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nobody listens to the fan.  a thread wouldn’t make any sense. 

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On 3/13/2020 at 10:36 PM, futureman said:

nobody listens to the fan.  a thread wouldn’t make any sense. 

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Someone apparently does.  Here's more round earth bullshit for you @Dr. Beeper.

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… in January’s radio ratings, The Ticket’s troubling trend continued.

In Nielsen Audio ratings for Jan. 2-29, the once-dynastic station again slumped behind 105.3 The Fan and placed none of its main shows among DFW’s Top 5 in the coveted category of Men aged 25-54. 

Overall (Mon.-Fri. 6 a.m.-7 p.m.), The Ticket finished 8th with a 3.6 rating, well behind The Fan (3rd, 5.9). As for individual shows, The Fan continued to hold healthy leads in mornings (4.5-3.8), middays (6.8-3.5) and afternoons (6.1-3.3). 

https://www.si.com/nfl/cowboys/news/whitts-end-new-dfw-radio-ratings-cowboys-coronavirus-plans-no-stick-to-sports-right-now

So she's a whore then.  That might ring a bell I guess.  So many people on this site talking about what they did to so and so's mom last night that I guess it never registered.  

DP. 

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South Austin's mom loved it though.

I started listening to work in progress a few months ago.  I now think it’s the second best show on the station behind the musers. 

3 hours ago, threesheets said:

So she's a whore then.

Whores charge.

The ticket missed a huge opportunity years ago when they could have had paired mike rhyner and david wilonsky amd then had either Danny or Corby do the yuck monkey producer.

 

Can you imagine all the great dallas centric stories those two could have opined about? I wouldn’t have missed an episode, it would have kept Mike engaged and those guys are both great storytellers.

 

Also, after listening this morning, I wish the fake Michael Irvin but would run it’s course before Covid 19 does...

46 minutes ago, Mileslong said:

The ticket missed a huge opportunity years ago when they could have had paired mike rhyner and david wilonsky amd then had either Danny or Corby do the yuck monkey producer.

 

Can you imagine all the great dallas centric stories those two could have opined about? I wouldn’t have missed an episode, it would have kept Mike engaged and those guys are both great storytellers.

 

Also, after listening this morning, I wish the fake Michael Irvin but would run it’s course before Covid 19 does...

Mike wasn't consistently engaged most of the last 5+ years - let's not act like that has more to do with the co-host than it does with him personally.

Mike wasn't consistently engaged most of the last 5+ years - let's not act like that has more to do with the co-host than it does with him personally.

I think it had a lot to do with who he was paired with. You could tell the difference when he was paired with guest hosts, much more engaged and engaged mike was greatness.

I've known Robert a long time and love him on the radio, but I don't think him and Mike as a permanent pairing would have done well over any significant period of time. 

17 minutes ago, Mileslong said:


I think it had a lot to do with who he was paired with. You could tell the difference when he was paired with guest hosts, much more engaged and engaged mike was greatness.

agree totally and completely with the bolded part but at a certain point you have to have personal pride and not just ride in, be present for 2-3 segments over a 4 hour timeslot, collect a paycheck and ride out. 

Blake is the new BAD radio producer.  Well I guess it's not Killer is all I have to say about that.

Just now, Sparky said:

Blake is the new BAD radio producer.  Well I guess it's not Killer is all I have to say about that.

Mike's twink.  Hmmm.  He's ok.  Would have preferred someone who could contribute more, like Monty or Medellin.  But oh well.  Not Killer.

On 3/15/2020 at 10:27 AM, Dr. Beeper said:

I don’t doubt those numbers. I’m just fucking with you. Like a mini South Austin’s mom meme. Lighten up Francis. 

Lulz rex got his shit pushed in and tried to play it off like he's joking. Fucking aggy

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4 hours ago, threesheets said:

I've known Robert a long time and love him on the radio, but I don't think him and Mike as a permanent pairing would have done well over any significant period of time. 

It would have with the 65-85 crowd. Reminiscing about tales of Dallas of yore

Yeah everything that guy just said is bullshit. 

Yeah you posted again and of course it’s completely wrong. You have a batting average of .995 of being wrong, amazing.
Wilonsky and Rhyner. It’s a decent fill in show but a terrible idea for a “let’s revamp the station” initiative, much less a regular show in normal times. 
And then you double down by suggesting Fake Irvin isn’t funny. You’re an angry, unfunny little man. 

Let me guess who you would want, Donny and Sirois right?

Once again 100% wrong.

I’ll stack up my humorous posts over the years against yours anytime moron. I’m also not little, again wrong. You’re like the branding iron of shaggy Texas.



And then you double down by suggesting Fake Irvin isn’t funny.


Fake Irvin is a tier 3 character. The voice is great. The problem is that George isn't funny so therefore fake Irvin isn't funny.
The bits are written, probably with heavy doses of Gordo influence. It’s definitely a Tier 1 character. 
Good god, after berating someone for doubling down you do the same and then make shit up bout Gordo influencing the fake Irvin character? There isn't an ounce of Gordo present in the fake Irvin. The only redeeming bit about the fake Irvin is when Gordo joins in with fake Jerry, or whoever else. Just stop while you're behind.
1 hour ago, Mileslong said:

I’m also not little, again wrong.

false.  you've always been a little bitch.

false.  you've always been a little bitch.

You need your ass kicked
Just now, Mileslong said:


You need your ass kicked

come at me, bro

come at me, bro

You’re such a faget hiding behind your keyboard
12 hours ago, Mileslong said:

Also, after listening this morning, I wish the fake Michael Irvin but would run it’s course before Covid 19 does...

George kept letting his normal simple jub accent in over the fake Irvin voice. And I apologize since I’m new to the Ticket last couple years so maybe I missed greatness, but it also wasn’t very funny and went on way too long. 

1 hour ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Maybe you should go some place else for your sportstalk. Fake Irvin is great. 

I love how tough miles is. A true no-nonsense ass beater. Future he’d assrape you. 

I mean I listen to the ticket for the non sports talk since I don’t root for any Dallas teams. I thought the drops of fake Irvin were funny, but hearing 6-8 minutes of it was kind of a let down, but I chalk it up to them running it into the ground.

3 hours ago, Mileslong said:

You’re such a faget

 

3 hours ago, Continental Op said:

 gay ass 


this is 2020, fellas.  grow up. 

man the good is a self-righteous prick.

Lots of good opportunity for the lil ticket to start beating the fan again (who gives a shit) from this broadcast from home deal. 

This is a huge opportunity for the little Ticket to shine. They reside in the unconventional, hell they thrive in it. Homebound, Campound, IDGAF. Chicken shit into chicken salad time, boys!

Good lord george get ahold of yourself. 

I looked up that place because the way he was acting it sounds like some dynamite P food.  Looks like generic suburban strip mall food, which is fitting for him.

That was a bit much.  Unless one of the workers told him a heartbreaking story throwing down a 100 dollar bill as a tip doesn't require waterworks.

24 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

That was a bit much.  Unless one of the workers told him a heartbreaking story throwing down a 100 dollar bill as a tip doesn't require waterworks.

Guessing it was a 20. 

George is secretly crying because jubjam got canceled, the rest of us are jumping for joy...

The Law Boat sing is greatness. Big strong Jer is funnier than Donnie and a 10 times better singer than George

This continual cycling talk is making we want the coronavirus. 

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