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You might need glasses...or lay off the brown acid

Edited by Surly Bevo

Texas State is 10,000 to 1.  aggy is 30 to 1.

 

Hence,

13 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

You might need glasses...or lay off the brown acid

Edited by Bullneck

Only Bama, Clemson, Ohio State, and Georgia have lower or equal odds.

Edited by Bullneck

Can I bet $30,000 that aggy doesn't win the national title and get a free $1,000?

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You might need glasses...or lay off the brown acid
Whatever looch. You might want to have someone read the article I linked to to you.
Utah State is only 1,000 to one.
There is another.

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Texas State is 10,000 to 1.  aggy is 30 to 1.
 
Hence,
Texas State is not and never has been Aggies.
13 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Utah State is only 1,000 to one.

What about the Utah Saints?

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Missouri is 200/1 when they've been banned from the postseason? 

1 minute ago, yoshi said:

Missouri is 200/1 when they've been banned from the postseason? 

This was originally posted on Tuesday.

1 minute ago, yoshi said:

Missouri is 200/1 when they've been banned from the postseason? 

That's probably why the odds are so good.  

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3 minutes ago, MrPhlegm said:

Whatever looch. You might want to have someone read the article I linked to to you.There is another.

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Ohhh you got us there.

I guess that means your OP is almost as good as those stupid fucking posts full of pictures you puke all over this board

You fucking retard

Edited by Surly Bevo

Just now, yoshi said:

Missouri is 200/1 when they've been banned from the postseason? 

Well cross them off, then.

5 minutes ago, MrPhlegm said:

Whatever looch. You might want to have someone read the article I linked to to you.There is another.

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She looks like she's trying to walk as quietly as possible so you won't notice she got herself untied and is escaping your trailer.

 

(Edit: This thread is honestly the best laugh I've had all day).

Edited by Bullneck
Adding that wittiness I'm know for.

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Ohhh you got us there.
I guess that means your OP is almost as good as those stupid fucking posts full of pictures you puke all over this board
You fucking retard
Whatever incel boy.

Oh man are they going to be pissed off in Las Cruces

Just now, Valmy77 said:

Oh man are they going to be pissed off in Las Cruces

More likely they're gonna be stoned and amused. I love that town -- about the furthest possible thing from uptight.

Just now, hornian said:

People really don't understand phlegm

Fixed

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People really dont understand that phlegm calls NM State the Aggies and TAMU aggy yet?
NMSU is Aggies so I call em dat. aggy is aggy. All normal people call em aggy.

Hell, even semi normal people like sec sec sec call aggy aggy.
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benadryl helps with phlegm. guaifenesin can loosen tight phlegm.

A sense of humor helps with aggy. Those without a sense of humor ARE aggy.

There are lots of aggy socks that have responded to this thread. whoop eh aggy incel boys.

as always OU sucks.

aggy knows the “real” odds are aggy 15-1 and Texas 10000-1. 

12 hours ago, MrPhlegm said:

benadryl helps with phlegm. guaifenesin can loosen tight phlegm.

A sense of humor helps with aggy. Those without a sense of humor ARE aggy.

There are lots of aggy socks that have responded to this thread. whoop eh aggy incel boys.

as always OU sucks.

Dementia and Metamucil  chased with V-8 shots make it all clear to me. Soldier (/fake) on brah.

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9 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Phlegm is retarded. 

Don’t you ever try to beep his nose.

15 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Texas State is 10,000 to 1.

Woo, Texas State is back baby!! 

19 hours ago, Thetexashammer said:

10,000 to 1 is too low.

Where are Jimmy Charles and the Revelletts when you need them?

SBnation just earned themselves an aggy boycott..

They'll be out of business within 6 months I'm sure.

People really dont understand that phlegm calls NM State the Aggies and TAMU aggy yet?
That's one of those rhetorical thingamajigs right?
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That's one of those rhetorical thingamajigs right?
Aggies is what NMSU calls themselves. Read the article I linked.

what is scary is, after reading this thread, i feel as if i "understand " phlegm . which means i may be crazy  but i'm definitely not aggy 

Wow, hard to believe it took 20 posts to get to someone who'd figured it out. 

On 2/3/2019 at 11:05 AM, Dr. Beeper said:

Phlegm is retarded. 

I’d go autistic with Tourette’s....   So “special”

You know those rating systems are flawed. They don't take in account houses that have... uh... more than two television sets... and...other things of that nature.  /aggy

You're like the wretched spawn of Randolph Duke and danger_snax

Edited by Phoenix

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I’d go autistic with Tourette’s....   So “special”
No, I'm Terry Gilliam.

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Match, Phlegm. Goddamn look at those titties!

29 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Match, Phlegm. Goddamn look at those titties!

Those are pretty spectacular....

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