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Honestly I'm mostly surprised they let themselves get caught even to this extremely limited degree

No program tests their entire team following a positive... heck, schools don't have to have their own testing policies apart from what the NCAA does/prescribes.

Heck, I'm amazed these three were caught in the first place. Watch Icarus and you'll realize just how worthless most of these tests are.

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So, statistically, probably 19-20 players are juicing if three were caught in such a small sample.  I wonder how many of them were starters.

I wonder what we'd see if 100% of Bama's players were tested.

I mentioned in my "Tom Herman Culture" post that Bama and Clemson's players all look like roided out freaks. because they do.

13 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:


I wonder what we'd see if 100% of Bama's players were tested.

Cut to Greg Sankey:

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if bama and clemson are juicing then we need to be juicing too

Just now, futureman said:

if bama and clemson are juicing then we need to be juicing too

Agreed. Bend the rules as far as you can and see how much you can get away with. Bama and Clemson are dominating college football going that route.

It’s odd they announced why they were suspended. Usually doping busts are “suspended for breaking undisclosed team rules”. Seems like the AD may have been trying to get in front of something.

Climpsum juicing you say?  This makes aggy loss even more impressive.   

Advantage aggy. 

...and somewhere, Satan smiled.


Wut????

The devil bowed his head cause he knew that he’d been beat
And he laid that golden trophy on the ground at Dabo’s feet
Agreed. Bend the rules as far as you can and see how much you can get away with. Bama and Clemson are dominating college football going that route.


Then disqualify them and take trophies away. Juicing isn’t the answer, cleaning up a sport kids play is.
8 minutes ago, troph said:

 


Then disqualify them and take trophies away. Juicing isn’t the answer, cleaning up a sport kids play is.

 

I get your point but a sport kids play is not what college football is or has been for quite some time now

11 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

I get your point but a sport kids play is not what college football is or has been for quite some time now

And that is a gottdamned shame.

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4 minutes ago, PilotsError said:

Oh everyone can fuck off with this purity bullshit.

Oh everyone can fuck off with this everybody does it bullshit.

Just because a test was failed doesn't mean they took the banned substances intentionally.  The UFC is dealing with this a lot.  Look up Tim Means and tell me that guy is on the juice...

Confirmed baseball juicers are being passed up for the hall of fame, players that would have likely made it in anyway. It’s not good for a sport. Not cycling, not swimming, not baseball and not football. I know those body building drugs have gotten more sophisticated but we have rules, they should be enforced or changed. And if changed they should be done so with the entirety of the sport in mind, knowing kids play the game and look up to the college and pro athletes that play the same game.

9 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

So, statistically, probably 19-20 players are juicing if three were caught in such a small sample.  I wonder how many of them were starters.

I wonder what we'd see if 100% of Bama's players were tested.

Very small "666" marks just above the point where the left ear attaches to the side of their heads ??

Big money will hire legal teams to ensure this will be buried and remain buried for years. NCAA is limp and will roll over. DEA has bigger fish to fry. 

I would have never connected the dots between steroids and football.  I always thought that shit was for pussy euro cyclists.  Not American football where opposing players are pitted against each other in bouts of strength, speed, and agility all in and effort to physically dominate or maim their opponent while fans cheer mindlessly at the carnage.

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1 hour ago, PilotsError said:

Oh everyone can fuck off with this purity bullshit.

As both a physician and the father of a Div I athlete, I can’t disagree more.

These are 18yo knuckleheads thrust into a very competitive environment. If steroids are the culture, most will participate or get left behind. And the medical downside for many will not be realized until years later. We are talking about the health of kids. Put me firmly in the “heavy testing, harsh penalty” crowd.

1 hour ago, troph said:

Confirmed baseball juicers are being passed up for the hall of fame, players that would have likely made it in anyway. It’s not good for a sport. Not cycling, not swimming, not baseball and not football. I know those body building drugs have gotten more sophisticated but we have rules, they should be enforced or changed. And if changed they should be done so with the entirety of the sport in mind, knowing kids play the game and look up to the college and pro athletes that play the same game.

what the fuck do you have against people altering their bodies?

Just another example of the olds wanting to stamp down the exuberance of youth. Who the hell wants to live to be older than 55 anyway? Amirite? Who the hell expects to have any of their mental facilities or cardiac function left after age 55? Amirite? 

Fuck that    Juice up. Get money. Fuck bitches. Deal with it later past your prime. The time is now. Sarms for all.  Warriors!

3 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Fuck that    Juice up. Get money. Fuck bitches. Deal with it later past your prime. The time is now. Sarms for all.  Warriors!

Dude, it may be time for you to cycle off.

Climpsum juicing you say?  This makes aggy loss even more impressive.   
Advantage aggy. 


Then disqualify them and take trophies away. Juicing isn’t the answer, cleaning up a sport kids play is.
1) vacate their tarnished wins

2) aggy at 10 wins (spring game)

3) ???

4) woooooooop
37 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

I would have never connected the dots between steroids and football.  I always thought that shit was for pussy euro cyclists.  Not American football where opposing players are pitted against each other in bouts of strength, speed, and agility all in and effort to physically dominate or maim their opponent while fans cheer mindlessly at the carnage.

Based on no real knowledge, I just assume that half of college football players juice and probably 80%+ of the NFL.  There's no sport where it would help more.

And when they do get caught, no one cares. Does anyone even know or care that Julian Edelman was suspended this season for PED's?  Will that even be brought up during the Super Bowl?  It doesn't affect their reputations, future earnings, legacy, etc.  Its almost expected.  Google the 4 game PED suspensions over the past few years.  The list is long and distinguished, like my Johnson.

13 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Fuck that    Juice up. Get money. Fuck bitches. Deal with it later past your prime. The time is now. Sarms for all.  Warriors!

Your user name and avatar leads me to wonder if new Bevo is on roids

As both a physician and the father of a Div I athlete, I can’t disagree more.
These are 18yo knuckleheads thrust into a very competitive environment. If steroids are the culture, most will participate or get left behind. And the medical downside for many will not be realized until years later. We are talking about the health of kids. Put me firmly in the “heavy testing, harsh penalty” crowd.

Excellent post
1 hour ago, troph said:

It’s not good for a sport. 

yeah it ruined baseball in the late 90s

I'm not commenting on rightness or wrongness, but if you let the teams roid up their players to the East German degree, sports would be even more entertaining in a sick gladitorial way. Carlin used to do a bit on this, but it was funny because of the element of truth.

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1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Tuscaloosa 

This man got it.....

42 minutes ago, futureman said:

what the fuck do you have against people altering their bodies?

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I don't want Texas to cheat and kids shouldn't use steroids. This is a no-brainer. The fact that Pilotserror and Futureman are the two people on the other side of this debate speaks volumes. 

45 minutes ago, Not that Bob said:

Just another example of the olds wanting to stamp down the exuberance of youth. Who the hell wants to live to be older than 55 anyway? Amirite? Who the hell expects to have any of their mental facilities or cardiac function left after age 55? Amirite? 

FWIW - 55 is young, quite young actually

Now get the hell off my lawn!

10 minutes ago, Goo Punch said:

I don't want Texas to cheat and kids shouldn't use steroids. This is a no-brainer. The fact that Pilotserror and Futureman are the two people on the other side of this debate speaks volumes. 

For those who wish to see altered humans compete, they can probably watch cyborg sports leagues in a decade or two.

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