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He’s grown on me over the years. He’s a steady guy that everyone seems to genuinely like. He’s not as funny as George, and doesn’t bring much comedy to the table, but there’s a lot to be said for being well liked in any organization. He could fit in with a lot of shows as a 2nd or 3rd wheel. 


George? He has to be the least funny guy in the ticket.
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I like Donnie. Nothing spectacular about him but he's solid and likeable, I think he does a good job filling in for any of the other shows. He and Sirois are great together, I wish Norm would hurry the fuck up and retire already, that 10-noon slot is absolutely perfect for a Donny, Sirois and Julie show

Jake is reticent to express his Longhorn fandom because he's overly sensitive about the fact that he didn't attend UT. Although he seemingly has no reservations about going all in on Tech with his wife being an alum. Which makes me wonder how she ended up there after growing up in Louisiana. 


She went to Tech because she’s not real smart. But smart enough to get the heck out of Louisiana.
9 hours ago, C-Man said:

Not to mention he's the only Longhorn fan at the station. I thought Jake used to be but he's not very vocal about it.

I always assumed he was a fan as a kid and the Vince years hit right when he was 18-20, but he didn't go there and doesn't have any real family ties to the university so he just kind of stopped caring much as he got older. 

He said it was his dream school, but he wasn't accepted from high school. So he applied and got into the CAP program and planned on attending, but after less than a year at UTA he decided to join up with friends at Texas St and never looked back. 

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14 hours ago, Catdaddyhorn said:

Jake is reticent to express his Longhorn fandom because he's overly sensitive about the fact that he didn't attend UT. Although he seemingly has no reservations about going all in on Tech with his wife being an alum. Which makes me wonder how she ended up there after growing up in Louisiana. 

I’m veering a bit off topic, but I’ve seen this from people over the years as well (I.e. closet fans because they didn’t attend).  I think it’s OK to be a fan of UT (or wherever) even if you didn’t go there, or even go to college. I’e met lots of UT fans who did not attend UT.

Simple needs to go home, he may still be sick  He's not getting it with this Astros fuckup.   Can't believe I'm agreeing with Craig Miller. 

55 minutes ago, AustinMT said:

I’m veering a bit off topic, but I’ve seen this from people over the years as well (I.e. closet fans because they didn’t attend).  I think it’s OK to be a fan of UT (or wherever) even if you didn’t go there, or even go to college. I’e met lots of UT fans who did not attend UT.

Especially with how damn impossible it is for kids to get in now. Off topic indeed but pretty much need t-shirt fan support going forward.   So I agree it's ok, unless it's Corby, because you can't flip flop support between teams in the same damn conference when you actually attended one of those schools.   I've seen his ass decked out in purple at a tailgate before Texas/TCU (the Charlie game they just destroyed us).

2 hours ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Certain fake voices, particularly Irvin, would indicate George is significantly funnier than Donovan. Don’t let red dirt Jub fool you. 

Well, we found out this morning that JubJub watches This Is Us.

1 hour ago, Skipper said:

Especially with how damn impossible it is for kids to get in now. Off topic indeed but pretty much need t-shirt fan support going forward.   So I agree it's ok, unless it's Corby, because you can't flip flop support between teams in the same damn conference when you actually attended one of those schools.   I've seen his ass decked out in purple at a tailgate before Texas/TCU (the Charlie game they just destroyed us).

He did go to TCU. That's better than his unabashed OU-fandom IMO.

2 hours ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Certain fake voices, particularly Irvin, would indicate George is significantly funnier than Donovan. Don’t let red dirt Jub fool you. 

Fake Hansen is damn good.   I'll give Simple that much.       

Donovan's neither funny or insightful.  He's like a less preachy Sean Adams (RIP). 

He did go to TCU. That's better than his unabashed OU-fandom IMO.


Hot women surrounding him for the last 20 years really.
18 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Well, we found out this morning that JubJub watches This Is Us.

He did go to TCU. That's better than his unabashed OU-fandom IMO.

Right.  I wouldn't have a problem with it if he didn't celebrate OU victories over TCU.  If you celebrate a Big 12 title against a school you attended, you should revoke any fandom of your actual school.

15 minutes ago, C-Man said:

He did go to TCU.

Which you'd never know if you didn't look closer, because he's forever dickriding sooner, because they win more, and corby is a front-running fair-weather fuckstain.  If Ou hit a rough patch and TCU got really good, he'd be saddling up to ride toad cock.  As far as fans go, he's the lowest of the low.

25 minutes ago, TriStone said:

Which you'd never know if you didn't look closer, because he's forever dickriding sooner, because they win more, and corby is a front-running fair-weather fuckstain.  If Ou hit a rough patch and TCU got really good, he'd be saddling up to ride toad cock.  As far as fans go, he's the lowest of the low.

Didn't he actually end up graduating from North Texas?

Jub is one of my favorite hosts.  I love the Father-Son dynamic him and Gordo have.  I can only assume anyone who thinks Jub is the least funny host on the Ticket hasn't listened to a second of Donny.

Ah I forgot about the impersonations. Ya funny. Carry on.

1 hour ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Fake Irvin is about the best fake voice out there.

not. even. close.

3 hours ago, pops said:

Didn't he actually end up graduating from North Texas?

That would be news to me. I was pretty sure he finished at TCU.

3 hours ago, pops said:

Didn't he actually end up graduating from North Texas?

This sounds vaguely familiar. Pretty sure he said that once. 

Has he ever discussed his OU fandom?  Does he have some sort of connection or were they just good when he was a kid?  I know Junior lived on OK for some time as a kid.

Yeah I remember him saying he had a paltry number of hours remaining at TCU when be started at the Ticket. I dont know if he ever graduated from North Texas(or anywhere else for that matter), but he didn't actually finish his degree at TCU

1 minute ago, Gene Parmesan said:

Has he ever discussed his OU fandom?  Does he have some sort of connection or were they just good when he was a kid?  I know Junior lived on OK for some time as a kid.

His family is from there and I think both his parents graduated from OU. He also grew up going to games there. Not sure why he chose TCU over OU. 

I didn't think he ever graduated from anywhere

 

I believe his parents/grandparents had OU ties, or were at least fans

Has he ever discussed his OU fandom?  Does he have some sort of connection or were they just good when he was a kid?  I know Junior lived on OK for some time as a kid.
I think his grandparents and other family lived in Oklahoma
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Fake Stallone talking about the soccer game in Victory is making me chuckle. 

No. Sigma Chi at TCU. 


I knew that. Doesn’t mean he didn’t have to finish somewhere else, though.
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It’s like they’re reading off this thread.

36 minutes ago, mdmost said:

It’s like they’re reading off this thread.

Some of those were posts from on here, weren't they?  

What's up with music on constant loop during commercial breaks? I'm using the app

Damn. RIP Beard.


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Those are ad spots where they don’t have ads.

I'm gonna declare for team Dan Paul.

Are y'all upset about the mean tweets reading? That was great. 

He also got Traces of Texas a shitload of new followers. Because of combo platter Tex-Mex history. 

They have worked with each other before, but not like this. I'm interested to see where it goes. 

I thought mean tweets was funny.

The concert calendar with Danny sucks. He basically picks one concert per night from somebody he likes and that’s it. He’ll play a song and they’ll talk about it, then onto the next night.

They need to do it like they did with Mike. 5 or 6 shows each night and just quick riffs on each. 

Other than that, solid week for HL 2.0. 

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3 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

They need to do it like they did with Mike. 5 or 6 shows each night and just quick riffs on each. 

Well, that's a bit hard to do since Danny thinks everything sucks except the bands he's friends with. 

Gotta admit the new lineups weren't bad at all this week.  I'm sure they'll get better the more they're together too.

1 hour ago, Jive Turkey said:

Danny sucks.

yes he sure does. 

On 2/14/2020 at 10:12 AM, Wally Pryor said:

Donovan's neither funny or insightful.  He's like a less preachy Sean Adams (RIP). 

Finding Donnie funny is subjective but he's at the very least super easy-going and always down for whatever the other guys are. I wouldn't put him in my top 5 ticket personalities but I see him as a good fit, a solid role player.

Sean Adams was a "good dude" but never in a million years would've done the upper decker bit. No one from Austin sports radio would ever try any ticket style bits, or even agree to go along with them probably.

Dan and Jake was decent after that first day for the little I listed to it. Tried to give the afternoon a shot but Corby is too big of a beating. Ruined Bob completely except for one stars segment I heard. Will just have to go back and find Bob centric segments on sports and ignore the rest. 

2 hours ago, Drew said:

Gotta admit the new lineups weren't bad at all this week.

Not true at all.  You, Jr Miller and Beeper Rex are all still in the line up of this thread.

On 2/15/2020 at 2:25 PM, Junior Miller said:

Dan and Jake was decent after that first day for the little I listed to it. Tried to give the afternoon a shot but Corby is too big of a beating. Ruined Bob completely except for one stars segment I heard. Will just have to go back and find Bob centric segments on sports and ignore the rest. 

I feel like everything with Corby is hella contrived. From the way he laughs ridiculously hard at any and everything to the stories and anecdotes he obviously makes up or artificially creates, he just comes off as inauthentic to me. I hope Bob stops deferring to him as much as he did this past week. 

On 2/14/2020 at 11:33 PM, cactusflinthead said:

I'm gonna declare for team Dan Paul.

Are y'all upset about the mean tweets reading? That was great. 

He also got Traces of Texas a shitload of new followers. Because of combo platter Tex-Mex history. 

They have worked with each other before, but not like this. I'm interested to see where it goes. 

i would love to see that be a reoccurring segment - even if it is just like 1x a month

Gordon is out sick again, I presume? I'm off today so slept in a little bit and turned on the app about 9:30, then rolled it back an hour and heard Junes say Sirois was in for Gordo.

They said he'd be back tomorrow, so I assume vacation. And, I agree, Sirois has been good. 

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