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48 minutes ago, Storm the Field said:

"Shit Kroger carries, that I wish HEB did also."

Didn't know this was even possible.  Haven't been in a Kroger in Texas for like 20yrs, but the ones in Nashville are absolute ass. Just trashy af.

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    Today I don’t care if my HEB is open, short staffed, or if I can’t buy shit  they make because it’s out of stock.   They always come through when Texans are in need.    

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these are awesome air fried. Very close to Chick-fil-A tenders.
 

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On 8/29/2022 at 12:10 PM, Mittens said:

Didn't know this was even possible.  Haven't been in a Kroger in Texas for like 20yrs, but the ones in Nashville are absolute ass. Just trashy af.

 

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On 8/29/2022 at 12:10 PM, Mittens said:

Didn't know this was even possible.  Haven't been in a Kroger in Texas for like 20yrs, but the ones in Nashville are absolute ass. Just trashy af.

As someone suffering from the lack of HEB's in Dallas, I've had to put up with Kroger for far too long. Also fuck Tom Thumb with their over-priced asses (even when you scan their discount "reward" card it's routinely more expensive than other grocers)

these are awesome air fried. Very close to Chick-fil-A tenders.
 
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Those are good but don’t get the chicken thighs version for sliders. For some reason they have weird chewy texture that is quite off putting.

Good deal alert, H‑E‑B mcgregor Hou, TX ….

 

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Went to H‑E‑B to buy meat for carne guisada. Stew meat was was $7.75 lb. Saw those New York strips on sale and it was Allan easy choice. Beef soup bone was $3.99 lb 

I look for these "limited edition" chips whenever I go to my HEB but can never seem to find them.  Not that I'd try them...most seem like bad ideas.

14 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Good deal alert, H‑E‑B mcgregor Hou, TX ….

 

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Select? That's kinda expensive for dog food.

15 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

I look for these "limited edition" chips whenever I go to my HEB but can never seem to find them.  Not that I'd try them...most seem like bad ideas.

Apple pie chips seems like a real bad idea.  Don't cross the streams HEB.

Select? That's kinda expensive for dog food.

Bullshit. Is it a steak you want to present as a perfect steak? One, it’s a perfect steak I would have bought for my in-laws because they ate them well done. Fuck handing them a fine prime cut. Here’s your $3 burned hunk of cow. While my bride and I can now afford prime steaks.

As posted, these are perfect for chopping into a stew, braising like a Swiss steak, grinding into burger meat for a number of things. And it’s certainly cheaper than the typical 93% lean stuff at $5+ a pound.

I scour the ads for specials every week as it’s still one of the loss leaders they use and Walmart and clubs don’t. I got 4 3lb Nolan Ryan Chuck roasts at Kroger last week at $3.27 a pound. Half of Costco or Sam’s. I’m loaded with venison, stocked up on pork loins and tenderloins on sale. Got 12 pounds of 16-21 jumbo gulf white shrimp in the freezer bought at like $7.99 LB.

Stuffing ships taste like a strong sour cream and onion to me. 

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what's the one heb item you grab every trip ? 

 

for me, the heb pico. it's god damn perfection (just needs a little lime in it). i grab a big tub of the 'hot' every heb trip 

 

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2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

what's the one heb item you grab every trip ?

Toilet paper.

5 minutes ago, Deej said:

Toilet paper.

 

it's cheaper and better at costco.

7 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

what's the one heb item you grab every trip ? 

 

for me, the heb pico. it's god damn perfection (just needs a little lime in it). i grab a big tub of the 'hot' every heb trip 

 

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This 

Their bulk peanut butter cups by the dried fruit and nuts are much better than Reese’s.   The only issue is they are a really soft chocolate, rather melts and it can get a bit messy while scooping the product out of the bin. 

17 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

it's god damn perfection (just needs a little lime in it).

 

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So it's not perfect?

Warning-  Their knock-off cheez it's are fucking terrible.  I don't know what I was thinking trying to skimp $1.50 and not get the real ones.

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These, however, are fucking delicious.  

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Ridged for your pleasure 

1 hour ago, Tylerocks said:

Warning-  Their knock-off cheez it's are fucking terrible.  I don't know what I was thinking trying to skimp $1.50 and not get the real ones.

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These, however, are fucking delicious.  

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C'mon...Cheez It's are perfection. Never try to find a substitute. 

Ridged for your pleasure 

Soon to have thousands of raised pleasure dots for her pleasure.

just stopping in to say man do i miss HEB 😒 

i mean i knew i would but gotdamn does Safeway suck... and it's expensive as shit! the 'spice aisle' is like maybe six feet of shelf 😐 prepared foods are meh and their rotisserie chickens are horrible. King Sooper is even worse, trashy stores with half empty shelves.

coming back to Texas for a bit in a couple weeks... thank god we're driving so i can stock up!

i'll get used to it eventually i'm sure...but rn i really miss HEB, Enchiladas y Mas, and friends...probably in that order 😄

2 hours ago, mchookem said:

just stopping in to say man do i miss HEB 😒 

i mean i knew i would but gotdamn does Safeway suck... and it's expensive as shit! the 'spice aisle' is like maybe six feet of shelf 😐 prepared foods are meh and their rotisserie chickens are horrible. King Sooper is even worse, trashy stores with half empty shelves.

coming back to Texas for a bit in a couple weeks... thank god we're driving so i can stock up!

i'll get used to it eventually i'm sure...but rn i really miss HEB, Enchiladas y Mas, and friends...probably in that order 😄

You will “get used to it” but there will be a hole in your heart, your stomach and your pantry 

H‑E‑B is supposed to eventually bring back their ship-to-home program that was suspended during COVID. Pretty much anything that’s shelf stable can be ordered.

I need H-E-B to bring back the electronic gift cards. I sometimes find myself without a credit card when I’m there and loved being able to use a poor man’s Apple Pay.

You DFW folks should be excited 

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H-E-B, already a juggernaut in Houston, announced over the holiday weekend that it is finally expanding to the Dallas-Fort Worth area with a Sept. 21 opening in Frisco.

The supermarket will clock in at 111,000 square feet and includes a location of its popular True Texas BBQ restaurants, which Texas Monthly once named the best barbecue chain in the state. An extensive prepared food section, gas station, car wash, and drive-through pharmacy — all H-E-B trademarks — will be part of DFW’s first shop, located at 4800 Main Street.

 

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car wash, and drive-through pharmacy — all H-E-B trademarks

Have never seen either of these at an HEB.

On 8/31/2022 at 1:36 PM, Enchubben said:

these are awesome air fried. Very close to Chick-fil-A tenders.
 

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just following the instructions on the back for air frying?

1 minute ago, NoName said:

just following the instructions on the back for air frying?

Yea nothing to it. You can preheat and hit them with cooking spray it if you want them a bit crunchier, but I liked them as is.

18 minutes ago, Mittens said:

Have never seen either of these at an HEB.

My H‑E‑B on Bunker Hill in Houston has a car wash. And this might be the 1st store designed during Covid thus the drive thru pharmacy. Probably a staple moving forward. 

25 minutes ago, Mittens said:

Have never seen either of these at an HEB.

The one in Seguin has all of these things and has been there for years.

1 hour ago, Mittens said:

Have never seen either of these at an HEB.

Circle C HEB has drive thru pharmacy and has for years.  It's pretty convenient.

Dripping Springs has car wash.

4 points has a drive thru pharmacy as well. Has for years. 

1 hour ago, Wiler77 said:

Circle C HEB has drive thru pharmacy and has for years.  It's pretty convenient.

As soon as I hit submit I thought of that one.

Regardless, there are hundreds of HEBs and only a handful with those features, so calling them trademarks seems a bit off to me.  Maybe the newer ones have them and HEB is making a point in their releases for branding purposes.

Heights has a drive thru pharmacy.  No car wash.  I think the Bellaire one too, which was pre-COVID. 

Tortilla making machines are the only hallmark I need. 

Think WM Cannon and Brodie has a drive thru pharmacy. Also the one on 620 in round rock. 

Volente has had a drive-thru pharmacy for as long as I've been using it, which is over ten years.

No car wash though.

 

 

9 hours ago, Hollywood said:

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It's good. 

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An HEB car wash is pointless. As soon as you pull away in your clean car, the millions of grackles will just shit all over it.

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1 hour ago, Deej said:

An HEB car wash is pointless. As soon as you pull away in your clean car, the millions of grackles will just shit all over it.

Sounds like a solid business plan.

On 9/3/2022 at 10:24 AM, Deej said:

C'mon...Cheez It's are perfection. Never try to find a substitute. 

Xtra Crispy Cheez It's are perfection   

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Good Lord. They will restock the place you idiots.

 

I didn’t realize they did that. I wonder if they will at the one on lake austin boulevard?

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