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1 minute ago, Tommy Shelby said:

I thought Brady won his 6th with this one

Popovich and the Spurs "only" won five.

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  • Unequivocally the worst super bowl of all time. From soup to nuts.

"Growing up in Texas, there were three things I could count on: God, football, and HEB being closed." -Young Sheldon

 

the non call arm grab on #12 with the almost TD was big, but karma for NOLA i suppose. 

11 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Worst Super Bowl in history! WE DID IT!!!!

I'm pissed that I watched this game instead of some reruns of "Moonshiners". 

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Joe Namath wants to kiss Emmitt Smith.

 

4 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

He figured out that McVay’s alleged photographic memory is just a parlor trick. So, McVay is sitting him and then telling him after each game, “Oh I’m sorry - I guess I FORGOT about you” in a really sinister voice.

Gurley wasn't effective anyway.  Real MVP is the NE DC and that unit. How do they control the game, Brady doesn't play D?

why does Kraft wear the same shirt and tie for 20 years?

Drew Brees would never have played as shitty as Goff (or Brady for that matter). The NFL fucked itself by hiring referees without balls  who should now by in an unemployment line. Fuck the NFL.

19 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

That might have been the worst football game I've ever seen.

So are they fucking retiring or not?

Just now, Deej said:

Joe Namath wants to kiss Emmitt Smith.

 

To be fair, Emmitt is prettier than Suzy Kolber.

 

Just now, Beau Vine said:

To be fair, Emmitt is prettier than Suzy Kolber.

 

Emmitt is a sexy dude 

Holy fuck someone needed to cut off the whiskey for kraft at halftime. 

22 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

That might have been the worst football game I've ever seen.

Both Defenses were holding a lot. This was a shit product tonight.

"How did you come up with that game plan to stop that offense?"

What kind of fucking question is that, Jim Nantz?

Awful game. I’ve watched SB blowouts that were much more fun and interesting. 

What a boring SB
Cant believe how over matched mcvay looked against bill ....but bill is greatest defensive mind/coach ever put on this earth

Rams won't be there next years, so who is your pick?

1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

"How did you come up with that game plan to stop that offense?"

What kind of fucking question is that, Jim Nantz?

"Well, we were hoping that they would trip over their dicks a little along the way, and holy shit did that plan pay off!"

22 minutes ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

What is the cause of the Houston NFL curse? At least y’all won 5

Oh no sir. Don’t count me in. I was and still am a die hard Houston Oilers fan. Either way I hope Bud Adams sees the end of the Titans super bowl being short by a yard forever in Hell where he can roast. Fuck. Bud Adams. 

"Julian, what does it mean to you to miss four games this season because of a steroids suspension, yet still win Super Bowl MVP?"

2 minutes ago, Bone3421 said:

What a boring SB
Cant believe how over matched mcvay looked against bill ....but bill is greatest defensive mind/coach ever put on this earth

Look at the last 2 years though. Nobody had trouble scoring on BB and the Pats. This is wonder boy shitting the bed. 

Unequivocally the worst super bowl of all time. From soup to nuts.

1 minute ago, Redneck Mutha said:

"Well, we were hoping that they would trip over their dicks a little along the way, and holy shit did that plan pay off!"

"We saw Goff almost lost to a Charlie Strong coached team, and figured 'We got this.'"

25 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Commercials? Who gives a fuck about the halftime and commercials? Aggies?

Well, there was a time when the ads were worth watching.  

18 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

That was worse than the TCU-Cal game.

The Washington-Utah PAC title game was the worst of the season.  TCU-Cal 2nd.  Stuporbowl 3rd.

the blowout superbowls were much more boring, over in Q1.  A close title game still has drama at the end.

I'd love to see a technical breakdown of how N E  Defense stopped the Rams. 

2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

"Julian, what does it mean to you to miss four games this season because of a steroids suspension, yet still win Super Bowl MVP?"

"We've been cheatin since '82, just another year at the office for us"

13 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Popovich and the Spurs "only" won five.

They only deserved one

Just now, Deej said:

"We saw Goff almost lost to a Charlie Strong coached team, and figured 'We got this.'"

Fun fact: during Goff's three years as a starter, Cal went 14-23.

Reminder: Veterans are always welcome at Capitol Chevrolet.  

1 minute ago, Spankytoes said:

They only deserved one

What?

Just now, longhornmatt said:

The steroid double standard in football has always been laughable.  Baseball gets congressional hearings, people going to jail, and a generation of stars blackballed from the HOF for using steroids.  Football had/has guys get busted every year and it’s a complete non-story.

Edelman wouldn't even be eligible for the playoffs if the NFL used MLB rules.

5 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Unequivocally the worst super bowl of all time. From soup to nuts.

Giants - Ravens in '01 was worse IMO.  That game was over before halftime and had Trent Dilfer as the winning QB.

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Just now, Captain Obvious said:

Giants - Ravens in '01 was worse IMO.  That game was over before halftime and had Trent Dilfer as the winning QB.

And he looked like Joe Montana compared to Kerry Collins.

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