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Y'all listen to him on with Rhett Miller? The typewriter thing is not a bit. He didn't talk about pens and other writing implements on the show, but I'd bet he's got more than a few dollars wrapped up in them too. Said by a man that has spent some on getting just that pen because I fucking wanted it. And woe unto you if you take it from where it stays. It's just a plain old Parker jotter, but by God leave that mfer alone or put it back exactly where you got it.

It's cool to speculate on what they get paid, but I really don't care in the long run. If Jub Manor is out there in Argyle or Junior marries a TV hotty, well great. Earned it or not, that's what they can draw. Somebody out there is getting paid figuring out how to cut costs by firing people. those are the people I'll save my scorn for.

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  • And I did. Just because it's "the way it is" doesn't mean it's not disappointing when the time comes to accept that the business is the business. The Ticket is an incredible thing. There's a reas

  • Still going with that bit? What if I gave you a shoutout from my verified (cue Vivaldi) Twitter account?   

  • He looks like mark mcgwire fucked Tom kite.

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You have to consider a portion of their income is in tradeouts. They aren't buying new cars every year, but they get one from whatever dealer they do spots for. Same with other stuff like food. I guarantee you Dan has never spent a dime at Eatsies.

11 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

The typewriter thing is not a bit.

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wireless gordo got bumped by curt menafee.  what a bunch of bullshit. 

I like Curt, but it's the same segment every year. 

Pretty sorry of Corby and Jake to skip out on the media party for Jason Isbell. It was Jake’s first chance to go to one but he followed his leader. 

When Grandpa dies the family reunions will never be the same. 

Sirois doing the Mozart paint question was great. 

51 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Pretty sorry of Corby and Jake to skip out on the media party for Jason Isbell. It was Jake’s first chance to go to one but he followed his leader. 

Sorry to who?  The NFL?  Either Jake wanted to go to the concert over the party or he's too big of a bitch to tell Corby no.  Regardless I don't feel any sympathy for him.  

24 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

Sorry to who?  The NFL?  Either Jake wanted to go to the concert over the party or he's too big of a bitch to tell Corby no.  Regardless I don't feel any sympathy for him.  

Sorry to the P1. The Ticket is always at its best when the gang is all together. The segments the day after the media party are always great. Robart? So it sucked that Jake and Snake weren’t there. But probably not as big a deal since Jub and Gordo also bailed due to Corona light. 

2 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

What in God’s green earth are you blathering about. 

Some authentic frontier gibberish 

As if you give a shit Rex

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1 hour ago, Jive Turkey said:

Sorry to the P1. The Ticket is always at its best when the gang is all together. The segments the day after the media party are always great. Robart? So it sucked that Jake and Snake weren’t there. But probably not as big a deal since Jub and Gordo also bailed due to Corona light. 

Got it.  That's fair, I thought you were angling after the NFL puts on this party and it's disrespectful to blow it off.  

The best part about Jake (and everyone else that has sat in) on the Hardline is having Corby's normal segments taken away from him and giving to someone who actually prepares and isn't reading the article during the segment.

Typical Community Quick Hits segment:

Corby:  A McKinney woman was hit by a train this morning.
Danny:  Did she survive?
Corby:  Uuuuhhhhhh, hmmmmmm, let me seeee, uuuuuh, no she did not survive.
Danny:  How old was she?
Corby:  Welllllllll, she was..... uhhhhhhh, hmmmmmm, she was 54.
Danny:  Did she have a family?
Corby:  Uuuuhhhhhhh...........................................................

Gruuuuuuuuuubes, the legend

27 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

Nope,  not hypothetical. I see it regularly, up close and personal. 

It's called the way it is.

WTG @Grubes You broke the internets!

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22 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

It's called the way it is.

Buying a profitable company and then bleeding it dry to later sell off the carcass seems, oh I don't know,  predatory? 

Edit. If that's what happens to Whataburger I'm sure you'll be accepting of it. 

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Rather go to a damn good concert or a party thrown for a bunch of loser ass sports media assholes

1 hour ago, RPM said:

WTG @Grubes You broke the internets!

Ha!!! Next Thursday is going to be fun! 

3 minutes ago, Grubes said:

Ha!!! Next Thursday is going to be fun! 

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The 5th Manning brother, Spider Manning. 

yes, he lives in an apartment because he's divorced.

So where does he keep his Airstream?

I did run across him at an Estate Sale off of Greenville. He was buying an old Underwood.


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4 minutes ago, Ths71 said:


So where does he keep his Airstream?

I did run across him at an Estate Sale off of Greenville. He was buying an old Underwood.


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Storage most likely.

35 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

Storage most likely.

or his brother’s house, I’d imagine.  his ex really cleaned him out so I’m surprised he even bought the damn thing. 

Somehow, even the Super Bowl turned into an OU lovefest with Corby and Junes. That was an instant tune out. 

It was Barbaro Death Day and he's hosting Alamo Movie Night with Dan. He also got the music gig for the new Rangers ballpark.

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1 hour ago, Dr. Beeper said:

I see the opposite all the time. Companies running way too high of G&A that need to let people go to survive. Regardless, it was odd to go from the money the on air talent makes to this topic. Weird tangential leap. 

Not really. Last few pages have been speculation on how much on air talent is getting paid and the comparison of what the other staff makes that keeps them on the air. Especially in light of ESPN cutting vast amounts of talent and then turning around to pay other talent more than what they cut. It's fine to cut costs, but if you do so much cutting that you run off the workers that keep the lights on for the benefit of a few higher ups it's not sustainable. I'm seeing it in my job and sector. The radio business has the same problem. If Jake wasn't able to work at a shitty salary because his wife is bringing home the cash he'd never have gotten the job with Corby because he'd be somewhere else.

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16 minutes ago, NateHitch said:

I don't think Corby can do 10x135 bench

It’s a pretty low bar. At 165 if you do any strength training at all it should be easy. 

if corby’s little bitch ass weighs 165# then I fucked emma watson anal. 

8 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

I’m 215 pounds.

you fat fuck. 

I've seen Corby a few times in person and I'm not sure he weighed much more than 150. Maybe he's stronger than he appears but I don't get the impression he works out much

No way corby can lift that with his fucked up arm



I’m 6’4” and bang cocktail waitresses 2 at a time. 


and bolts of lightning from his arse

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I’m 6’4” and bang cocktail waitresses 2 at a time. 

If by cocktail waitresses you mean homeless guys at truck stops then I would agree with your statement
Your bullshit is really improving. You must be hanging out with Drew. 

Unfortunately yours isn’t, you must be hanging out with Sidney Carton
8 hours ago, CBT said:

No way corby can lift that with his fucked up arm

 

 

turns out Corby is Edwin Encarnacion 

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On 1/28/2020 at 12:43 PM, futureman said:

racist. 

Retracting.

That chimpanzee laugh warrants removal of his larynx. 

Gordon wireless ftw. 

That was peak wireless Gordo, just being fed nonsense and saying it incorrectly.

These guys are such effin pussies about the boat ride


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