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  • And I did. Just because it's "the way it is" doesn't mean it's not disappointing when the time comes to accept that the business is the business. The Ticket is an incredible thing. There's a reas

  • Still going with that bit? What if I gave you a shoutout from my verified (cue Vivaldi) Twitter account?   

  • He looks like mark mcgwire fucked Tom kite.

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Have a mutual friend with Medellin and have met him a couple of times of the past few years. Seems like a good dude. Normal compared to many of the tier 3 guys who are not relatable. 

Sean made me laugh this morning during Gordon’s cadence talk. 

47 minutes ago, NOMAAA said:

Sean made me laugh this morning 

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23 hours ago, futureman said:

I’d say I spend about 80% of my day in a sauna, passing time, reading a book, or, edging...

The good Dr. Maxwell is the best guest on the ticket.  The crazy 49'er needs to be shot.

The good Dr. Maxwell is the best guest on the ticket.  The crazy 49'er needs to be shot.


And you know who would do it?

THE BIG OL’ BEAR!!!

Riding on the back of Bill Walsh

My close friend “Bushwood” has been calling in to the e-brake every Friday for years and ended up winning the e-brake this morning. I almost ran off the road laughing. Shout out to the south oak cliff conman.


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Norm, you'll eat anything right? 

what about faaaaaake caaaaaaaassssssidddaaayyyyyyyy?

 

"is jake there? I heard he had some kind of countdown clock on me?"

1 hour ago, futureman said:

gotta be rhyner 

Gotta be too early for Rhynes. 

Wonder if they’re gonna introduce Jake as the new full time host starting Monday. 

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Corby said Mike R. on the run sheet but wouldn't surprise me if it's Mike Rawlings.  

I'd rather it by Rhynes than Rawlings but it seems a bit soon to have Rhyner come back for a segment

I'm sure it's a production error, but the TV spot for Super Bowl coverage includes Rhynes. Maybe he's taking one last road trip?

38 minutes ago, NateHitch said:

I'd rather it by Rhynes than Rawlings but it seems a bit soon to have Rhyner come back for a segment

not for the ticket birthday 

Gotta be too early for Rhynes. 

Wonder if they’re gonna introduce Jake as the new full time host starting Monday. 

They will announce it Monday.

Corby was on with Doocy last week and said that was when it would happen.

3 hours ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Guys like that and “I wanna vote for Hooter Brown and....” Guy and “Do you believe in the Mean Green?” Guy - those guys are extreme nerds and not funny. Also Triple Fake Tiger is a loser  

The funny guys are the guy who always threatens to beat George’s ass and calls him a bitch, and Fake Koko. 

I always hope that Triple Fake Tiger and Fake Natalie Manes die in fiery car wrecks on the air when they call in. 

Does Fake Tiger still call in? Maybe I haven't been paying attention but I thought he got the hint and stopped. Fake Koko on the other hand never disappoints, dude brings it everytime

Rhyner must be getting bored already. If he's still going to be living in Dallas I don't get why he would retire completely and not just semi retire and head up for segments on whatever shows he wants when he gets bored. It's not like any of the hosts would mind having him to banter with for a few segments every couple of weeks. 

They seem to be talking a ton about the history of a station quite often. Heard the skip story about 18 times now. 

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17 minutes ago, Junior Miller said:

They seem to be talking a ton about the history of a station quite often. Heard the skip story about 18 times now. 

it’s the ticket birthday you halfwit. 

Really wish they had gone all out with this. If you're bringing Rhyner back to reminisce then do a roundtable with everyone. Would have been great to hear Craig, George, Dan and Bob add their thoughts to it. Still great hearing Rhynes on the air again

16 minutes ago, futureman said:

it’s the ticket birthday you halfwit. 

Not just talking about today dumbass. 

1 hour ago, NateHitch said:

Does Fake Tiger still call in? Maybe I haven't been paying attention but I thought he got the hint and stopped. Fake Koko on the other hand never disappoints, dude brings it everytime

Fake Tiger will be back once he starts playing and doing things again. If he was to win this weekend, for examper, he'll probably be "called" on Monday.

1 hour ago, Junior Miller said:

Rhyner must be getting bored already. If he's still going to be living in Dallas I don't get why he would retire completely and not just semi retire and head up for segments on whatever shows he wants when he gets bored. It's not like any of the hosts would mind having him to banter with for a few segments every couple of weeks. 

They seem to be talking a ton about the history of a station quite often. Heard the skip story about 18 times now. 

Probably getting ready to surrender to the fan

1 hour ago, futureman said:

it’s the ticket birthday you halfwit. 

It's like they do this shit every year...

1 hour ago, C-Man said:

Fake Tiger will be back once he starts playing and doing things again. If he was to win this weekend, for examper, he'll probably be "called" on Monday.

I don't think he was talking about Gordo's real fake Tiger (typing that just made me crazy) rather than "triple fake Tiger" that will call in to EBOTW and pretty much immediately Craig will respond with "die"

 

Now all that said the real fake Tiger is a bit played out as well.  

I don't think he was talking about Gordo's real fake Tiger (typing that just made me crazy) rather than "triple fake Tiger" that will call in to EBOTW and pretty much immediately Craig will respond with "die"
 
Now all that said the real fake Tiger is a bit played out as well.  
You're right, I should have said the triple fake tiger that calls in. He's only slightly worse than the real fake tiger. Both need to die.

Real Fake Tiger is awesome. Just ask Earrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrllllllllllllllllllllllll.

Now all that said the real fake Tiger is a bit played out as well.  


Yeah, don’t agree with this at all.

Been a long time since we heard from Ribby — my favorite.
Now all that said the real fake Tiger is a bit played out as well.  


Yeah, don’t agree with this at all.

Been a long time since we heard from Ribby — my favorite.

I miss Microphone Johnson and also the Friday updates on Lollygag High with Coach Foolery.


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Yeah, don’t agree with this at all.

Been a long time since we heard from Ribby — my favorite.


We definitely need a Ribby reporting from the SB segment.

Ribby is greatness, while the voice is the same and some of the wheels off approach is the same Ribby gets put in a lot of situations that keeps it fresh.

Fake Tiger on the other hand:

1. Talk about golf and recent performance weave in hardships of the last decade

2. Phil the Dill joke(s)

3. Make references to touching girls boobies

4. My Dad.....

The End

Every time

Gordo is greatness, I imagine this and Fake Jerry beat him.

 

Fake tiger is great. 

Ribby and ticket mouse are great

I like the prospector every time the niners play the cowboys or do anything noteworthy

Man having a period and fake Michelle Wie were the most cringe worthy

Almost forgot but Dallas Bryant was great too. Almost wish they'd bring Dez back if it meant more Dallas Bryant

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I liked Nigel before they retired him. I like Nigel hounding Georgie about letting him live with him.

He wasn’t very popular since he got retired.

I also like fake bevo, secretariat(all horses interviewed)

elmer wayne is the most underrated fringe character, imo.  look it up on the unticket if you’re unfamiliar.  it’s always good. 

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Gordo used to do Elmer Wayne for the HL since he was Greggo's fake cousin which was a lot more fitting. Then after Greggo was fired, he became George's cousin. 

corby told a story recently about how he was walking his dog and listening to the musers on the app with his phone on speaker.  I guess he was at a dog park or something because there were people around.  so mushmouth comes on and he says he had to turn the volume down so nobody would hear it because “mushmouth is unexplainable” or something like that.  it was kinda funny, and true.  I enjoy mushmouth, but holy hell, to someone who doesn’t listen to the ticket that would be a hard sell. 

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