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  • Still going with that bit? What if I gave you a shoutout from my verified (cue Vivaldi) Twitter account?   

  • He looks like mark mcgwire fucked Tom kite.

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3 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Nobody cares what you think, ever. 

You sure spend a ton of time caring about what I say. Some might even say it rises to the level of obsessive. It's a little uncomfortable like I feel I should help you or at least donate money to charities that help people like you. 

1 hour ago, threesheets said:

Was just coming here to post that @mdmost/@C-Man.  When he has to carry the show it's pure fucking greatness.

Yep. Which is why the Rant was the single best show the Ticket has ever aired. 

When all 3 Musers are there, Gordo spends too much time with Junes ganging up on Jub.  It gets old. He couldn’t  do that today and it was gold. Just working with Jub instead of against him. 

32 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

the Rant was the single best show the Ticket has ever aired. 

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Julie casually dropped in a docking that had me rolling pretty good today. Gold

3 hours ago, Continental Op said:

You two need to just dock and get it over with.

They're way ahead of ya.

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Corby watched the trailer for the Tom Hanks movie, where he's the captain of a ship protecting a convey from German U-boats. Corby says that Hanks is in a sub going up against the U-boats and the trailer is awesome. The trailer shows him in a boat above the water shooting the boats guns at the subs that are under the water. Is it really that hard?

3 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

Yep. Which is why the Rant was the single best show the Ticket has ever aired. 

When all 3 Musers are there, Gordo spends too much time with Junes ganging up on Jub.  It gets old. He couldn’t  do that today and it was gold. Just working with Jub instead of against him. 

I loved the Rant -- it was perfect for driving around doing errands on a Saturday morning, usually while nursing a hangover. I don't think I could handle it five days a week during the work week.

I agree with you on Gordo ganging up on Jub. He alternately goes in on Junes quite a bit, usually with the gay angle. When it's just Gordo + 1 he isn't constantly trying to shoot the show's wheels off.

The Rant was legendary. If anything for those of you who never heard it, you should believe it because us Ticket nerds that did are still talking about and pining for a show that hasn’t been on the air in...what, at least 13 years?

Also it’s time for TC to release all of The Rant recordings he has collected.

Ted Foogent

Alan Parkinson's Project

I Shart the Sheriff 

 

Danny wasted a perfect Reconsider Lounge act with a quick throwaway line.

Sir Miggs-a-Lot

3 hours ago, mdleast said:

The Rant was legendary. If anything for those of you who never heard it, you should believe it because us Ticket nerds that did are still talking about and pining for a show that hasn’t been on the air in...what, at least 13 years?

Jump to 9:45 for the greatest theme song on The Little Ticket.

https://www.theunticket.com/the-rant-reunited/

This national filler show with the girls that plays Sunday lunch hours is the absolute worst thing that comes on the station. I would rather listen to junior miller breakdown his fake nerf b-ball league playoff scenarios.

13 minutes ago, bluto said:

This national filler show with the girls that plays Sunday lunch hours is the absolute worst thing that comes on the station. I would rather listen to junior miller breakdown his fake nerf b-ball league playoff scenarios.

I didn't make it to a second segment. Horribad 

It comes on right after wip. The gals are based out of Houston so that makes even more sense why they suck SO bad

I just watched the video of jer performing 'court boat' at ticketstock.  sometimes I forget how unbelievably fat that guy is.  why won't he do SOTA?  also, why won't simple do SOTA?  why are there still fat fucks at the ticket when they could get state of the art weight loss solutions for free?

97% of my body has never had lotion on it /sirois 

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sometimes 3.5%, sometimes 4%

The business speak stuff was good for maybe 5 minutes not 30 minutes. Throwaway day can’t win them all I guess. 

What the actual fuck is going on? Fix this shit, Rich!

Chef Shan with the brisket y'all!

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I hear Jean Jacques Taylor has a great wings recipe featuring a secret ingredient that really brings out the flavor, so much so that you really want to shove them in your face. 

Gordon sounds like he gets the same pleasure toying with Donovan as he does Simple. 

17 hours ago, C-Man said:

BBQ from somebody at The FAN:

 

wait. people INJECT briskets?

 

the comments are fun.  his skin is thinner than the smoke ring on that brisket. 

New York style

how many of you assholes can drive a manual transmission?

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The manual thing always seems like a bit that Gordo does to complicate his life in ways that don't make sense. Having a manual sports car is one thing. Having a manual truck, I guess. Having a manual sedan, you're just an asshole. 

how many of you assholes can drive a manual transmission?


I can

I tried to get my truck in manual and there wasn't a single one in Texas. Would have had to order from the factory. Too bad manuals are being phased out, I've always liked them

15 minutes ago, mdmost said:

The manual thing always seems like a bit that Gordo does to complicate his life in ways that don't make sense. Having a manual sports car is one thing. Having a manual truck, I guess. Having a manual sedan, you're just an asshole. 

tend to agree.

22 minutes ago, mdmost said:

The manual thing always seems like a bit that Gordo does to complicate his life in ways that don't make sense. Having a manual sports car is one thing. Having a manual truck, I guess. Having a manual sedan, you're just an asshole. 

They don't even make normal sedans with manuals these days

35 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Having a manual sedan, you're just an asshole. 

Manual Sedan is a good band name.  I'm thinking a cover band that does 80's easy listening.

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16 minutes ago, Sparky said:

Manual Sedan

Hey guys!

1 hour ago, Sparky said:

Manual Sedan

Hola!

Tonight at Reconsider Loumge, a Hamilton cover band composed of fussy drivers: Lin Manuel Sedan Miranda

4 minutes ago, Continental Op said:

Tonight at Reconsider Loumge, a Hamilton cover band composed of fussy drivers: Lin Manuel Sedan Miranda

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Continuing with the manual transmission talk, I love driving them -- so long as you don't get caught in bad traffic.

Yes it is, and the Curb music was dead on.

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No, that's good Killer. 

Good?

Didn’t realize how much Bob had cleaned up the Hardline in his short time there. Been out the last couple days and Corby is back to making that show suck shit by doing segments like “who was drunker?”.

I flipped over to G-bag nation

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Continuing with the manual transmission talk, I love driving them -- so long as you don't get caught in bad traffic.
This is my deal with standard. My first car was manual but I can't imagine dealing with that during my daily commute.
11 minutes ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

Didn’t realize how much Bob had cleaned up the Hardline in his short time there. Been out the last couple days and Corby is back to making that show suck shit by doing segments like “who was drunker?”.

I flipped over to G-bag nation

Your loss. While I agree that Bob has brought a little "parenting" to that show, the "Who Is Drunker?" audio was a fun trip down memory lane. Sirois was hammer-wasted on his Twitch channel.

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