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1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Needed more Travis Scott less Maroon 5

You're half right.

That was the Fyre festival of halftime shows.

A Gwar show would have been preferable.

Next years half time show.

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5 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I hate to be old, but isn't this easily the worst one ever?

Yeah, it’s not really close. Maroon 5 are awful, awful songwriters, but they also suck at dancing and showmanship and stuff. Working out 6 hours a day, creatine, and Stripping is his schtick

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1 minute ago, Newdoc said:

That was the Fyre festival of halftime shows.

Except the Fyre FEstival was better.

Just now, Beau Vine said:

Except the Fyre FEstival was better.

those sammishes

3 minutes ago, Cajun said:

Doug Williams says Hi

And half of Russell Wilson?

2 minutes ago, F250 said:

A Gwar show would have been preferable.

A video of GWAR on a CRT Monitor would have kicked the shit out of that garbage

3 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Levine is the pussiest Aryan Nation prison gang member ever.

"I wish I could say Adam put up the good fight..."

Wait, no I don't.

Nobody cares about the first half, Tony.

Goff seems like he sucks

5 minutes ago, Newdoc said:

That was the Fyre festival of halftime shows.

 

Just now, satyanash said:

 

Was there even a huge build up for this game? For most, this was the least desired matchup of the 4 remaining teams in the conference championship games.

I picked the appropriate device to watch this game tonight.

Nope, not the 120" screen in my theater.

Nope, not the 72" Tv behind it

Nope, not the 65" in my office

Nope, not the 55" in my bedroom

Yep, the 20" in my kitchen.

1 minute ago, hookem48 said:

horrible play on the dline by Brown

That dude from Washington, Danny Shelton, has passed Brown up on the depth chart. Which is unfortunate... Brown's not done well in NE, never blossomed beyond his role as a situational run-stopper.

The KIA commercial was terrific!!!! It emotion and was different.

Edited by Brandywine

Should’ve shown people ODing on opioids in that small town Kia commercial.

Edited by Helobious

If the Rams are lucky, Goff gets killed and Warren Beatty takes over his body.

2 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

Is it me or has Chung been in NE as long as Brady?

Chung was on the Eagles before coming back to NE

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1 minute ago, mulletpelini said:

Is it me or has Chung been in NE as long as Brady?

She get pregnant?

I don’t know what’s more idiotic and annoying during football games between the Oklahoma Sooners boomer sooner after every play or the NFL blowing that air horn for New England after every play. 

2 minutes ago, smooth talkin' ghost said:

Everything ever said now is "I hate that!"

 

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ATLANTA—Disappointing the thousands of fans in attendance as well as an estimated 100 million viewers watching at home, the Super Bowl LII halftime show was marred Sunday by the stadium’s functioning sound system, sources confirmed. “Right from the beginning, the sound was working normally, and unfortunately, I could clearly hear the singing,” said 29-year-old spectator Joe Kessler, adding that the show’s audio feed, which was amplified throughout the stadium and transmitted to television broadcasts with no technical issues, made the performances by Maroon 5, Travis Scott, and Big Boi completely unbearable. “There was definitely nothing wrong with the speakers or the microphones. It’s a shame, because the perfect sound quality just ruined the whole thing.” Kessler added that he hopes Super Bowl organizers would learn from the incident and avoid a similar disaster next year.

 

Please get a safety. Please get a safety.

1 minute ago, Escapedgoat said:

I don’t know what’s more idiotic and annoying during football games between the Oklahoma Sooners boomer sooner after every play or the NFL blowing that air horn for New England after every play. 

I know which one I'd pick 100 out of 100 and I really hate the Pats

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