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LMAO that we supposed to believe that Adam Levine is actually playing that guitar.

Metrosexual white guys?

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Heavily tattooed, closeted rapper?

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I like Travis Scott bit he is one weird fucker

Just now, Fire Jack Chevigny said:

Why is he wearing a tool belt?

Big Bob the Builder fan.

Childhood thing.

It's stupidity REIMAGINED!!!

The halftime show is actually worse than I was expecting, and I was expecting a flaming poo bonfire.

So drumline abs church choir for super bowl. Nice 

Christian Bale is doing an awesome job of singing in the halftime show.

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1 minute ago, MrPhlegm said:

Pepsi?

In ATLANTA?

JESUS FUCKING SHIT DICKS!

Schullllllltz!!!

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The halftime show is actually worse than I was expecting, and I was expecting a flaming poo bonfire.

Not for us though. I'm with a group of friends and all the chicks are loving it

Never realized the daughter from "The Middle" played guitar for Maroon 5.

4 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

this is bad

Kenny G just called to say this music is dickless. 

1 minute ago, Deej said:

Metrosexual white guys?

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Heavily tattooed, closeted rapper?

Check.

Social justice biotches!!!

Like our fake fans holdng round shit from Pier One?

I always get maroon 5 mixed up with vertical horizon.  Because they’re the 2 worst bands, and band names, in my lifetime.

I'm waiting for someone to come on stage to tell me about transgender rights and bathroom bills

maybe they knew it was going to be a defensive struggle, so they wanted to make the game look exciting compared to the halftime show.

All time best thread ever.

 I'm ready for some Longhorn football.

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Is the roof open or closed? Those Japanese lanterns might be a problem.

I used to do this same shit when I was in the Unification Church.

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Is that a MAGA hat?

Triggered. 

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maybe they knew it was going to be a defensive struggle, so they wanted to make the game look exciting compared to the halftime show.

Maroon 5

New England 3?

When is Blake Shelton coming coming out?

Didn’t the Longhorn Band play a Super Bowl halftime? Let’s do that again. 😊

I wondered who bought my grandma’s coat from the thrift store. 

3-0 paid me $300 on one of my boards so I'm +$180 no matter what else happens. Who the fuck are these slapdicks on stage?

Big Boi isnt the hero we deserve, but hes the one this show needed 

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