March 14, 20223 yr I buy the big canister of Hidden Valley Ranch mix. Fuck those individual packets. I make just enough for what I need at the moment. Just eyeball it. It’s not rocket science.
March 14, 20223 yr 17 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said: Buy plastic salad dressing bottle from Amazon with lid. Mayo first, packet, add milk. Shake and refrigerate. No mess. Signoraware Shaker Bottles | 17-Ounce Plastic Protein Shake Bottle for Meal Replacement Shakes & Smoothies, Beverages, Mixing Salad Dressing & Sauces, Margarita, & More | 2 Pack https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08L9QB588/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_i_7A1DMJ9Y0NQT5F7E8DSG A mason jar with a lid works just as well.
March 14, 20223 yr A mason jar with a lid works just as well. Sounds like something an aggie would say.
March 14, 20223 yr 21 minutes ago, Fudbelty said: Sounds like something an aggie would say. That would be a mason jar and a straw.
March 16, 20223 yr On 3/4/2022 at 10:30 AM, 4th&Five said: Better than Grillo's? Yes. For those wondering, they’re usually by the deli area in one of those random cold boxes. By the tamales, prepared salads, wraps, etc. Edited March 16, 20223 yr by Loop 1604
March 16, 20223 yr Make true homemade ranch:Mayo, sour cream, buttermilk, garlic, chives, flat parsley, dill, worchestershire, vinegar or lemon juice, lemon zest, paprika, cayenne. Kosher salt, black pepper. It’s great.
March 18, 20223 yr On 3/4/2022 at 8:47 AM, Trey3216 said: Slam & Go. Highly recommend Just bought some of these because of this rec. Phenomenal. Just enough heat. Crispy. Fantastic. I just ordered the plain ones too. HEB give us a bread and butter pickles you cowards.
March 18, 20223 yr On 3/16/2022 at 4:24 AM, Texzilla58 said: Make true homemade ranch: Mayo, sour cream, buttermilk, garlic, chives, flat parsley, dill, worchestershire, vinegar or lemon juice, lemon zest, paprika, cayenne. Kosher salt, black pepper. It’s great.
March 19, 20223 yr 5 hours ago, NoName said: 4 hours ago, elfenix said: "how can we make a cucumber that gives people the beetus?" Don't try to pickle shame me you heathens. I was born in the brine.
March 19, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, Post Oak said: Don't try to pickle shame me you heathens. I was born in the brine. Pickles ain't sposed to be sweet.
March 19, 20223 yr Author On 3/14/2022 at 2:45 PM, Deej said: A mason jar with a lid works just as well. I used an HEB plastic screw-top container.
March 19, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said: Pickles ain't sposed to be sweet. 1 hour ago, Deej said: Sweet pickles are for pussies who can't handle the real deal. Edited March 19, 20223 yr by Post Oak
March 19, 20223 yr 23 minutes ago, Deej said: Pretty sure Russia is sweetpickles in that scenario. Well, well, you know what I mean.
March 20, 20223 yr On 3/4/2022 at 8:47 AM, Trey3216 said: Slam & Go. Highly recommend very meh, crispy for sure but no heat. and the container sucks ill stick with best maid or mt olive Edited March 20, 20223 yr by tx 3 putt
March 20, 20223 yr 7 hours ago, tx 3 putt said: ill stick with best maid or mt olive Claussen, you piece of dick.
March 20, 20223 yr 7 hours ago, tx 3 putt said: very meh, crispy for sure but no heat. and the container sucks ill stick with best maid or mt olive I do have a complaint about the container. That needs to change. I'm going to end up putting mine in a mason jar
March 20, 20223 yr 19 minutes ago, South Austin said: Claussen, you piece of dick. The best, without dispute. About went into withdrawals during pandemic/supply chain bullshit when my HEB couldn't get them.
March 20, 20223 yr 57 minutes ago, Post Oak said: I do have a complaint about the container. That needs to change. I'm going to end up putting mine in a mason jar The pickles, right?
March 20, 20223 yr I'm very much a sweet pickle guy, hate on. Sweet heat is my favorite, here in El Paso the Mexican grocery sells "cucumber salad", which is basically sweet pickle slices. Damn good. I'll be moving back into HEB land soon and will demand they carry all brands of sweet pickles.
March 20, 20223 yr 3 hours ago, Dewey said: I'm very much a sweet pickle guy, hate on. Sweet heat is my favorite, here in El Paso the Mexican grocery sells "cucumber salad", which is basically sweet pickle slices. Damn good. I'll be moving back into HEB land soon and will demand they carry all brands of sweet pickles.
March 21, 20223 yr I’m not a divisive picklist. I am a fan of any great pickle, sweet or sour, Including some of the stranger pickled things of Asia.
March 21, 20223 yr On 3/20/2022 at 10:02 AM, Dewey said: I'm very much a sweet pickle guy, hate on. Sweet heat is my favorite, here in El Paso the Mexican grocery sells "cucumber salad", which is basically sweet pickle slices. Damn good. I'll be moving back into HEB land soon and will demand they carry all brands of sweet pickles.
March 24, 20223 yr On 3/13/2022 at 11:14 PM, CooterBrown said: I buy the big canister of Hidden Valley Ranch mix. Fuck those individual packets. I make just enough for what I need at the moment. Just eyeball it. It’s not rocket science. You need to upgrade. https://www.amazon.com/Hidden-Valley-Ranch-Seasoning-Dressing/dp/B086WQJB4D/ref=asc_df_B086WQJB4D/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=459704123703&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=2558285163268876949&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9028274&hvtargid=pla-926653617723&psc=1
March 25, 20223 yr 4 hours ago, Tailgate said: HEB 16” All Meat Pizza That’s not All Meat. I see some cheese, sauce, and bread. Looks good, though.
March 28, 20223 yr On 3/20/2022 at 1:14 AM, tx 3 putt said: very meh, crispy for sure but no heat. and the container sucks ill stick with best maid or mt olive Yea I tried some of the heb true Texas pickles, just the little bag. I’m glad that’s all I bought, they are like half pickled with zero flavor at all. Terrible pickles.
March 28, 20223 yr 2 minutes ago, Hook1997 said: Yea I tried some of the heb true Texas pickles, just the little bag. I’m glad that’s all I bought, they are like half pickled with zero flavor at all. Terrible pickles. they grew on me, i finished them all but the container is horrible
March 28, 20223 yr On 3/24/2022 at 5:21 PM, Tailgate said: HEB 16” All Meat Pizza I love and celebrate HEB's take and bake pizzas but god damn, at my HEB, there's about a 25% chance I see them when I shop. Either they're all gone by the time I go to the store (every single variety) or they don't put any out until mid-morning and the early shoppers can get fucked? I can maybe grab one once out of every 3 or 4 weekly trip to HEB?
March 28, 20223 yr I wouldn't recommend HEB's crawfish unless you live in Midland and have no other options. I looked at how they stored them, and went ahead and bought 5 pounds. Unwise. They tasted fine, even shaded towards pretty spicy, but many were dead when they went in the boil or were too small. I'd say maybe 3.5 pounds of it was edible. Edited March 28, 20223 yr by billfromlaketravis
March 29, 20223 yr I love McClures pickles. My H-E-B used to carry them but I haven’t seen them lately.
March 29, 20223 yr 13 hours ago, harpercollins said: I love McClures pickles. My H-E-B used to carry them but I haven’t seen them lately. Not sure which HEB you shop (or even what city), but the South Congress/Slaughter store in Austin has them according to the HEB app.
March 29, 20223 yr On 3/28/2022 at 3:24 PM, Js1 said: I love and celebrate HEB's take and bake pizzas but god damn, at my HEB, there's about a 25% chance I see them when I shop. Either they're all gone by the time I go to the store (every single variety) or they don't put any out until mid-morning and the early shoppers can get fucked? I can maybe grab one once out of every 3 or 4 weekly trip to HEB? These do rock. Much preferable to the major delivery chains, IMO.
March 29, 20223 yr HEB has their usual bacon wrapped, cheese stuffed, jalapeños for the grill, but now also stuffed with crawfish. Not bad for a quick snack.
March 29, 20223 yr 3 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said: These do rock. Much preferable to the major delivery chains, IMO. Agreed. I have a large toaster oven air fryer combo that really cooks these nicely in about 8-10 min. Just would like to pick up one a week and not every 3-4
March 30, 20223 yr 11 hours ago, Deej said: HEB has their usual bacon wrapped, cheese stuffed, jalapeños for the grill, but now also stuffed with crawfish. Not bad for a quick snack. I’ll have to get some. I like the ones stuffed with boudin.
March 30, 20223 yr What are they charging for that these days? Were always a bit high before, can’t imaging now. Im lazy but also cheap. Conflicted. Edited March 30, 20223 yr by ChickenSandwich
April 2, 20223 yr On 3/28/2022 at 3:19 PM, tx 3 putt said: they grew on me, i finished them all but the container is horrible Don’t think you’re supposed to eat the container.
April 3, 20223 yr 43 minutes ago, HenryJames said: Don’t think you’re supposed to eat the container. that explains the stomach ache
April 3, 20223 yr 2 hours ago, slorch said: If you can't get homemade, these are the best by a great distance. I do the spicy charro and they never disappoint.
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