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21 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

the taste is better than Torchys

damming with faint praise

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    That's the Mi Tienda version.

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    Today I don’t care if my HEB is open, short staffed, or if I can’t buy shit  they make because it’s out of stock.   They always come through when Texans are in need.    

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16 hours ago, RMac5 said:

We use pork rinds with guacamole and salsa, not even close to a good tortilla chip but better than nada.

I used to do a lot of pork rinds in my early keto/atkins days, but I gave them up because of all the salt and grease and stuff. There's always celery sticks, but I burned out on them years ago.

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3 hours ago, Storm the Field said:

HEB store-brand Chicken Broth is by far the most flavorful of any brand. Tastes damn near homemade.

 

I think that's why HEB stuff is often better than other big brand stuff. It's mostly made in San Antonio, made more recently not too far from being fresh, probably fewer preservatives for longer term storage.

22 hours ago, RMac5 said:

We use pork rinds with guacamole and salsa, not even close to a good tortilla chip but better than nada.

Papasitos pork rinds with white queso is a game changer 

Their canned chili is BOGO right now (at least at the Hudson Oaks location), didn’t appear to be a limit. Chili dogs & Frito pie, come on down. 

10 hours ago, Mack Tripper said:

These are better than the HEB low carb tortillas and have fewer carbs

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I mean, I literally just looked up both and Mission Carb Balance has 19/13 fiber for a total of 6 net carbs. HEB low carb tortillas has 13/9 for a total of 4 net carbs. Mission has 50% more net carbs. Are you talking about different sized tortillas? Links:

https://www.heb.com/product-detail/mission-carb-balance-flour-tortillas-soft-taco/1528937
https://www.heb.com/product-detail/h-e-b-carb-sense-flour-tortillas/1854390
https://www.amazon.com/Mission-Carb-Flour-Tortillas-12oz/dp/B00B64Q2NS

 

Weirdly the mission website doesn't match the nutrition label from the other ones, but the same net carbs, 4, as HEB. 
https://www.missionfoods.com/products/carb-balance-soft-taco-flour-tortillas/

 

Something ain't adding up. 

I mean, I literally just looked up both and Mission Carb Balance has 19/13 fiber for a total of 6 net carbs. HEB low carb tortillas has 13/9 for a total of 4 net carbs. Mission has 50% more net carbs. Are you talking about different sized tortillas? Links:
https://www.heb.com/product-detail/mission-carb-balance-flour-tortillas-soft-taco/1528937
https://www.heb.com/product-detail/h-e-b-carb-sense-flour-tortillas/1854390
https://www.amazon.com/Mission-Carb-Flour-Tortillas-12oz/dp/B00B64Q2NS
 
Weirdly the mission website doesn't match the nutrition label from the other ones, but the same net carbs, 4, as HEB. 
https://www.missionfoods.com/products/carb-balance-soft-taco-flour-tortillas/
 
Something ain't adding up. 

Yeah we recently were at HEB and the HEB had lower carbs overall as well as a lower net carb
4 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

I mean, I literally just looked up both and Mission Carb Balance has 19/13 fiber for a total of 6 net carbs. HEB low carb tortillas has 13/9 for a total of 4 net carbs. Mission has 50% more net carbs. Are you talking about different sized tortillas? Links:

https://www.heb.com/product-detail/mission-carb-balance-flour-tortillas-soft-taco/1528937
https://www.heb.com/product-detail/h-e-b-carb-sense-flour-tortillas/1854390
https://www.amazon.com/Mission-Carb-Flour-Tortillas-12oz/dp/B00B64Q2NS

 

Weirdly the mission website doesn't match the nutrition label from the other ones, but the same net carbs, 4, as HEB. 
https://www.missionfoods.com/products/carb-balance-soft-taco-flour-tortillas/

 

Something ain't adding up. 

Yes, I get the smaller sized Mission ones which have fewer carbs than the same sized HEB brand ones when I compared them side by side in the store. 

On 1/23/2020 at 2:35 PM, DougO said:

I used to do a lot of pork rinds in my early keto/atkins days, but I gave them up because of all the salt and grease and stuff. There's always celery sticks, but I burned out on them years ago.

Eat Celery sticks with Peanut or Almond Butter, carrots,  too.  

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8 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

I mean, I literally just looked up both and Mission Carb Balance has 19/13 fiber for a total of 6 net carbs. HEB low carb tortillas has 13/9 for a total of 4 net carbs. Mission has 50% more net carbs. Are you talking about different sized tortillas? Links:

https://www.heb.com/product-detail/mission-carb-balance-flour-tortillas-soft-taco/1528937
https://www.heb.com/product-detail/h-e-b-carb-sense-flour-tortillas/1854390
https://www.amazon.com/Mission-Carb-Flour-Tortillas-12oz/dp/B00B64Q2NS

 

Weirdly the mission website doesn't match the nutrition label from the other ones, but the same net carbs, 4, as HEB. 
https://www.missionfoods.com/products/carb-balance-soft-taco-flour-tortillas/

 

Something ain't adding up. 

 

I think the HEB version also has a better texture, more like a regular tortilla.

On 1/28/2020 at 9:54 PM, billfromlaketravis said:

The HEB Pork Al Pastor and Meatloaf aren’t bad. Just follow the instructions and add fresh onion. 

 

On 1/29/2020 at 8:49 PM, Deej said:

Fuck low carb tortillas 

I had the HEB Al Pastor on these yesterday, first time I had seen the corn version and they were quite good. Added Onion, Cilantro, Salsa, and a little pineapple to the tacos and they were great. 

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Is there an HEB in Austin that carries the flaming bird regularly?

 

The Lamar and Rundberg HEB has the flaming bird.

Their app is closed after their SB commercial.

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I’m guessing a hydraulic leak on the piston for the baler. Shits high pressure and flammable yo

I mostly just drink water these days, but lately have been indulging in the occasional ginger beer.  This stuff is legit.  I have not tried the non-clementine version yet, but will do a taste test on my next CM run. 

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Yep, they're fantastic. Idiots that shit on them here aren't heating them up properly.

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19 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

Not bad, but not the best HEB option in the store

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21 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

I saw this in the magazine. It says each of the 350 stores employs a tortilla maker. I’ve  never seen them at the Far West location. I need to go up there and ask where they keep this lady. Far West HEB has Kosher options galore but I never see fresh tortillas. 

On 2/15/2020 at 2:26 PM, Dangit said:

I saw this in the magazine. It says each of the 350 stores employs a tortilla maker. I’ve  never seen them at the Far West location. I need to go up there and ask where they keep this lady. Far West HEB has Kosher options galore but I never see fresh tortillas. 

probably just a role that 1 person has in the bakery dept?

On 2/15/2020 at 2:26 PM, Dangit said:

I saw this in the magazine. It says each of the 350 stores employs a tortilla maker. I’ve  never seen them at the Far West location. I need to go up there and ask where they keep this lady. Far West HEB has Kosher options galore but I never see fresh tortillas. 

that's not what it says.

Sun-dried tomato mac and cheese is amazing, especially for you vegetarians or if you're doing meatless Monday or some shit. It's in the in-store-made microwavable prepared meal section and was on special yesterday for $4 I think. It doesn't look nearly as good as it is -- it's up there among my favorite grab-and-go cook-at-home meals in both the oven and microwave categories. 

if prime 1 hadn't already jumped the shark with brisket burgers, this week prime 1 chuck roast is on sale. 

 

also i spotted "heirloom" navel oranges.  now, don't get me wrong, i like an heirloom tomato as much as, and probably more than, the next guy.  but a navel orange?  a navel orange is a clipping of a clipping of a clipping of a single tree with a genetic mutation in brazil a couple hundred years ago.  might as well sell an heirloom haas avocado. 

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2 hours ago, elfenix said:

if prime 1 hadn't already jumped the shark with brisket burgers, this week prime 1 chuck roast is on sale. 

 

also i spotted "heirloom" navel oranges.  now, don't get me wrong, i like an heirloom tomato as much as, and probably more than, the next guy.  but a navel orange?  a navel orange is a clipping of a clipping of a clipping of a single tree with a genetic mutation in brazil a couple hundred years ago.  might as well sell an heirloom haas avocado. 

https://www.citrus.com/blog/everything-you-wanted-to-know-about-navel-oranges/

 

pretty damn interesting story 

My friend swears by their pork tamales.  He gets them every week.

As for pork rinds, I like using them with the dips you can find in the deli sections of HEB and Walmart.  HEB has artichoke/jalapeno, ranch, dill, spinach, raspberry chipotle.  Walmart's artichoke/jalapeno is superior, though.  I haven't tried their others.

16 hours ago, elfenix said:

if prime 1 hadn't already jumped the shark with brisket burgers, this week prime 1 chuck roast is on sale. 

 

also i spotted "heirloom" navel oranges.  now, don't get me wrong, i like an heirloom tomato as much as, and probably more than, the next guy.  but a navel orange?  a navel orange is a clipping of a clipping of a clipping of a single tree with a genetic mutation in brazil a couple hundred years ago.  might as well sell an heirloom haas avocado. 

I don't know why they call them "heirloom", but we've found they're one of the best reasonably priced small oranges.  Probably just a marketing description, but we buy them when available.

I'm surprised nobody had started a topic on that in the last 6 weeks.

16 hours ago, Longhorn Al said:

My friend swears by their pork tamales.  He gets them every week.

As for pork rinds, I like using them with the dips you can find in the deli sections of HEB and Walmart.  HEB has artichoke/jalapeno, ranch, dill, spinach, raspberry chipotle.  Walmart's artichoke/jalapeno is superior, though.  I haven't tried their others.

The Central Market branded tamales are fucking awesome. Especially the green chile chicken flavor. Huge tamales and great flavor.

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44 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

The Central Market branded tamales are fucking awesome. Especially the green chile chicken flavor. Huge tamales and great flavor.

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wish they sold them at my local HEB

what are they around in other stores? like what are they located near?

18 minutes ago, NoName said:

wish they sold them at my local HEB

what are they around in other stores? like what are they located near?

They are just by the other HEB branded tamales in my store.

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

I'm surprised nobody had started a topic on that in the last 6 weeks.

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On 1/29/2020 at 10:37 AM, Bevo VIII said:


Yeah we recently were at HEB and the HEB had lower carbs overall as well as a lower net carb

And I think the HEB ones are slighty better, but mostly in texture, a bit softer and usually seem fresher. Neither have a ton of flavor, bu they serve their purpose.

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...which was certainly worth repeating. I go through a few packs per month. I get both brands, because the are often out of one or the other.

 

 


And now that I know they’re made with palm oil I can’t buy them again until I hear more about their source. Fuck you for posting this. I hate you all. Until I sober up again.
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On 1/23/2020 at 8:38 PM, tx 3 putt said:

Papasitos pork rinds with white queso is a game changer 

HEB's white queso is pretty dang good, too.

Love the Mixla tortillas they make on site , they’re great.

On 2/15/2020 at 12:56 PM, Blotto said:

Not bad, but not the best HEB option in the store

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these have clearasil in them.  guess my intestine will be zit free. 

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