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    That's the Mi Tienda version.

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    Today I don’t care if my HEB is open, short staffed, or if I can’t buy shit  they make because it’s out of stock.   They always come through when Texans are in need.    

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Shit...that might get me to buy BB one more time. 

On 3/28/2018 at 11:10 PM, TexasEd said:

Chile Lime pork rinds are my go to Keto snack.

I just discovered these.  My God

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I've pretty much switched to HEB's cheapass Hill Country Fair K-cup coffee. Turns out, it's pretty dang good. I like the Hazelnut. They don't offer a Hazelnut K-cup variety in their Cafe Ole brand.

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Honey Butter is code for listeria.

5 hours ago, DougO said:

I've pretty much switched to HEB's cheapass Hill Country Fair K-cup coffee. Turns out, it's pretty dang good. I like the Hazelnut. They don't offer a Hazelnut K-cup variety in their Cafe Ole brand.

You should try switching to real coffee. It's amazing.

Those crazy sons of bitches did it! 

 

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9 hours ago, TXs said:

Those crazy sons of bitches did it! 

 

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So those chips have uncertified synthetic colors? 

the meal simple shrimp and bacon empanadas are pretty fucking great.  ate them with some guac and a bit of red sauce left over from a taco truck.

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Couldn't find a bigger picture but this is solid.  Especially with fake doña.

On 3/30/2019 at 8:40 PM, elfenix said:

the meal simple shrimp and bacon empanadas are pretty fucking great.  ate them with some guac and a bit of red sauce left over from a taco truck.

When they have it, the Meal Simple lobster tail and white mac 'n cheese is pretty good.

Sunset "You make me Chill" tomato pasta kit in the produce section is the bomb. The spices included plus the variety of small tomatoes are amazing. feeds about 4 as a side. If you add rotisserie chicken then you can make it hardy and serve as an entree.  

$2?  Fucking highway robbery?  Or is that cents?

On 3/28/2019 at 9:04 PM, TXs said:

Those crazy sons of bitches did it! 

 

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The BBQ thin and Kettle Cooked BBQ are good too.

30 minutes ago, phdhorn said:

$2?  Fucking highway robbery?  Or is that cents?

Selena's Dad has to make his cut.

Don't forget to pick up your collector series cup with your next 32 oz Coke at a Stripes store.

 

SIAP, but I just came across this stuff today at my local HEB and it is excellent. Cooked it up on my Camp Chef griddle, then some yellow corn tortillas on a generous layer of oil, and garnished them with raw onion and cilantro. Pretty damn good for a white boy. And I didn't bite a single piece of gristle or whatnot. Good shit.ab15220ced899614bf5695733fed003b.jpg

 

 

SIAP, but I just came across this stuff today at my local HEB and it is excellent. Cooked it up on my Camp Chef griddle, then some yellow corn tortillas on a generous layer of oil, and garnished them with raw onion and cilantro. Pretty damn good for a white boy. And I didn't bite a single piece of gristle or whatnot. Good shit.ab15220ced899614bf5695733fed003b.jpg
 
 
Need to try these out. Hopefully the circle c heb has them
17 hours ago, cabowabo said:

SIAP, but I just came across this stuff today at my local HEB and it is excellent. Cooked it up on my Camp Chef griddle, then some yellow corn tortillas on a generous layer of oil, and garnished them with raw onion and cilantro. Pretty damn good for a white boy. And I didn't bite a single piece of gristle or whatnot. Good shit.ab15220ced899614bf5695733fed003b.jpg

 

 

Thanks. Just picked some up.

SIAP, but I just came across this stuff today at my local HEB and it is excellent. Cooked it up on my Camp Chef griddle, then some yellow corn tortillas on a generous layer of oil, and garnished them with raw onion and cilantro. Pretty damn good for a white boy. And I didn't bite a single piece of gristle or whatnot. Good shit.ab15220ced899614bf5695733fed003b.jpg
 
 

Bought these a couple of times and cooked them up on my blackstone. Perfect for taqueria style tacos.

Go to heb right now. Proceed to ice cream section. Find creamy creations mardi gras ice cream. Thank me later.

4 hours ago, HenryJames said:

HEB is closed tomorrow. 

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If you want to help, post about when it's OPEN!

I’m still debating how I play this. Opening day is May 10. It’s going to be an absolute mad house for a while I’m sure.

Do I just buy one of everything from this thread?

SIAP, but I just came across this stuff today at my local HEB and it is excellent. Cooked it up on my Camp Chef griddle, then some yellow corn tortillas on a generous layer of oil, and garnished them with raw onion and cilantro. Pretty damn good for a white boy. And I didn't bite a single piece of gristle or whatnot. Good shit.ab15220ced899614bf5695733fed003b.jpg
 
 


Your post made me try this. Good stuff with the right fixins.

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I got a couple of live oak trees from HEB recently. I'll have to get back to you in about 40 years to report how they are doing.

Any of y'all been to an HEB that has a "True Texas BBQ" store inside of it?  Allegedly, pretty decent BBQ.  The new store in Austin at Congress/Slaughter is supposed to have one when they open in 2028 (kidding about 2028, but looks like it will be at least that long).  

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This stuff is pretty good for us who snack on protein. It says smoked and packed in Hillje, so I’m guessing Praseks because it looks and taste just like their jerky

 

2 hours ago, Native Horn said:

Any of y'all been to an HEB that has a "True Texas BBQ" store inside of it?  Allegedly, pretty decent BBQ.  The new store in Austin at Congress/Slaughter is supposed to have one when they open in 2028 (kidding about 2028, but looks like it will be at least that long).  

The Mueller one has one. It is pretty damn good.

5 hours ago, Native Horn said:

Any of y'all been to an HEB that has a "True Texas BBQ" store inside of it?  Allegedly, pretty decent BBQ.  The new store in Austin at Congress/Slaughter is supposed to have one when they open in 2028 (kidding about 2028, but looks like it will be at least that long).  

Actually had lunch at the one at 1604 and Bulverde today. Fatty brisket was pretty solid. There's no smoke ring, and it needs more smoke for me, but I'll eat it again. They serve Prasek's sausage, which I'm a fan of.  Pork ribs were ok. Green beans were under cooked, but the mac and cheese was good. Wish they'd serve some of their fresh tortillas. I'll have to go buy a pack before I go into the restaurant next time. For convenient BBQ with no line, it was well worth it.

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22 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

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This stuff is pretty good for us who snack on protein. It says smoked and packed in Hillje, so I’m guessing Praseks because it looks and taste just like their jerky

 

It is Praseks. They have the same inspection facility number from the Dept of Ag. 

7 minutes ago, Mack Tripper said:

It is Praseks. They have the same inspection facility number from the Dept of Ag. 

That's what I thought.     And a buck or two less.

On 4/6/2019 at 7:35 AM, HenryJames said:

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Those make perfect White Elephant Christmas bags.  

53 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

Those make perfect White Elephant Christmas bags.  

@Mez2 has probably bought every store out of stock of these bags

That's what I thought.     And a buck or two less.

Huh, my HEB sells both Mike’s and Prasek’s and Prasek’s was a few cents cheaper. I bought them both and thought the Prasek’s was a little better.
5 minutes ago, Rusty Shackelford said:


Huh, my HEB sells both Mike’s and Prasek’s and Prasek’s was a few cents cheaper. I bought them both and thought the Prasek’s was a little better.

I just bought some tonight and did a double check on the price of both.  Mike’s is $5:98 and Prasek’s is $6.99.   From observation, HEB is not known for price uniformity across the state.   I know you can find things cheaper at HEB in San Antonio vs the Corpus area for example because SA has more competition.   Down  in this area it’s Wal Mart and HEB and a few smaller grocery stores  and that’s about it.   Unfortunately. 

18 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

From observation, HEB is not known for price uniformity across the state.

Or from store to store.  I get the flyer for the store(s) close to my house (there's a code in the top corner, iirc) but shop at a different one on my way home from work.  The meat was on sale in the flyer but not at the store I stopped at.  They did say they would honor the price if I had the flyer but prices vary from store to store.

I'm not proud of what I did to these last night.  My only solace is knowing that if I had 3 packages I would have killed all three.

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