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Gordon killed it in the rhymer segments. 

That’s great. Sirois song was great too.

Gordon killed it in the rhymer segments. 


Rhymer’s dead
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I'm going to preface this by saying it takes a lot of balls to get up in front of a crowd of people and sing songs. But the Rhyner doing Post Malone. People think that was good? He sounds like he's singing with peanut butter in his mouth. Am I wrong, guys?

It sounded ok when I watched someone stream on periscope but hearing the soundboard audio was...yeah yikes

If we're judging by singing ability then there are very few good Timewasters songs. The greatness is being there in person, several drinks in and expectations set to minimum. Sirois was so bad it was great.

21 hours ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Is John in Plano not one of the best moments in Ticket history?  So many hilarious moments. My favorite part is @Grubes subtle “Appreciate ya pal” Norm drop after John states over and over be regularly listens to Norm. 
 

John In Plano

Greatness.  Back when Rhyner was so much more engaged.  And @Grubes was so genius.  Ah, the good ole days...

I'm going to preface this by saying it takes a lot of balls to get up in front of a crowd of people and sing songs. But the Rhyner doing Post Malone. People think that was good? He sounds like he's singing with peanut butter in his mouth. Am I wrong, guys?


Man, I love Rhynes. Always will. But he doesn’t even carry Petty tunes all that well. And I dig seeing Petty Theft.
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Catching up on the app. Fucking Midland as the biggest show of the week, George? I love the Musers but that is consistently the worst segment they do all week next to Peter King. 

"If you're up on what's going on in music..."

19 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Catching up on the app. Fucking Midland as the biggest show of the week, George? I love the Musers but that is consistently the worst segment they do all week next to Peter King. 

Then he rips fernando's lack of music acumen. Geezus, george. Listen to anything you've ever done. 

Midland lmfao

Comparing get in prices of the two shows, $75 for midland and $200 for eagles. Not even considering the capacity of each venue

Had never heard of Midland until that segment, sounded like generic country

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The backbend Jub made after it was labeled generic was pretty entertaining. Oh no, not generic. They're capturing an old country sound. Internal Jub is definitely that hayseed with a fiddle who was playing at Ticketstock. 

Saw midland at longhorn city limits. Thought they sounded like shitty George strait songs he decided not to release and they looked like Marty Mcfly in back to the future 3.

Saw midland at longhorn city limits. Thought they sounded like shitty George strait songs he decided not to release and they looked like Marty Mcfly in back to the future 3.

3 hours ago, mdmost said:

Catching up on the app. Fucking Midland as the biggest show of the week, George? I love the Musers but that is consistently the worst segment they do all week next to Peter King. 

Peter King is worse by a mile. At least you get some comedy from Gordo from time to time though that's gone down precipitously of late. I love using Gordo's sarcastic "Thaaaaaaaank Yoooooooou" when something shitty comes on the radio and my wife is in earshot. Haven't heard ABBA in awhile either.

But George isn't entirely wrong. Midland is a decent-sized modern country act. The music is pretty benign, somewhere between Nashville's poppy bro-country shit and the stuff we like. It's not terrible. It's also not a bigger show than the Eagles and I fuckin' hate the Eagles, man. Personally, he should've voted for Opeth.

I guess doing a shitty Keith Whitley impersonation gives you old school cred these days. Go Midland.

And the Timewasters are fucking awful. Top to bottom.  Good on some of y'all for making these dudes feel good, standing in the crowd at the plano center with a little tear in the corner of your eye. "This is so great!"

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Always happy for a shot at George with a reference to The Zookeeper. #neverforget #gamechanger

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I'm telling you. The hayseed who stood onstage with the fiddle, overalls, and straw hat is really who he is inside. 

Jesus Christ Simple George. What a fucking xenophobic pussy


It’s amazing really
I guess doing a shitty Keith Whitley impersonation gives you old school cred these days. Go Midland.
And the Timewasters are fucking awful. Top to bottom.  Good on some of y'all for making these dudes feel good, standing in the crowd at the plano center with a little tear in the corner of your eye. "This is so great!"


Court Boat is pretty fucking great, though.
Jesus Christ Simple George. What a fucking xenophobic pussy
Haven't been listening this morning. What did I miss?
Haven't been listening this morning. What did I miss?


He’s going to Cabo this weekend and did a whole segment about how he’s only spent the night outside the US two times in his life, a Cowboys trip to London and a Stars trip to Montreal.

I keep wondering if simple is doing a bit because he can't really be that dumb in meetings, can he? 

But then you can hear the immediate tension when Gordon says something to get under his skin and I think maybe he really is that fucking simple. 

2 minutes ago, pops said:

But then you can hear the immediate tension when Gordon says something to get under his skin and I think maybe he really is that fucking simple. 

george reacting to gordo is a bit they've had for 25 years. 

2 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

Jesus Christ Simple George. What a fucking xenophobic pussy

i'll take simple george all day over pissy junior demanding to be correct about highway 80 not being an interstate. 

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Well, you're aggy so liking simple things makes sense. 

6 minutes ago, bizzle said:

i'll take simple george all day over pissy junior demanding to be correct about highway 80 not being an interstate. 

highway 80 isn't an interstate.

Hardline is gonna get the Musers treatment.  from E-News to Community Quick Hits, they're gonna have 3 to 4 minute commercial breaks.

Edited by Jive Turkey

Hardline is gonna get the Musers treatment.  from E-News to Community Quick Hits, they're gonna have 3 to 4 minute commercial breaks.

Which is th way it should be
5 hours ago, nolongerU2horn said:

Davey in for Jake with Dan today

Quality as expected.

2 hours ago, Dr. Beeper said:

 I wouldn’t go to Mexico (anywhere) if you paid me right now, and I’ve been dozens of times including each of the last 2 years. 

<<hand wank>>

how long did it take leonardo dicaprio to paint the moaning lisa?

14 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

What's that procedure called?  Adadictomy

jeez...

you don’t think she doesn’t smell like a... decaying mule in a cheese shop?

Mike Doocy's anyhoo's and constant self deprecation is such a beating

hahaha I was about to post that Doocy is great. Better with the Musers, but Dan is such a professional, anyone can fit in seamlessly. 

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