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4 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

I hear you, but you are talking about a town of 10k ppl that also doesn’t have a huge high end product clientele.  Of course HEB isn’t throwing out their best in Ingleside.  I’d guess that one is along the lines of the one in Yoakum that’s basic everything only.  

Pleasanton has a badass HEB for being a small town.   But they built it during the Eagle Ford boom too.    I stopped there last time and tried their BBQ at Texas True and it wasn’t bad.   

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    Today I don’t care if my HEB is open, short staffed, or if I can’t buy shit  they make because it’s out of stock.   They always come through when Texans are in need.    

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Marlin HEB.... a real treat.

 

 

 

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Back in Texas visiting family and went to the HEB on Bunkerhill (Houston) the other day and their inventory on several items was low. Half the fresh fish case was empty, like pandemic type levels. Is this new or have they had supply issues for awhile?

4 hours ago, Smax said:

Back in Texas visiting family and went to the HEB on Bunkerhill (Houston) the other day and their inventory on several items was low. Half the fresh fish case was empty, like pandemic type levels. Is this new or have they had supply issues for awhile?

I was there Monday and it was stocked full. Must have been a bad day?

5 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I was there Monday and it was stocked full. Must have been a bad day?

Maybe caught them between stocking?  The one in HEB is usually full up.

10 hours ago, deter said:

Marlin HEB.... a real treat.

 

 

 

I'm surprised there's ever food on the shelves there.  

The New Braunfels HEB is the the Mecca of HEB.  I swear to God the meat section there is bigger than our entire store.

I am also over the curbside carts taking up the whole aisle and refusing to move.

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10 hours ago, deter said:

Marlin HEB.... a real treat.

 

 

 

LOL!    Looking on Google street view, that store makes the HEB mentioned above in Ingleside look like a Plus store.   Poor thing doesn't look like it's been updated since the 1970's.    

 

19 minutes ago, kevwun said:

The New Braunfels HEB is the the Mecca of HEB.  I swear to God the meat section there is bigger than our entire store.

I am also over the curbside carts taking up the whole aisle and refusing to move.

New Braunfels is like HEB's favorite "small city" in Texas.   They have the two Plus stores like the one you noted off I-35  which got a lot of buzz.  with the other one across I-35 from Bucees.   And the third store is past downtown on Hwy 46 and Loop 336 and it's not a Plus store, but it might as well be called one with the size and store layout almost being the same.   

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

HEB west alabama was out of carrots tuesday 

What the fuck is it with carrots right now?  At the North Lamar Central Market and the Burnet HEB, they've either had the 5lb bag or the small bags of baby carrots.

Supposedly the California storms is creating carrot problems. Circle C had only a few small bags of matchstick carrots last weekend. 

Yeah, I haven't seen the 1 lb bag of carrots at my HEB since before Christmas

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im making a pot of soup next week for the weather change, and damn I better have carrots !

They somehow always manage to have the expensive HEB organics 2 lbs bag.

54 minutes ago, South Austin said:

What the fuck is it with carrots right now?  At the North Lamar Central Market and the Burnet HEB, they've either had the 5lb bag or the small bags of baby carrots.

Same in Houston

Parsnips are better than carrots. Buy those. 

They somehow always manage to have the expensive HEB organics 2 lbs bag.

It’s all part of HEBs master plan. Wake up sheeple

shit, should have bought carrots just now. need them for kimchi. 

2 hours ago, kevwun said:

They somehow always manage to have the expensive HEB organics 2 lbs bag.

They stopped selling 1 lb bags over a year ago. It’s hard for HEB to piss me off, but that was a dick move.

Was going to get a whole chicken to rotisserie in the air fryer today then I figured out on the app that a whole raw chicken was only .60 less then the rotisserie lemon pepper chicken.  No cooking for the win.  I’m guessing the cost of the rotisserie chickens will go up soon.  Also all the carrot talk has put creamy carrot soup on the menu to make next week.  

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2 hours ago, South Austin said:

They stopped selling 1 lb bags over a year ago. It’s hard for HEB to piss me off, but that was a dick move.

Wasn't a fan either, as while I rarely need 1lb of carrots, I never need 2lbs.  Mine has the loosies though, and 3-4 is usually what I need anyway.

I'm making pasta fagioli next week and couldn't get carrots either. Guess I'll try Walmart

 

Carrot talk not going away and Super Bowl Sunday is approaching. Read somewhere that more carrots are consumed on SBS than any other day of the year. Yes, HEB’s master plan.  

Gotdamn carrot flu killing off the carrots

11 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

Was going to get a whole chicken to rotisserie in the air fryer today then I figured out on the app that a whole raw chicken was only .60 less then the rotisserie lemon pepper chicken.  No cooking for the win.  I’m guessing the cost of the rotisserie chickens will go up soon.  Also all the carrot talk has put creamy carrot soup on the menu to make next week.  

I think it's because the whole chickens are much larger than the rotisserie ones.  It's hard to find a whole chicken at HEB that's not 5 lbs or bigger.  I spoke too soon about the 2 lbs bag of carrots.  Our HEB was out of everything accept a few bags of baby carrots yesterday.

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On 1/19/2023 at 3:49 PM, Nueces River Rat said:

LOL!    Looking on Google street view, that store makes the HEB mentioned above in Ingleside look like a Plus store.   Poor thing doesn't look like it's been updated since the 1970's.    

 

Look at the rest of that town. Landmark Falls hotel (first Hilton west of the Mississippi) falling apart. Street closed due to falling debris.

19 hours ago, kevwun said:

I think it's because the whole chickens are much larger than the rotisserie ones. 

Honey, I found a way to shrink your ass.  You might get dizzy though...

man, I'm glad I split Costco carrots with my friend and ended up with about 2 or so lbs. I'm digging my carrot windfall. Garlic buttered carrots are delish.  

Costco rotisserie chickens are the only ones worth buying. 

Got a 2 lb bag of carrots at Central Market. Apologies to the old lady I steamrolled to get it.

48 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Got a 2 lb bag of carrots at Central Market. Apologies to the old lady I steamrolled to get it.

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H mart had a shit ton of carrots.  place was packed due to new year tomorrow

On 1/19/2023 at 9:54 PM, Mittens said:

Wasn't a fan either, as while I rarely need 1lb of carrots, I never need 2lbs.  Mine has the loosies though, and 3-4 is usually what I need anyway.

I wondered why I never saw the 1lb bags anymore. The loosies always just taste better to me for some reason. 
 

the top of the image coming into view got me excited that HEB had frozen chicken fried steaks now.  then i scrolled and was sorely disappointed. 

Just now, elfenix said:

the top of the image coming into view got me excited that HEB had frozen chicken fried steaks now.  then i scrolled and was sorely disappointed. 

Imagine SS’s disappointment when got them home and read the bottom. 

the top of the image coming into view got me excited that HEB had frozen chicken fried steaks now.  then i scrolled and was sorely disappointed. 

They do carry the Tyson steak fingers which are legit. I’m pretty sure they are the exact ones served by every DQ knockoff in Texas.

So on the best snack food thread they had a pic of jalapeño saltines. Bought some and some HEB pimento cheese.  
Gotdamn that is good snack. It’s been 20 years since I lived in HEB territory but damnit if they haven’t raised the stakes a 1000%.

 

14 minutes ago, Shaddie said:

So on the best snack food thread they had a pic of jalapeño saltines. Bought some and some HEB pimento cheese.  
Gotdamn that is good snack. It’s been 20 years since I lived in HEB territory but damnit if they haven’t raised the stakes a 1000%.

 

Lol this was my lunch today. 

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Just now, ztejas said:

Lol this was my lunch today. 

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My hero.

15 hours ago, elfenix said:

the top of the image coming into view got me excited that HEB had frozen chicken fried steaks now.  then i scrolled and was sorely disappointed. 

They've had these for at least 20 years

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17 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

Got these for the dog. If I get super high enough, I just may try one.

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When my dad was going through cancer treatment, my mom came home one afternoon and he asked to buy some more beef jerky. She didn't know what the hell he was talking about. Turned out he had eaten an entire container of Beggin' Strips. I like to think that killed him and not the cancer. 

16 hours ago, Shaddie said:

So on the best snack food thread they had a pic of jalapeño saltines. Bought some and some HEB pimento cheese.  
Gotdamn that is good snack. It’s been 20 years since I lived in HEB territory but damnit if they haven’t raised the stakes a 1000%.

 

The jalapeno saltines are good with some ceviche. 

Was he panting and screaming “It’s bacon!” and running all over the place?

Deej, did you tell him he ate a box of dog treats or dig you replenish his supply of beef jerky

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