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1 minute ago, Bullneck said:

You know who said that last night?

If not an NBA player, my mother?

Wow, been a while since I've seen someone hit the goalpost.

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1, 3, 2

1,1,1

This seems like a game that is going to have some kind of bat shit crazy ending. 

This seems like a game that is going to have some kind of bat shit crazy ending. 
Like... 3-0 crazy?

Actually that was on a bad shot at it by goff.

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No longer in FG range.  

You know nothing about football, dumbass.

fucking Romo, Goff has to stand in there now, Goff got caught holding the ball there

The only reason Zuerlein didn't kick for Nebraska was because of Alex fucking Henery.  

The one thing you can't do, Goff. Nice.

1 minute ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Lulz jfc Goff

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34 minutes ago, michaelpshayes said:

A video of GWAR on a CRT Monitor would have kicked the shit out of that garbage

You know how they could really recover after years of pure shit.

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the world's best worst tv show, on after the world's best worst superbowl, tonight.

In on Hanna


First episode up on Amazon already. Pretty good.

First 50 yard fg made in the super bowl in 15 years?! Am I the only one kinda shocked by that?

CBS's new show: "America Has Run Out of Talent"

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Who has done more coke RuPaul or Drew Barrymore?

Who has sucked more dick for coke?

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First 50 yard fg made in the super bowl in 15 years?! Am I the only one kinda shocked by that?

Not really, Billy Callahan hasn't been there in that time, so seems about right.

Yay!

So, SEC Football has now come to the NFL

Dilly Dilly!

Bezos and Goodell plotting world domination in that box.

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Who has sucked more dick for coke?

Nope, still haven’t narrowed it down.

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Posts picture without any visible nipples.  

1 minute ago, LonghornJudas said:

Nope, still haven’t narrowed it down.

which one has a bigger dick then?

Just now, phdhorn said:

Thst there was a nice cutback

Except for the first drive Pats RBs have been hitting the hole at full speed and been getting stonewalled.

3-3.....SEC or MLB?

 

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