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    That's the Mi Tienda version.

  • Nueces River Rat
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    Today I don’t care if my HEB is open, short staffed, or if I can’t buy shit  they make because it’s out of stock.   They always come through when Texans are in need.    

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As someone who recently started shopping at HEB is their a cliff note version of their must buy items?

4 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

As someone who recently started shopping at HEB is their a cliff note version of their must buy items?

Everything 

11 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

As someone who recently started shopping at HEB is their a cliff note version of their must buy items?

Produce.  Highest quality in town and often the best price.

Bakery is typically "eh".

Meat department is solid, but can be pricey.

Tons of ready-to-eat options that are mostly really good (salads, entrees that you bake at home, etc.).

HEB branded products tend to be good, from snacks to dry goods to medicines.

List above is good... would add:

Ice cream (Blue bells fucks too)

Tortillas (if they make them in store)

Frozen breads

Fresh Guacamole 

 

3 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

Is the guac cheaper than just buying the ingredients to make yourself?

You're paying for convenience and for already made it's pretty dang good(get the spicy one)

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59 minutes ago, Hollywood said:

List above is good... would add:

Ice cream (Blue bells fucks too)

Tortillas (if they make them in store)

Frozen breads

Fresh Guacamole 

 

Blue Bell can die (melt?) in a fire. Creamy  Creations is where it’s at.

Just now, royiv said:

Blue Bell can die (melt?) in a fire. Creamy  Creations is where it’s at.

Don't disagree. Just didn't want to upset the olds 

26 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

Is the guac cheaper than just buying the ingredients to make yourself?

no and they use the nice avocados to make the guac in store so damn near every avocado in the bin is as hard as a rock.

Just now, elfenix said:

no and they use the nice avocados to make the guac in store so damn near every avocado in the bin is as hard as a rock.

Yeah I guess the only inconvenient part of making guac is actually getting ripe avocados. 

3 hours ago, Gene Parmesan said:

As someone who recently started shopping at HEB is their a cliff note version of their must buy items?

HEB Branded? --> yes

Hill Country Fair/ HCF ---> NO

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8 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

HEB Branded? --> yes

Hill Country Fair/ HCF ---> NO

Central Market is good and most Mi Tienda products are as good as the name brands (Mi Tienda is Spanish for My Tienda).

3 hours ago, Gene Parmesan said:

As someone who recently started shopping at HEB is their a cliff note version of their must buy items?

 

3 hours ago, Js1 said:

Everything 

pretty much this... buy HEB branded everything and switch back if you prefer the other. Most times you'll find yourself sticking with HEB branded.

ohh... and yeah get a bunch of the fresh tortillas of all varieties.

32 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

(Mi Tienda is Spanish for My Tienda).

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Produce.  Highest quality in town and often the best price.


This is only true if you don’t have a Fiesta nearby.
5 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:

 


This is only true if you don’t have a Fiesta nearby.

 

Huh.  I've seen some rank produce at the Fiesta near campus (38.5th and I35).  Haven't paid all that much attention, though, I usually just buy bulk chiles there.  I'll check it out again.

Huh.  I've seen some rank produce at the Fiesta near campus (38.5th and I35).  Haven't paid all that much attention, though, I usually just buy bulk chiles there.  I'll check it out again.

Damn that’s unfortunate. I shop two regularly here in FW and they are far and away the most fresh, most variety and best prices.
4 hours ago, Gene Parmesan said:

As someone who recently started shopping at HEB is their a cliff note version of their must buy items?

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everything !!!!

4 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Huh.  I've seen some rank produce at the Fiesta near campus (38.5th and I35).  Haven't paid all that much attention, though, I usually just buy bulk chiles there.  I'll check it out again.

Yeah don’t. Unless they’ve cleaned up their act in the past 20 years, their back stock is a nightmare. 

18 hours ago, royiv said:

Blue Bell can die (melt?) in a fire. Creamy  Creations is where it’s at.

Blue Bell refused to allow return of several thousand $ worth of their Listeria ice cream from UT several years back, although they accepted and credited  returns from several other Texas universities.  Fuck aggy blue bell yesterday, today, tomorrow, and forever!

For produce, H Mart is amazing. I can’t wait for the Burnet location. They are taking their sweet ass time.

20 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

HEB Branded? --> yes

Hill Country Fair/ HCF ---> NO

That's a dumb blanket statement on HCF products. There are plenty of non-meat items that are way cheaper than the name brand and work just as well.

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I find that the hcf baking soda leaves a slightly chalky finish as opposed to the national brand, arm and hammer. Next time, I’ll try mixing it in some water.

not HEB made, but found in HEB when i made the last run for supplies to bring home to CO...

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quite possibly the best jarred salsa i've ever had. absolutely outstanding and yes it's hot. wish i'd gotten more than one bottle!

spent near $200 on HEB stuff this trip 🤣 

2 hours ago, mchookem said:

not HEB made, but found in HEB when i made the last run for supplies to bring home to CO...

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quite possibly the best jarred salsa i've ever had. absolutely outstanding and yes it's hot. wish i'd gotten more than one bottle!

spent near $200 on HEB stuff this trip 🤣 

 

welp, in stock at my heb. it's on the list 

On 1/7/2025 at 9:30 AM, Horn Draoi said:

Blue Bell refused to allow return of several thousand $ worth of their Listeria ice cream from UT several years back, although they accepted and credited  returns from several other Texas universities.  Fuck aggy blue bell yesterday, today, tomorrow, and forever!

I’ve always thought Blue Bell was overrated or overhyped ice cream in the first place.  

Give me HEB Creamy Creations Cookies and Cream or Mexican Vanilla over what Blue Bell claims to be their prize flavor any day of the week.  

2 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

I’ve always thought Blue Bell was overrated or overhyped ice cream in the first place.  

Give me HEB Creamy Creations Cookies and Cream or Mexican Vanilla over what Blue Bell claims to be their prize flavor any day of the week.  

I certainly can't tell any difference, although I'm not a big ice cream guy in the first place.  Paying extra for a gold rim seems stupid.

I have always loved ice cream but only eat in moderation these days, usually super premium brands. I don’t like a lot of mix-ins so I stay away from Ben & Jerry’s and gravitate towards Haagen Dazs, usually only a 1/4 pint at a time. 

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2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Paying extra for listeria seems stupid.

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while in HEB I gazed upon this bounty with tears...

 

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Well that was a cheap lunch. Do they have deals like this often on their Meal Simple stuff? I saw that sweet and sour chicken was on sale for $2.

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Hah!  Bijan’s team sent out a blast email to do the HEB online petition for carrying products, which my whole family did….and:

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On 1/12/2025 at 1:49 PM, mchookem said:

while in HEB I gazed upon this bounty with tears...

 

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Mark’s salsas are pretty good, especially for the cheap jar variety.  

19 hours ago, MirrOlure said:

Hah!  Bijan’s team sent out a blast email to do the HEB online petition for carrying products, which my whole family did….and:

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That mustard is badass like Bijan.

36 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Bet it goes well with Earl’s sausage. 

And Ricky's weed.

 

39 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Bet it goes well with Earl’s sausage. 

And QB1 jerky as an appetizer.  

4 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

And Ricky's weed.

 

Ricky sells weed? Does HEB carry it? 

On 1/17/2025 at 6:14 PM, MirrOlure said:

Hah!  Bijan’s team sent out a blast email to do the HEB online petition for carrying products, which my whole family did….and:

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Central Market?  It’s been there from day 1. Regular HEB, not so much. 

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