decent.

#3988

Looking to have a little cheat day this weekend and wanted some Blue Bell Pecan Pralines and Cream.  Not only did my HEB not have it, the Blue Bell pint section has been limited to a single row - maybe 10 flavors?  I'm no shill for Blue Bell, just pointing out the seriously reduced inventory.  

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#3990

B&J seemed to be holding down plenty - both in the full fatty fat and less fatty fat sections.  I went with the CC Caramel Pecan Turtle...meh.

#3993
On 7/4/2025 at 6:51 PM, Brisketexan said:


I’m just kicking myself for not opening a store that markets to fucking moneyed tech people and hipsters who think nothing of paying $15 for a jar of regular Kalamata olives, $20 for a small jar of house brand Nutella, $25 for a rotisserie chicken, $10 EACH for raw chicken breasts…and Jesus, it goes on. Just printing money selling shit to people who want the image.
Their branded reusable grocery bag? $138. I didn’t miss a decimal. That’s the price. For a canvas shopping bag with “EREWHON” on it.

It's called Royal Blue, and they have several locations downtown.

#3994
6 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Did a search for jalapeño salsa on HEB’s site thanks to the the chips thread, these two products caught my eye. Either worth a shit?  

 

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I like a lot of the Siete brand products and that dip can be pretty salty. 

#3995

You can get that Cowgirl dip at Mariano’s up here in CHI. It doesn’t melt great and has a bit of a powdery mouthfeel. I prefer the fresh house made version and suspect the variation in quality would be similar at HEB.

Whole Foods has 50% off ice cream for the next 10 days. Great if you like boujee ass brands like Jeni’s.

#3996
20 hours ago, DoobieWah said:

Just best me to it 

Here is a LINK to the entire shopping bag collection. 

Easy to reach the Free Complimentary shipping mark, tho.

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#3997
30 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Whole Foods has 50% off ice cream for the next 10 days. Great if you like boujee ass brands like Jeni’s.

Happened in yesterday and picked up some Cherry Garcia and the fancy mint chocolate chip gelato

#3998
On 7/5/2025 at 12:55 PM, Brisketexan said:


Yes. $138. I ain’t lyin’.

Giant meteor can’t arrive soon enough.

You chopped off the best part....the financing.

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16 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I get the Culinary Cowgirls Lone Star Queso pretty regularly.  It's good, not a world beater, but i don't think I could roll my own for less and sometimes you just want some chips & queso now.  I'd bet their other two offerings (including the one you asked about) are pretty decent.

This stuff is pretty good and my usual "shortcut." Although not all stores carry it.

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#4000
On 7/5/2025 at 11:55 AM, Brisketexan said:


Yes. $138. I ain’t lyin’.

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Giant meteor can’t arrive soon enough.

 

pick one up for me, i'm good for it 

thanks 

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