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    Today I don’t care if my HEB is open, short staffed, or if I can’t buy shit  they make because it’s out of stock.   They always come through when Texans are in need.    

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27 minutes ago, Texas St. Armadillos said:

Need reports of the chaos today.  Word going around is they may not be open tomorrow. 

They're usually open until noon on Thanksgiving Day.  

18 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Anyone want to try these? bbe59f38a782449b9af497d1059ff67f.jpg

 

We tried them. They are very okay. Flavors don't come together. 

3 minutes ago, zman13 said:

 

We tried them. They are very okay. Flavors don't come together. 

That's why they were a no go for me...  Maybe better with pretzels?  

The Mexican Hot Chocolate Ice Cream is the bomb though.

On 11/29/2021 at 10:32 AM, zman13 said:

 

We tried them. They are very okay. Flavors don't come together. 

Yeah that sounds not good.  

might be good crushed on vanilla ice cream

On 10/26/2021 at 3:16 PM, Etexhorn13 said:

Have these been discussed? Surprisingly good for when you need something quick. We just had a baby so stuff like this has been clutch. Normally like to oven heat stuff like this but the crisp sleeve works pretty well for microwave. Also sold in chorizo, brisket, or potato egg and cheese apparently, but I’ve never had them. 325 cal per 2 flautas which was also surprising to me. 
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These are like eating something off the rollers at QT

On 11/7/2021 at 5:33 PM, TPCJ007 said:

Where have all of the red baskets gone? Went to the 183/620 HEB on Friday and there were no red baskets available at the front door and nobody in the store had any, it was all push carts. So I asked an employee what happened and she said "they all walked off and they are waiting on more". Then this afternoon I had to stop by the Mopac/Parmer store for a few things and guess what? No red baskets. So again I ask an employee what happened and his reply was that they all walked away. I don't believe it. What in the hell is going on?

Its because the cheap ass fucks that don't want to spend  quarter on a bag take them out to their car and throw them in the trunk.

32 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

Its because the cheap ass fucks that don't want to spend  quarter on a bag take them out to their car and throw them in the trunk.

I was wondering why that wasn’t a problem at my local HEB in Houston. Makes perfect sense now. Have they just quit replacing them to save on the cost of all the shrinkage?

2 hours ago, royiv said:

I was wondering why that wasn’t a problem at my local HEB in Houston. Makes perfect sense now. Have they just quit replacing them to save on the cost of all the shrinkage?

Idk that part. That’s just what a checker told me one day when I mentioned they were hard to find.

3 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

The honey drip mandarins are fucking crack. Best served cold.

 

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First official foray to H‑E‑B after moving back to Texas was heaven. I wanted it all. 

25 minutes ago, Js1 said:

First official foray to H‑E‑B after moving back to Texas was heaven. I wanted it all. 

You should’ve bought it all while it was actually open.

12 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

The honey drip mandarins are fucking crack. Best served cold.

dude, i've been looking for those clamshells since last year. they are so good and you are 100% right on best served cold

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

You should’ve bought it all while it was actually open.

Just like your mother, it’ll be open the next time i need it. 

5 hours ago, NoName said:

dude, i've been looking for those clamshells since last year. they are so good and you are 100% right on best served cold

Munching one right now. They are so fucking good because they let them ripen on the tree before picking. 

on ice for about an hour and those things are perfect.  i know it's a joke, but eating one out of the ice chest during halftime of a summer soccer game is the tites. 

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pretty, pretty, pretty good

On 12/11/2021 at 2:39 PM, Nueces River Rat said:

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This looks legit. Didn’t buy this time.

It's been out a few years. It's fantastic.

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On 12/11/2021 at 2:39 PM, Nueces River Rat said:

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This looks legit. Didn’t buy this time.

It's fantastic. I've got 8 of them in my deep freeze.  They're seasonal and should be done by January or so

2 hours ago, Post Oak said:

I've got 8 of them in my deep freeze. 

 

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7 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

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I’m making beans with this shizz. Thanks for posting!

On 8/22/2021 at 7:20 PM, Hmbre97 said:

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Whoever invented these should be nominated for a Nobel Prize.

Whoever invented these should be nominated for a Nobel Prize.
I bought a bag last week and I dunno if they changed something but they were way hotter than normal. A welcome change.
On 12/30/2021 at 3:33 PM, HenryJames said:

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Can't find this on curbside.  Do want.

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7 hours ago, Ten Bears said:

It probably means they are closing.  RIP HEB

It was a good run 

Maybe his replacement will think outside of the box and do something wild and crazy like have HEB actually open.

Hill Country Fare condoms were his downfall.

56 minutes ago, Deej said:

Hill Country Fare condoms were his downfall.

I know right? Do you know how much those things cost back in the day?

Hill Country Fare condoms were his downfall.

The Carolina Reaper flavored ones created some unforeseen lawsuits.
13 hours ago, ScottS said:

Maybe his replacement will think outside of the box and do something wild and crazy like have HEB actually open.

I would be happy if they could start making fried chicken like every other grocery store on God's green earth.

On 1/18/2022 at 5:30 PM, Texas St. Armadillos said:

Scott McClelland stepping down.  Not sure why, or what it means.

HEB selling to Private Equity from Chicago??????

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28 minutes ago, Texas St. Armadillos said:

I would be happy if they could start making fried chicken like every other grocery store on God's green earth.

They used to in the 90s.  Probably never going back now that it's gone.

29 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

HEB selling to Private Equity from Chicago??????

shut your damn mouth

7 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

They used to in the 90s.  Probably never going back now that it's gone.

HEB Deli was our go to place for a late evening meal back in college.  They would bag up all the fried chicken around 8:30 and you could get a 12 pieces for around 4 bucks.  

3 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

HEB Deli was our go to place for a late evening meal back in college.  They would bag up all the fried chicken around 8:30 and you could get a 12 pieces for around 4 bucks.  

I think the regular price was like $6-7 for an 8 piece.  Get a pound of those wedge fries as a side.   Some stores also had barbacoa by the pound on weekends. 

2 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

I think the regular price was like $6-7 for an 8 piece.  Get a pound of those wedge fries as a side.   Some stores also had barbacoa by the pound on weekends. 

I forgot about those wedge fries....... 

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