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I have a friend who went through a mid life crisis. He left his wife, bought a Mustang, Corvette and motorcycle, reconciled with his wife and kept the Mustang. I told my wife, “Can we skip all the stuff in the middle and just buy me a Boxter?”

On 6/7/2022 at 7:17 AM, statsman said:

I have a friend who went through a mid life crisis. He left his wife, bought a Mustang, Corvette and motorcycle, reconciled with his wife and kept the Mustang. I told my wife, “Can we skip all the stuff in the middle and just buy me a Boxter?”

My condolences to you for your small penis.

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I'm 45. My best friend and I have been friends since High school. We usually go have a couple of beers once a week. But for the last month he's been ditching me.  He was basically my best man. My kids call him Uncle.

Today we had noon beers. ./

Him : "So, sorry I haven't been around. I just interviewed for Vice President of (major Corp yall all heard of)" 

I'm crying. He didn't come from the best parts of town. I'm so fucking proud. /kinda gay

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2 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

never tire of these

Me either. 

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14 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

Definitely going to try that one 

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21 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

 

I had no clue Charlie Brown also had two big sisters.

10 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

I had no clue Charlie Brown also had two big sisters.

Getting him ready for the kickoff.

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Nm

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feel like there are better words than execution for the caption (internet ptsd), but that was neat

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