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Gronks head hit the turf hard, funny thing is you couldn’t never tell if he had a concussion because he’s so fucking stupid no one could tell the difference

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Gronks head hit the turf hard, funny thing is you couldn’t never tell if he had a concussion because he’s so fucking stupid no one could tell the difference
Dude is the ultimate meat head.
1 minute ago, RamjetFDO said:

Even the Budweiser commercial sucked.

Worst. Super Bowl. Ever.

LIII translated to English means worst ever

Touchdown?  who gives a shit.

A break away to "Heidi" would actually make this game more interesting.

And yet here we are watching it. 
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1 minute ago, Mileslong said:

Gronks head hit the turf hard, funny thing is you couldn’t never tell if he had a concussion because he’s so fucking stupid no one could tell the difference

Gronk line up. Gronk run down field. Gronk look for ball. Gronk catch ball. Gronk happy.

I guess that's a close to this awful game. 

1 minute ago, Doze said:

Touchdown?  who gives a shit.

A break away to "Heidi" would actually make this game more interesting.

Watch something else.  

Easy choice.

First red zone possession by either team with 7 minutes left in the game. So exciting.

Okay, Brady was great on that drive.  Tip of the cap.

10 minutes ago, ztejas said:

What a dumbass comment. How are they being exploited? 

The actual kids in the commercial? No. But everything else about it. Microsoft doesn't "care" about kids, they care about corporate profits. Those kids are made to serve a highly destructive lie aimed at convincing people to put their well being in the trust of a corporation that is at best is indifferent, and more likely is quite hostile, to our collective well being.

My apologies to all for being off topic.

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Just now, Doze said:

Touchdown?  who gives a shit.

A break away to "Heidi" would actually make this game more interesting.

You're old.

Gisele knows she's getting that grade A dick tonight 

That unwelcome touchdown ruined the beautiful symmetry of this game.

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1 minute ago, Masshole Horn said:

Go Pats!

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1 minute ago, Thetexashammer said:

The actual kids in the commercial? No. But everything else about it. Microsoft doesn't "care" about kids, they care about corporate profits. Those kids are made to serve a highly destructive lie aimed at convincing people to put their well being in the trust of a corporation that is at best is indifferent, and more likely is quite hostile, to our collective well being.

Right. Microsoft. The company with the most charitable CEO in American history. 

Go fuck a pinecone. 

Gisele knows she's getting that grade A dick tonight 

Incredibly gay comment

Sucks because fuck Boston but on the bright side it's looking like a lot of Irish and Italian mook's wives might avoid taking a severe beating for the 2nd year in a row. 

2 minutes ago, YChang said:

I guess that's a close to this awful game. 

I have a feeling the Rams are scoring a TD on this drive. Hard to keep a team out of the endzone all game. They had something going last drive until the holding on the Gurley run.

Just now, Bevo Num1 said:

Amazon commercial was funny

makes you wonder if they had the spot after the first TD locked up, thinking it would happen much sooner.

3 minutes ago, Doze said:

Touchdown?  who gives a shit.

A break away to "Heidi" would actually make this game more interesting.

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Just now, ztejas said:

Right. Microsoft. The company with the most charitable CEO in American history. 

Go fuck a pinecone. 

Well, he has the most money to give away in history.

Math, yo.

It was a very smart play, Patriots coming to Goff now like Tartars on a rape hunt.

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Just now, Doze said:

Well, he has the most money to give away in history.

Math, yo.

Isn't Jeff Bezos worth much more than Gates?

4 minutes ago, Brandywine said:

Patriots do it every time.

Well, every 2 out of 3.

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