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24 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

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If the Bubble Man likes those chips they must be good. 

 

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    That's the Mi Tienda version.

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    Today I don’t care if my HEB is open, short staffed, or if I can’t buy shit  they make because it’s out of stock.   They always come through when Texans are in need.    

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On 1/23/2023 at 5:07 PM, Steel Shank said:

Got these for the dog. If I get super high enough, I just may try one.

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So we will be able to see who is feeding their dogs HEB flavored Brisket dog food and Chicken Fried Steak treats by the sudden amount of wait they put on?   Because if this was my everyday diet, I'd be battling Fat Albert for the big belly title.    

48 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

So we will be able to see who is feeding their dogs HEB flavored Brisket dog food and Chicken Fried Steak treats by the sudden amount of wait they put on?   Because if this was my everyday diet, I'd be battling Fat Albert for the big belly title.    

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Spanish rice from the deli is solid. Blows away the Mi Tienda version in the meat department.

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4 dollars for fucking rice? 

35 minutes ago, elfenix said:

4 dollars for fucking rice? 

Forget it Jake, it’s Chinatown. Literally. 

10 hours ago, elfenix said:

4 dollars for fucking rice? 

You should  see what they charge for fucking women. 

12 hours ago, elfenix said:

4 dollars for fucking rice? 

Username checks out.

The meal simple fried rice is also pretty good.

On 1/25/2023 at 11:35 AM, Js1 said:

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The weighting is the hardest part  

The dogs let him know . 

“I know it was you Fido. You ate my snack. You ate my snack”

Looks like a Surly tailgate.

2 hours ago, Deej said:

Looks like a Surly tailgate.

too many women

HEB completely out of srirachi/sambal/chili garlic sauce/etc

1 hour ago, elfenix said:

HEB completely out of srirachi/sambal/chili garlic sauce/etc

The Huy Fong red rooster, green top brand has been fucked for awhile. Does HEB have their own versions? 

Isn’t that related to drought conditions in cali where they grow the majority of the pepper haul?

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On 1/25/2023 at 9:59 AM, HenryJames said:

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After many orders of diminishing returns, I think HEB is too big for their own good. The North Texas expansion won't help.

I think they're solid on fresh tortillas, beef, and Texas centric knick knacks, but they're becoming Kroger. 

3 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

After many orders of diminishing returns, I think HEB is too big for their own good. The North Texas expansion won't help.

I think they're solid on fresh tortillas, beef, and Texas centric knick knacks, but they're becoming Kroger. 

Hey, dude.  Keep your Kroger.  Problem solved.

After many orders of diminishing returns, I think HEB is too big for their own good. The North Texas expansion won't help.
I think they're solid on fresh tortillas, beef, and Texas centric knick knacks, but they're becoming Kroger. 

Ok my dude. Great prognostication.
9 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

After many orders of diminishing returns, I think HEB is too big for their own good. The North Texas expansion won't help.

I think they're solid on fresh tortillas, beef, and Texas centric knick knacks, but they're becoming Kroger. 

 

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12 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

After many orders of diminishing returns, I think HEB is too big for their own good. The North Texas expansion won't help.

I think they're solid on fresh tortillas, beef, and Texas centric knick knacks, but they're becoming Kroger. 

The "Unpopular Takes" thread is over thataway.

12 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

After many orders of diminishing returns, I think HEB is too big for their own good. The North Texas expansion won't help.

I think they're solid on fresh tortillas, beef, and Texas centric knick knacks, but they're becoming Kroger. 

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14 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

After many orders of diminishing returns, I think HEB is too big for their own good. The North Texas expansion won't help.

I think they're solid on fresh tortillas, beef, and Texas centric knick knacks, but they're becoming Kroger. 

This fucking guy.

17 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

After many orders of diminishing returns, I think HEB is too big for their own good. The North Texas expansion won't help.

I think they're solid on fresh tortillas, beef, and Texas centric knick knacks, but they're becoming Kroger. 

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I suspected there would be some brand loyalty in this thread, but come on guys. HEB’s produce is trash. Their curbside is so busy it’s damn near impossible to get same day pick up. And they constantly screw up my delivery orders. 
 

Again they’re too big for their own good. 

2 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I suspected there would be some brand loyalty in this thread, but come on guys. HEB’s produce is trash. Their curbside is so busy it’s damn near impossible to get same day pick up. And they constantly screw up my delivery orders. 
 

Again they’re too big for their own good. 

 

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2 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I suspected there would be some brand loyalty in this thread, but come on guys. HEB’s produce is trash. Their curbside is so busy it’s damn near impossible to get same day pick up. And they constantly screw up my delivery orders. 
 

Again they’re too big for their own good. 

Pro tip: nobody uses curbside at the Rundberg HEB.

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3 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I suspected there would be some brand loyalty in this thread, but come on guys. HEB’s produce is trash. Their curbside is so busy it’s damn near impossible to get same day pick up. And they constantly screw up my delivery orders. 
 

Again they’re too big for their own good. 

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After many orders of diminishing returns, I think HEB is too big for their own good. The North Texas expansion won't help.
I think they're solid on fresh tortillas, beef, and Texas centric knick knacks, but they're becoming Kroger. 

Sorry but they broke ground on the Mansfield store recently and I can’t wait. No store compares to an HEB from someone in DFW stuck with basically Tom Thumb and WalMart. Central Market is not an HEB.
17 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I suspected there would be some brand loyalty in this thread, but come on guys. HEB’s produce is trash. Their curbside is so busy it’s damn near impossible to get same day pick up. And they constantly screw up my delivery orders. 
 

Again they’re too big for their own good. 

What fucking HEB are you going to?

16 hours ago, hornbri said:

These are pretty great.

 

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So, the synthetic colors they use aren't certified? 

24 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

What fucking HEB are you going to?

The one in Burleson.

10 minutes ago, tigol said:

The one in Burleson.

My parents have been using HEB curbside at Burleson, from its fledgling start to now, since the COVID shitshow started. They’ll probably never go inside again. They love it. 

18 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I suspected there would be some brand loyalty in this thread, but come on guys. HEB’s produce is trash. Their curbside is so busy it’s damn near impossible to get same day pick up. And they constantly screw up my delivery orders. 
 

Again they’re too big for their own good. 

I'll agree with one thing about HEB.   The curbside/personal shopper thing is getting on my nerves at least at my local HEB.    It's a smaller store compared to your Plus type stores meaning the isles are smaller and those huge blue carts they use make it a chore to get around especially when the same isle has Olds using the electric carts and regular shoppers chit chatting on their phones.   I understand the curbside thing took off as a necessity during the Covid chaos, but it needs to be looked at by retailers. I don't know if you can get that cat back in the bag though...

 

If someone is reported to go full Karen at a Corpus HEB, it might be me.....

1 hour ago, Nueces River Rat said:

I'll agree with one thing about HEB.   The curbside/personal shopper thing is getting on my nerves at least at my local HEB.    It's a smaller store compared to your Plus type stores meaning the isles are smaller and those huge blue carts they use make it a chore to get around especially when the same isle has Olds using the electric carts and regular shoppers chit chatting on their phones.   I understand the curbside thing took off as a necessity during the Covid chaos, but it needs to be looked at by retailers. I don't know if you can get that cat back in the bag though...

 

If someone is reported to go full Karen at a Corpus HEB, it might be me.....

I will agree with this. Luckily, they’re expanding the HEB that I shop at and will be done within the next 4 months. My son’s school also has a new HEB by it so my wife can stop there on the way to pick him up. 

Agree that it's a fucking menace and I wish they'd get rid of it 

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