June 6Jun 6 "Some evil whorn at HEB planted the listeria in the Blue Bell plant so they could make room for Creamy Creations." - aggy
June 6Jun 6 12 hours ago, mapplewhite132 said: Anyone found the new blue bell cookie cake in store? Preferably in Austin It’s very good
June 6Jun 6 28 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said: Tillamook Mudslide for the win. Does HEB make Tillamook now? Take it to the "Shit you can buy anywhere" thread
June 30Jun 30 The Hancock HEB is finally getting close to being done with the expansion. However, it appears they forgot to not only expand, but instead decided to contract their check out lines. Am I crazy or does that seem like a really bad idea?
July 2Jul 2 They are close to finishing the HEB off 1604 near Hills and Dales. It’s going to have one of those bbq spots in it
July 2Jul 2 1 minute ago, Chips O'Toole said: The spicy lime cucumber is weird at first, but I think it might be one of my favorites. The only good cucumber is a pickle.
July 2Jul 2 Mi Tienda Orange Pepper This stuff is really good on chicken. Next up is trying it on fish. Edited July 2Jul 2 by Steamboat1874
July 2Jul 2 20 minutes ago, Native Horn said: The only good cucumber is a pickle. Wow, you have that exactly backwards.
July 2Jul 2 We eat a ton of the garlic hummus, but I had never seen this one before. I guess it was discontinued for a while or something and was brought back recently. It’s very good and herby.
July 3Jul 3 23 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said: Mi Tienda Orange Pepper This stuff is really good on chicken. Next up is trying it on fish. I grill chicken thighs or breasts about twice a month and use that. We love it.
July 4Jul 4 I was showing my four year old granddaughter a radar map of the rain today. She started asking whether it was raining at her house, our house, and daddy’s work place. Then she thought for a second, and said “is it raining at HEB?” Classic.
July 4Jul 4 On 7/2/2025 at 4:16 PM, Etexhorn13 said: We eat a ton of the garlic hummus, but I had never seen this one before. I guess it was discontinued for a while or something and was brought back recently. It’s very good and herby. It’s not HEB brand but the boars head Thai chili hummus is fantastic
July 4Jul 4 To offer some contrast, we’re in SOCAL right now. My daughter had heard tale of a store called Erewhon. So we stopped in the Manhattan Beach location.Jesus tapdancing Christ. It’s one of the worst things I’ve ever seen.For example, isn’t ALL water “hydrogen infused?”And here you go…their house brand Louisiana hot sauce. Check out the fucking price. For fucking hot sauce.Our species had a good run, but I think we’re done here.
July 4Jul 4 9 hours ago, Dbeasy said: I was showing my four year old granddaughter a radar map of the rain today. She started asking whether it was raining at her house, our house, and daddy’s work place. Then she thought for a second, and said “is it raining at HEB?” Classic. Yes but those fuckers are closed.
July 4Jul 4 Sounds like surly needs to make & market Surly Hot Sauce in California.I’m just kicking myself for not opening a store that markets to fucking moneyed tech people and hipsters who think nothing of paying $15 for a jar of regular Kalamata olives, $20 for a small jar of house brand Nutella, $25 for a rotisserie chicken, $10 EACH for raw chicken breasts…and Jesus, it goes on. Just printing money selling shit to people who want the image.Their branded reusable grocery bag? $138. I didn’t miss a decimal. That’s the price. For a canvas shopping bag with “EREWHON” on it.
July 5Jul 5 22 hours ago, Brisketexan said: Their branded reusable grocery bag? $138. I didn’t miss a decimal. That’s the price. For a canvas shopping bag with “EREWHON” on it. Hilarious. HEB gives them away free.
July 5Jul 5 Did a search for jalapeño salsa on HEB’s site thanks to the the chips thread, these two products caught my eye. Either worth a shit?
July 5Jul 5 23 hours ago, Brisketexan said: And here you go…their house brand Louisiana hot sauce. Check out the fucking price. For fucking hot sauce. Our species had a good run, but I think we’re done here.
July 6Jul 6 2 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said: Did a search for jalapeño salsa on HEB’s site thanks to the the chips thread, these two products caught my eye. Either worth a shit? I get the Culinary Cowgirls Lone Star Queso pretty regularly. It's good, not a world beater, but i don't think I could roll my own for less and sometimes you just want some chips & queso now. I'd bet their other two offerings (including the one you asked about) are pretty decent.
July 6Jul 6 Looking to have a little cheat day this weekend and wanted some Blue Bell Pecan Pralines and Cream. Not only did my HEB not have it, the Blue Bell pint section has been limited to a single row - maybe 10 flavors? I'm no shill for Blue Bell, just pointing out the seriously reduced inventory.
July 6Jul 6 ^^^ Same with other big brands like B&J and Haagen Dazs. They push the hell out of Creamy Creations.
July 6Jul 6 B&J seemed to be holding down plenty - both in the full fatty fat and less fatty fat sections. I went with the CC Caramel Pecan Turtle...meh.
July 6Jul 6 On 5/19/2025 at 6:22 PM, HenryJames said: This looks like a sure fire way to get hepatitis
July 6Jul 6 On 7/4/2025 at 6:51 PM, Brisketexan said: I’m just kicking myself for not opening a store that markets to fucking moneyed tech people and hipsters who think nothing of paying $15 for a jar of regular Kalamata olives, $20 for a small jar of house brand Nutella, $25 for a rotisserie chicken, $10 EACH for raw chicken breasts…and Jesus, it goes on. Just printing money selling shit to people who want the image. Their branded reusable grocery bag? $138. I didn’t miss a decimal. That’s the price. For a canvas shopping bag with “EREWHON” on it. It's called Royal Blue, and they have several locations downtown.
July 6Jul 6 6 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said: Did a search for jalapeño salsa on HEB’s site thanks to the the chips thread, these two products caught my eye. Either worth a shit? I like a lot of the Siete brand products and that dip can be pretty salty.
July 6Jul 6 You can get that Cowgirl dip at Mariano’s up here in CHI. It doesn’t melt great and has a bit of a powdery mouthfeel. I prefer the fresh house made version and suspect the variation in quality would be similar at HEB. Whole Foods has 50% off ice cream for the next 10 days. Great if you like boujee ass brands like Jeni’s.
July 6Jul 6 20 hours ago, DoobieWah said: Just best me to it Here is a LINK to the entire shopping bag collection. Easy to reach the Free Complimentary shipping mark, tho. Edited July 6Jul 6 by TheStoicPaisano
July 6Jul 6 30 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said: Whole Foods has 50% off ice cream for the next 10 days. Great if you like boujee ass brands like Jeni’s. Happened in yesterday and picked up some Cherry Garcia and the fancy mint chocolate chip gelato
July 6Jul 6 On 7/5/2025 at 12:55 PM, Brisketexan said: Yes. $138. I ain’t lyin’. Giant meteor can’t arrive soon enough. You chopped off the best part....the financing. 16 hours ago, jimmyjazz said: I get the Culinary Cowgirls Lone Star Queso pretty regularly. It's good, not a world beater, but i don't think I could roll my own for less and sometimes you just want some chips & queso now. I'd bet their other two offerings (including the one you asked about) are pretty decent. This stuff is pretty good and my usual "shortcut." Although not all stores carry it.
July 6Jul 6 On 7/4/2025 at 6:46 PM, ztejas said: Yes but those fuckers are closed. she'll be asking that around 6yp
July 6Jul 6 On 7/5/2025 at 11:55 AM, Brisketexan said: Yes. $138. I ain’t lyin’. Giant meteor can’t arrive soon enough. pick one up for me, i'm good for it thanks
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