February 2, 20196 yr This is pitiful. A thousand people freezing their butts off waiting to worship a rat. What a hype. Groundhog Day used to mean something in this town. They used to pull the hog out, and they used to eat it. You're hypocrites, all of you!"
February 2, 20196 yr You want a prediction about the weather, you're asking the wrong Phil. I'll give you a winter prediction: It's gonna be cold, it's gonna be grey, and it's gonna last you for the rest of your life.
February 2, 20196 yr Do you want to throw up here or you want to throw up in the car? I think... both.Â
February 2, 20196 yr I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters.  *That* was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get *that* day over, and over, and over...
February 2, 20196 yr I like to say a little prayer and drink to world peace. To world peace. <whispers> Amen.
February 2, 20196 yr Ok campers, rise and shine! — and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cooooooold out there today.
February 2, 20196 yr It's alright, I am a jerk. No you're not. It doesn't make any difference. I've killed myself so many times, I don't even exist anymore.Â
February 2, 20196 yr This country’s largest lake, Chapala, is located near the city of Guadalajara.
February 2, 20196 yr Author All of this moisture coming up out of the Gulf is gonna push off to the east and hit Altoona
February 3, 20196 yr A gust of wind. A dog barks. Cue the truck. Exit Herman; walk out into the bank. Exit Felix, and stand there with a not-so-bright look on your face. All right, Doris, come on. Hey, fix your bra, honey... That's better.
February 3, 20196 yr What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same and nothing that you did mattered? That about sums it up for me.
February 3, 20196 yr Come on. All the long distance lines are down? What about satellite? Is it snowing in space? Don't you keep open a line for emergencies or for celebrities? I'm both, I'm a celebrity in an emergency. Hello?
February 3, 20196 yr 14 minutes ago, Richard Kimball said: Wrestlemania! wouldn't have guessed that dude would become a pretty big movie actor.
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