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 you'll have to click the link to see the rest. 🤘🏼 

Meanwhile, Johnny Manziel is freebasing coke in a Canadian trailer park telling some high school girls he could throw a football over those mountains.

Man another bitch fall down. Was he the only person that wasn’t #12?

Downfield blocking and flag guarding should have been called*

*Air it out and Let it fly Champion

[Keith Jackson]He's going for the corneeerrrr....[/Keith Jackson]

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lulz. VY would steamroll aggy if he suited up today.

god, the announcers for the 2003 game were such motherfucking assholes-- Tim Brandt and fuck if I remember the color guy, I guess it could have been Ed Cunningham

Vince looks slow.  But then didn't he always?  Dudes took angles based on how they perceived his speed, and ended up looking ridiculous.

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

Who the fuck is this dumbass?

He's a shitty QB who will never even play at aggy. And obviously a juvenile classless dipshit.

You can bet Vince had a few choice words for him. Not that aggy ever shuts up about anything. Ever.

Edited by Tex Pete

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

Who the fuck is this dumbass?

3 star QB from Jahjah.

He SEC.

Vince looks slow.  But then didn't he always?  Dudes took angles based on how they perceived his speed, and ended up looking ridiculous.

Yeah it’s amazing watching him run away from guys. Even that walkoff against Houston.
22 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:


Yeah it’s amazing watching him run away from guys. Even that walkoff against Houston.

I think ESPN timed that run.  He ran a 4.4. 

He was indeed hauling ass in the OT run against Houston, but I always wanted to have someone time a segment of his long run late in the third quarter against SC (it didn’t lead to points, I think we missed a FG). There’s a stretch of about 30 yards from probably about our 40 to their 30 when he turns upfield and he’s traveling way faster than a man that size has a right to.

On 1/31/2019 at 11:22 AM, UTEX_ME said:

lulz. VY would steamroll aggy if he suited up today.

If I played Little League today, I'd bet they'd back up now.

On 1/31/2019 at 12:46 PM, Jkwellborn said:


Yeah it’s amazing watching him run away from guys. Even that walkoff against Houston.

I was there, and that was one of the most glorious things, sports-related or not, that I've seen in my 53 years. There were Texans fans everywhere jumping up and down, screaming & cheering, even crying as they gave VY a standing O on his victory lap around Reliant.  Gettin' a little dusty in here.

Ah, what could have been. They knew. We all knew. The Texans fucked it up.

That was also the only time I recall ever seeing VY look like he was absolutely running as hard as he possibly could. 

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Since this is turning into the VY thread, I feel it necessary to do a recap on occasion. Here's his freshman year debut. That first bomb got the announcer to say "whoa..."

 

 

5 minutes ago, Eggo said:

Since this is turning into the VY thread, I feel it necessary to do a recap on occasion. Here's his freshman year debut. That first bomb got the announcer to say "whoa..."

 

 

Amazing. He had like 4 disgusting runs on his first ever drive. 

5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Amazing. He had like 4 disgusting runs on his first ever drive. 

Well, yeah. Just look at the jackhammer feet.

On 1/31/2019 at 12:45 PM, Vic Mackey said:

Who the fuck is this dumbass?

Some shitty 3 star QB from GA that the gomers believe will lead them to greatness.

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Also worthy of enchubbening

2 minutes ago, Eggo said:

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Also worthy of enchubbening

Yeah I was looking for the one from the tOSU game, at night, in the Shoe, but I can't find it. Little help?

19 minutes ago, Eggo said:

Since this is turning into the VY thread, I feel it necessary to do a recap on occasion. Here's his freshman year debut. That first bomb got the announcer to say "whoa..."

 

 

gotta love Mock's nervous smile

 

On 1/31/2019 at 9:17 AM, CycleTex87 said:

Vince looks slow.  But then didn't he always?  Dudes took angles based on how they perceived his speed, and ended up looking ridiculous.

My friend who is a Michigan said:  He's like a giraffe.  You don't realize how fast he's going until you try to catch him.

Thank God Chance Mock taught Vince everything he knew. Too bad Vince wasn't as fast as Chance (in Mock's dreams). /sarc

On 1/31/2019 at 11:20 AM, Brock Sampson said:

[Keith Jackson]He's going for the corneeerrrr....[/Keith Jackson]

"He's got it!"

48 minutes ago, Barry_McCokiner said:

gotta love Mock's nervous smile

 

Vince Young reminds the announce of Brad Smith.  Who is Brad Smith?

1 hour ago, Barry_McCokiner said:

gotta love Mock's nervous smile

 

Mock started 6 games and played non garbage time snaps in sevaral others while VY had eligibility.  Thanks Mack, thanks Greg!

I was there, and that was one of the most glorious things, sports-related or not, that I've seen in my 53 years. There were Texans fans everywhere jumping up and down, screaming & cheering, even crying as they gave VY a standing O on his victory lap around Reliant.  Gettin' a little dusty in here.
Ah, what could have been. They knew. We all knew. The Texans fucked it up.
That was also the only time I recall ever seeing VY look like he was absolutely running as hard as he possibly could. 

I agree. His head was back and he was getting some yonder.
1 hour ago, WBT said:

Mock started 6 games and played non garbage time snaps in sevaral others while VY had eligibility.  Thanks Mack, thanks Greg!

He served his purpose, let vy ease in. I'd imagine he would have been a grad transfer had that been a thing back then.

Face Rape talking about how he looked like Brad Smith....Brad Smith.

 

What a fucking maroon I tell ya...

first i knew of vince was his junior year at madison.  we recruited o-tackle william winston that year from madison, so i watched winston's highlights but came away saying who is that qb?

Since this is turning into the VY thread, I feel it necessary to do a recap on occasion. Here's his freshman year debut. That first bomb got the announcer to say "whoa..."
 
 


He had his man beat by a half hour
  • 1 month later...

He does not still got his job. Come on Vince, get your shit together:

 

Dude needs help. 

Texas has fired former star quarterback Vince Young from his part-time role as a development officer for poor performance and often being absent from work or not in touch with his supervisors.”

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Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately. 

I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob. 

41 minutes ago, texifornia said:

He does not still got his job. Come on Vince, get your shit together:

 

This is very sad and discouraging to hear.

that mean the lhn gig is done for too? (or was it already?)

dude is gonna be legit hard up for cash, Mack needs to just give him an allowance/hire him in chapel hill

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