June 7, 20223 yr I have a friend who went through a mid life crisis. He left his wife, bought a Mustang, Corvette and motorcycle, reconciled with his wife and kept the Mustang. I told my wife, “Can we skip all the stuff in the middle and just buy me a Boxter?”
June 9, 20223 yr On 6/7/2022 at 7:17 AM, statsman said: I have a friend who went through a mid life crisis. He left his wife, bought a Mustang, Corvette and motorcycle, reconciled with his wife and kept the Mustang. I told my wife, “Can we skip all the stuff in the middle and just buy me a Boxter?” My condolences to you for your small penis. Edited June 9, 20223 yr by Longhornfan1024
July 10, 20223 yr I'm 45. My best friend and I have been friends since High school. We usually go have a couple of beers once a week. But for the last month he's been ditching me. He was basically my best man. My kids call him Uncle. Today we had noon beers. ./ Him : "So, sorry I haven't been around. I just interviewed for Vice President of (major Corp yall all heard of)" I'm crying. He didn't come from the best parts of town. I'm so fucking proud. /kinda gay
August 26, 20223 yr 7 hours ago, Parliament said: Something, something, Vic Mackey's girlfriend ahem, fiancée
April 24, 20232 yr 21 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said: I had no clue Charlie Brown also had two big sisters.
April 25, 20232 yr 10 hours ago, TrashMaster G said: I had no clue Charlie Brown also had two big sisters. Getting him ready for the kickoff.
June 27, 20232 yr NSIAP https://twitter.com/buitengebieden/status/1673406311961096200?s=12&t=1YmXSxOfEX8Bb2Ijjm5byQ
June 27, 20232 yr 6 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said: NSIAP https://twitter.com/buitengebieden/status/1673406311961096200?s=12&t=1YmXSxOfEX8Bb2Ijjm5byQ What a Good Boy!
August 10, 20232 yr feel like there are better words than execution for the caption (internet ptsd), but that was neat
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