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19 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Gordon is out sick again, I presume? I'm off today so slept in a little bit and turned on the app about 9:30, then rolled it back an hour and heard Junes say Sirois was in for Gordo.

i thought i heard Junior say he was he was out on vacation but maybe I heard wrong

Anybody else notice Junior uses the word "weird" about 50 times a day?  If it was a drinking game, we would all be drunk by 7:00am........

12 minutes ago, NateHitch said:

Who does the fake mark Cuban? Was that George?

no, gordo called in from vacation to do it.  and george always sits out the segment whenever gordon does it. 

whats the over under on how long it will take corby to make it about ou?  1 minute?

3 hours ago, NOMAAA said:

whats the over under on how long it will take corby to make it about ou?  1 minute?

Under

On 2/15/2020 at 2:34 PM, Surly Bevo said:

Not true at all.  You, Jr Miller and Beeper Rex are all still in the line up of this thread.

Jesus don't compare me with those clowns.  And you're just stuck in the mud if you really think the shows weren't at least solid last week after the shock wore off.

Midget Kyler jokes not going out of style.

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10 years ago already since he last played for Texas. Christ, we've suck for 10 years. 

9 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

I was told by Joe Tessitore in ‘15 and Sam Ehlinger in ‘19 that we were back. 

and for two brief moments in time, we were.

1 minute ago, Dr. Beeper said:

uninspired Georgia team

literally fuck your own face.

Y'all should fuck each other's faces actually. 

With that strap-on from Se7en.

34 minutes ago, threesheets said:

Y'all should fuck each other's faces actually. 

With that strap-on from Se7en.

if you ever once in your life posted legitimate radio ratings from a reputable source I would let myself get pegged by rex's mother.

I love how we act like that’s not a thing. It was evident. Those two teams play 10 times, Georgia wins 8. We got lucky. 
I'm glad I didn't watch that game from your weak beta-cuck perspective. I bet the 2005 NC game was terrible for you too, instead of celebrating you were calculating how many times we would have lost if we could replay the game over and over.

damn, gordo was on campus yesterday paying homage to charles whitman.

That 100 pt Houston Tulsa game referenced had Dr Phil playing for Tulsa. The Tulsa team was absolutely wrecked by a nasty virus and seriously considered canceling but Yeoman told Tulsa they’d cut em some slack if things got out of hand.... then they returned a punt for a td and kicked the pat to hit 100 in the waning moments.

i hope Monty gets the producer job on Dan and Jake.  he's a solid.  and up for bits.

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So Dan got Proudboy Nitkowski in the divorce. 

3 minutes ago, mdmost said:

So Dan got Proudboy Nitkowski in the divorce. 

he just blocked you on twitter for saying this.

Not sure I’d classify mine as hate... despite being informative he’s quite uninteresting

21 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Someone explain the hate for CJ Nit. I honestly don’t know. 

ProudBoy

Dan seems like he's openly pouting about the new situation.  I've always hated him though, so maybe it's just my bias.

27 minutes ago, nolongerU2horn said:

ProudBoy

Before I knew this he was a punch out. He's got a big bag of meh. Radio oatmeal. Sure, it's filling in the empty space, but there are better, tastier options. 

38 minutes ago, fellside said:

Dan seems like he's openly pouting about the new situation.  I've always hated him though, so maybe it's just my bias.

i dont hear that at all.  but i have always liked dan.

new p1s hate dan.  the old p1s appreciate the hell out of him. 

31 minutes ago, futureman said:

new p1s hate dan.  the old p1s appreciate the hell out of him. 

south park thank you GIF

 

 

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don’t feel bad.  all of us were new p1s at some point. 

4 minutes ago, futureman said:

don’t feel bad.  all of us were new p1s at some point. 

Ehh fuck it. Yeah sure Dan's great.

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1 hour ago, futureman said:

don’t feel bad.  all of us were new p1s at some point. 

Day 1 bitch. 

Yea but now you post fake news.

35 minutes ago, threesheets said:

Day 1 bitch. 

ok boomer. 

Jake & Dan were pretty funny on Free 4 All tonight. It's fun to watch Dan make Doocy squirm. Discussing Chaka Khan's butchering of the National Anthem and Dan notes Doocy is a singer. Sam asks Doocy to sing a line and he says it disrespectful to only sing part of it. Dan asks Doocy if they yelled "STARS!" when she got to that part and Doocy immediately said "And we'll be back after this!"

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18 hours ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Someone explain the hate for CJ Nit. I honestly don’t know. 

extremely thin skinned human being who is generally regarded as an asshole (look at what people said about him before he came to the Rangers) 

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Lee Harvey Oswald never cashed this check "cause he was taken from us." 

3 hours ago, NoName said:

extremely thin skinned human being who is generally regarded as an asshole (look at what people said about him before he came to the Rangers) 

He's lucky he didn't get fired the first year he was with the Rangers IIRC. Something about a ill-advised tweet.

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Listen for a hint of Sports Panties in his voice when you next hear the at every break Michael Bloomberg ad. 

I'm your constant political companion...Sports Panties. 

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How many times will this make it for Jan McDowell to lose a Congressional race? 3?

30 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

I’ve never understood Sports Panties. It’s funny, I just don’t know what I’m laughing at. 

Same. The voice is hysterical.

Csb/

Sent my buddy a cameo from sirios. It. Was. Fucking. Awesome. He might be my new leader. At least co-pilot behind gordo. 

/Csb. 

23 minutes ago, pops said:

Csb/

Sent my buddy a cameo from sirios. It. Was. Fucking. Awesome. He might be my new leader. At least co-pilot behind gordo. 

/Csb. 

was it that awesome?

19 minutes ago, futureman said:

was it that awesome?

Yes

Wait until you hear his song about jake at ticketstock. 

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