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I buy the big canister of Hidden Valley Ranch mix. Fuck those individual packets.

I make just enough for what I need at the moment. Just eyeball it. It’s not rocket science.

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    Today I don’t care if my HEB is open, short staffed, or if I can’t buy shit  they make because it’s out of stock.   They always come through when Texans are in need.    

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17 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Buy plastic salad dressing bottle from Amazon with lid.

Mayo first, packet, add milk. Shake and refrigerate. No mess. 
 

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A mason jar with a lid works just as well. 

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A mason jar with a lid works just as well. 

Sounds like something an aggie would say.
21 minutes ago, Fudbelty said:


Sounds like something an aggie would say.

That would be a mason jar and a straw. 

On 3/2/2022 at 8:47 AM, South Austin said:

That doesn't make it right.

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On 3/4/2022 at 10:30 AM, 4th&Five said:

Better than Grillo's?

Yes. For those wondering, they’re usually by the deli area in one of those random cold boxes. By the tamales, prepared salads, wraps, etc.

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Make true homemade ranch:

Mayo, sour cream, buttermilk, garlic, chives, flat parsley, dill, worchestershire, vinegar or lemon juice, lemon zest, paprika, cayenne. Kosher salt, black pepper. It’s great.

On 3/4/2022 at 8:47 AM, Trey3216 said:

Slam & Go.   Highly recommend 

 

 

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Just bought some of these because of this rec.

Phenomenal.  Just enough heat.  Crispy. Fantastic.

I just ordered the plain ones too.  

HEB give us a bread and butter pickles you cowards.

5 hours ago, Post Oak said:

HEB give us a bread and butter pickles you cowards.

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"how can we make a cucumber that gives people the beetus?"

On 3/16/2022 at 4:24 AM, Texzilla58 said:

Make true homemade ranch:

Mayo, sour cream, buttermilk, garlic, chives, flat parsley, dill, worchestershire, vinegar or lemon juice, lemon zest, paprika, cayenne. Kosher salt, black pepper. It’s great.

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5 hours ago, NoName said:

Awkward Season 3 GIF by The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

 

4 hours ago, elfenix said:

"how can we make a cucumber that gives people the beetus?"

Don't try to pickle shame me you heathens. I was born in the brine.

1 hour ago, Post Oak said:

 

Don't try to pickle shame me you heathens. I was born in the brine.

Pickles ain't sposed to be sweet.

Sweet pickles are for pussies who can't handle the real deal.

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On 3/14/2022 at 2:45 PM, Deej said:

A mason jar with a lid works just as well. 

I used an HEB plastic screw-top container. 

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Pickles ain't sposed to be sweet.

 

1 hour ago, Deej said:

Sweet pickles are for pussies who can't handle the real deal.

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Pretty sure Russia is sweetpickles in that scenario.

23 minutes ago, Deej said:

Pretty sure Russia is sweetpickles in that scenario.

Well, well, you know what I mean.

On 3/4/2022 at 8:47 AM, Trey3216 said:

Slam & Go.   Highly recommend 

 

 

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very meh, crispy for sure but no heat. and the container sucks

ill stick with best maid or mt olive 

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7 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

ill stick with best maid or mt olive 

Claussen, you piece of dick.

7 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

very meh, crispy for sure but no heat. and the container sucks

ill stick with best maid or mt olive 

I do have a complaint about the container.  That needs to change. I'm going to end up putting mine in a mason jar

19 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Claussen, you piece of dick.

The best, without dispute.  About went into withdrawals during pandemic/supply chain bullshit when my HEB couldn't get them.  

57 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

I do have a complaint about the container.  That needs to change. I'm going to end up putting mine in a mason jar

The pickles, right?

 

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I'm very much a sweet pickle guy, hate on. Sweet heat is my favorite,  here in El Paso the Mexican grocery sells "cucumber salad", which is basically sweet pickle slices. Damn good. I'll be moving back into HEB land soon and will demand they carry all brands of sweet pickles. 

3 hours ago, Dewey said:

I'm very much a sweet pickle guy, hate on. Sweet heat is my favorite,  here in El Paso the Mexican grocery sells "cucumber salad", which is basically sweet pickle slices. Damn good. I'll be moving back into HEB land soon and will demand they carry all brands of sweet pickles. 

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I’m not a divisive picklist. I am a fan of any great pickle, sweet or sour, Including some of the stranger pickled things of Asia.

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You food nazis are a strange breed.. eat what you like.
On 3/20/2022 at 10:02 AM, Dewey said:

I'm very much a sweet pickle guy, hate on. Sweet heat is my favorite,  here in El Paso the Mexican grocery sells "cucumber salad", which is basically sweet pickle slices. Damn good. I'll be moving back into HEB land soon and will demand they carry all brands of sweet pickles. 

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On 3/13/2022 at 11:14 PM, CooterBrown said:

I buy the big canister of Hidden Valley Ranch mix. Fuck those individual packets.

I make just enough for what I need at the moment. Just eyeball it. It’s not rocket science.

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You need to upgrade.  https://www.amazon.com/Hidden-Valley-Ranch-Seasoning-Dressing/dp/B086WQJB4D/ref=asc_df_B086WQJB4D/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=459704123703&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=2558285163268876949&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9028274&hvtargid=pla-926653617723&psc=1

4 hours ago, Tailgate said:

HEB 16” All Meat Pizza

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That’s not All Meat. I see some cheese, sauce, and bread. Looks good, though.

On 3/20/2022 at 1:14 AM, tx 3 putt said:

 

very meh, crispy for sure but no heat. and the container sucks

ill stick with best maid or mt olive 

Yea I tried some of the heb true Texas pickles, just the little bag.  I’m glad that’s all I bought, they are like half pickled with zero flavor at all.  Terrible pickles. 

2 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Yea I tried some of the heb true Texas pickles, just the little bag.  I’m glad that’s all I bought, they are like half pickled with zero flavor at all.  Terrible pickles. 

 

they grew on me, i finished them all but the container is horrible 

On 3/24/2022 at 5:21 PM, Tailgate said:

HEB 16” All Meat Pizza

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I love and celebrate HEB's take and bake pizzas but god damn, at my HEB, there's about a 25% chance I see them when I shop.  Either they're all gone by the time I go to the store (every single variety) or they don't put any out until mid-morning and the early shoppers can get fucked? 

I can maybe grab one once out of every 3 or 4 weekly trip to HEB? 

I wouldn't recommend HEB's crawfish unless you live in Midland and have no other options. I looked at how they stored them, and went ahead and bought 5 pounds. Unwise. They tasted fine, even shaded towards pretty spicy, but many were dead when they went in the boil or were too small. I'd say maybe 3.5 pounds of it was edible. 

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13 hours ago, harpercollins said:

I love McClures pickles. My H-E-B used to carry them but I haven’t seen them lately.


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Not sure which HEB you shop (or even what city), but the South Congress/Slaughter store in Austin has them according to the HEB app.

On 3/28/2022 at 3:24 PM, Js1 said:

I love and celebrate HEB's take and bake pizzas but god damn, at my HEB, there's about a 25% chance I see them when I shop.  Either they're all gone by the time I go to the store (every single variety) or they don't put any out until mid-morning and the early shoppers can get fucked? 

I can maybe grab one once out of every 3 or 4 weekly trip to HEB? 

These do rock.  Much preferable to the major delivery chains, IMO.

HEB has their usual bacon wrapped, cheese stuffed, jalapeños for the grill, but now also stuffed with crawfish. Not bad for a quick snack. 

3 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

These do rock.  Much preferable to the major delivery chains, IMO.

Agreed. I have a large toaster oven air fryer combo that really cooks these nicely in about 8-10 min. Just would like to pick up one a week and not every 3-4

11 hours ago, Deej said:

HEB has their usual bacon wrapped, cheese stuffed, jalapeños for the grill, but now also stuffed with crawfish. Not bad for a quick snack. 

I’ll have to get some. I like the ones stuffed with boudin.

What are they charging for that these days?  Were always a bit high before, can’t imaging now. 
 

Im lazy but also cheap. Conflicted. 

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If you can't get homemade, these are the best by a great distance.

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On 3/28/2022 at 3:19 PM, tx 3 putt said:

 

they grew on me, i finished them all but the container is horrible 

Don’t think you’re supposed to eat the container.

43 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Don’t think you’re supposed to eat the container.

 

that explains the stomach ache

2 hours ago, slorch said:

If you can't get homemade, these are the best by a great distance.

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I do the spicy charro and they never disappoint.

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