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I thought the portal closed on Jan 22... Can anyone portalate anywhen they want?

 

Fuck, you know what? Make the coaches portalate before they can go work elsewhere. Go beyond that, let the AD portalate 'em. 

When nobody takes him do we have to take him back?

I hear he was trying to submit his term paper and he clicked wide left.

8 minutes ago, Auto Driller said:

The portal must feed.

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                                            Josh Rowland

 

Edited by LTtxfan

Someone help me out here.  I'm drunk, tired, and suffering early onset dementia.  Who was our regular kicker last year if not him, and who will it be next year?

1 minute ago, nunna yo bizness said:

Someone help me out here.  I'm drunk, tired, and suffering early onset dementia.  Who was our regular kicker last year if not him, and who will it be next year?

Damn....I'm not even gonna answer but maybe go watch the end of TX/OU

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3 minutes ago, nunna yo bizness said:

Someone help me out here.  I'm drunk, tired, and suffering early onset dementia.  Who was our regular kicker last year if not him, and who will it be next year?

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3 minutes ago, nunna yo bizness said:

Someone help me out here.  I'm drunk, tired, and suffering early onset dementia.  Who was our regular kicker last year if not him, and who will it be next year?

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Edit: beaten

Edited by OU Sucks

24 minutes ago, nunna yo bizness said:

Someone help me out here.  I'm drunk, tired, and suffering early onset dementia.  Who was our regular kicker last year if not him, and who will it be next year?

Lol wut?

I can’t even remember Rowland. Between the PTSD left behind by Nick fucking Rose and Dicker the Kicker, my mind draws a blank.

Terrible drunk or brilliant troll. How TF can you not remember who the kicker is after the RRS ending.

I can’t even remember Rowland. Between the PTSD left behind by Nick fucking Rose and Dicker the Kicker, my mind draws a blank.
Trent what's his name from LSU that loved to miss big kicks and a bunch of XPs
13 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

I can’t even remember Rowland. Between the PTSD left behind by Nick fucking Rose and Dicker the Kicker, my mind draws a blank.

He’s the porky one

54 minutes ago, nunna yo bizness said:

Like I said, I'm drunk.  And some other things too but I'm too drunk to remember what they are.

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Quick check on nunna yo business in the morning

Edited by LTtxfan

2 hours ago, nunna yo bizness said:

Someone help me out here.  I'm drunk, tired, and suffering early onset dementia.  Who was our regular kicker last year if not him, and who will it be next year?

What. 

The.

Fuck...

7 hours ago, markstanco said:
7 hours ago, CooterBrown said:
I can’t even remember Rowland. Between the PTSD left behind by Nick fucking Rose and Dicker the Kicker, my mind draws a blank.

Trent what's his name from LSU that loved to miss big kicks and a bunch of XPs

Domingue

Terrible drunk or brilliant troll. How TF can you not remember who the kicker is after the RRS ending.
So much this.
13 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

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Just the right mix of crazy and confidence that you want in a kicker. 

Rare image of the "Portal" released.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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47 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Nice landing spot for him. A chill grad transfer year in San Marcos is a whole kind of upgrade from Mississippi Gulf Coast Community College.

3 minutes ago, Royale with cheese said:

Rowland hits a 47-yarder as time runs out and Texas State nips the aggys, 38-37.

a man can dream

19 hours ago, Royale with cheese said:

Rowland hits a 47-yarder as time runs out and Texas State nips the aggys, 38-37.

and then he absolutely drowns in 20 year old future teacher pussy.

8 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

and then he absolutely drowns in 20 year old future teacher pussy.

If he's not doing that regardless of his performance in San Marcos, he's doing something very wrong.

8 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

If he's not doing that regardless of his performance in San Marcos, he's doing something very wrong.

Yeah, but he looks like this:

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And is kinda pudgy. And is a kicker.

So life might not be a cakewalk for him.

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13 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Yeah, but he looks like this:

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And is kinda pudgy. And is a kicker.

So life might not be a cakewalk for him.

As if Texas schools aren't full of proto-dadbod kids in polo shirts with unreasonably good-looking girlfriends.

Edited by texifornia

29 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Yeah, but he looks like this:

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And is kinda pudgy. And is a kicker.

So life might not be a cakewalk for him.

That t-shirt should say "In the Pink" or "In the Stink." He has the wrong mentality.

27 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

That t-shirt should say "In the Pink" or "In the Stink." He has the wrong mentality.

Maybe. Maybe not.

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Yeah, but he looks like this:
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And is kinda pudgy. And is a kicker.
So life might not be a cakewalk for him.
Dude...it's San Marcos.
On 6/26/2019 at 1:51 PM, texifornia said:

As if Texas schools aren't full of proto-dadbod kids in polo shirts with unreasonably good-looking girlfriends.

I guess katfid was one of the fat kids who couldn't pull quality pussy. I feel kinda bad for the fella having not experienced that myself. 

On 1/31/2019 at 11:29 AM, Steamboat1874 said:

Rare image of the "Portal" released.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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i don't remember your mom's portal being decorated when i wrecked the fuck out of it last week...

I guess katfid was one of the fat kids who couldn't pull quality pussy. I feel kinda bad for the fella having not experienced that myself. 
You might not feel so bad if you knew "quality" and cray cray often go hand in hand..
1 hour ago, ousux said:
On 7/2/2019 at 9:09 AM, BigHorn said:
I guess katfid was one of the fat kids who couldn't pull quality pussy. I feel kinda bad for the fella having not experienced that myself. 

You might not feel so bad if you knew "quality" and cray cray often go hand in hand..

Female and cray cray often go hand in hand 

Female and cray cray often go hand in hand 
Often? How about always.
1 hour ago, Whatever said:
1 hour ago, Nope said:
Female and cray cray often go hand in hand 

Often? How about always.

No kidding

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