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I think Dan and Jake are still doing shows at the Mothership but I haven't paid that close of attention. I'd imagine of all the hosts, Dan is the one who most can't be in house during this time. 

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16 minutes ago, C-Man said:

None of the shows are being done at the Mothership at this point?

Corby tried to do it at his house yesterday but ofc course he fucked it up so he drove back in to the mothership during one of the first segments. Bob was at home. 

comeon, Danny totally scooped the Michael Jackson death

Rhyner predicted the TET Offensive.


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1 hour ago, mdmost said:

I think Dan and Jake are still doing shows at the Mothership but I haven't paid that close of attention. I'd imagine of all the hosts, Dan is the one who most can't be in house during this time. 

why do you say that?  by all accounts dan is a pretty big family man.

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Dan doesn't strike me as someone who likes his routine altered. 

2 hours ago, NateHitch said:

That impromptu Quincy Carter interview was greatness

missed it.  tell me they called quincy on the air.

Just randomly too. Apparently Quincy put his phone number out on Twitter for some reason so they decided to call it to see if it was really him. Was a damn good segment, I think a weekly or bimonthly Quarantine with Quincy segment could work

15 minutes ago, futureman said:

did he sound sober?

Yep. I think he said 13 years clean. 

Quincy actually gave an apology for his past behavior, which Dan kinda cut him off gently and told him the apology wasn't necessary; he wanted the call to be positive.

Dan asked if they could check back with him; Quincy said sure, but asked for some warning next timed.

yeah, apparently one Quincy's buddies ran his Twitter and that dude put Q's phone number on there.  his buddy then warned him.  he's like, "You may get some weird calls."  Dan and Jake called, and greatness ensued.

3 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

yeah, apparently one Quincy's buddies ran his Twitter and that dude put Q's phone number on there. 

Close, one was running it then Quincy tried to take over and put it out. I have to say Quarantine with Quincy was a pretty good segment. I wouldn't mind some movie reviews and such.

On 3/25/2020 at 10:26 AM, mdmost said:

I think Dan and Jake are still doing shows at the Mothership but I haven't paid that close of attention. I'd imagine of all the hosts, Dan is the one who most can't be in house during this time. 

Dan and Jake are doing the show from Dan's house.  Dan talked about it during Wake and Jake.

self induced penile regurgitation.

makin stomach pancakes.

adjusting the antenna.

firing off some knuckle children.

shoot a lil putty at the moon. 

1 hour ago, NOMAAA said:

self induced penile regurgitation.

makin stomach pancakes.

adjusting the antenna.

firing off some knuckle children.

shoot a lil putty at the moon. 

Shaking hands with the unemployed

(stomach pancakes was my favorite, though) LULZ

nut liquor beat donkey punch for the E-Brake.  i thought that was an upset.

and Clarence was hysterical.

Hey, big dumb Danny...Abbot temporarily changed the law. You can sell mixed drinks with food to go for the time being. 

17 minutes ago, pops said:

Hey, big dumb Danny...Abbot temporarily changed the law. You can sell mixed drinks with food to go for the time being. 

I saw something about the TABC disagreeing. See if I can find it. 

https://www.dallasobserver.com/restaurants/texas-coronavirus-lockdown-restaurants-bars-tabc-alcohol-sales-to-go-delivery-11893530

And here

https://dallas.culturemap.com/news/restaurants-bars/03-26-20-tabc-drinks-to-go-coronavirus/

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Just now, futureman said:

fuck the TABC

with a spiked french tickler

Just now, pops said:

Then I guess I'm the big dumb one. 

No Abbott is the dumbass. in his statement he said mixed drinks so of course everybody in the fucking world takes that to mean cocktails. Last weekend I picked up a margarita to go because a restaurant assumed the same thing. 

This is why we can't have nice things. The TABC is that guy on the Titanic scolding people for not strictly adhering to policy while all hell is breaking loose.
No Abbott is the dumbass. in his statement he said mixed drinks so of course everybody in the fucking world takes that to mean cocktails. Last weekend I picked up a margarita to go because a restaurant assumed the same thing. 
Oh look, another shit post by you. Abbott is trying to help businesses survive while he simultaneously tries to put out a hundred other fires. The TABC is the one that needs to quit playing over-excited mall cop and let the small shit slide.
3 hours ago, NateHitch said:
3 hours ago, Junior Miller said:
No Abbott is the dumbass. in his statement he said mixed drinks so of course everybody in the fucking world takes that to mean cocktails. Last weekend I picked up a margarita to go because a restaurant assumed the same thing. 

Oh look, another shit post by you. Abbott is trying to help businesses survive while he simultaneously tries to put out a hundred other fires. The TABC is the one that needs to quit playing over-excited mall cop and let the small shit slide.

So then either Abbott is such a big idiot he didn't know he can't override TABC law with his waiver or he can override it but refuses to do so. 

So he's either a fucking idiot who doesn't know his own power limits or a fucking asshole who could help restaurants more by standing down TABC temporarily but refuses to do so. 

Either way your post attacking me is unwarranted. 

So then either Abbott is such a big idiot he didn't know he can't override TABC law with his waiver or he can override it but refuses to do so. 
So he's either a fucking idiot who doesn't know his own power limits or a fucking asshole who could help restaurants more by standing down TABC temporarily but refuses to do so. 
Either way your post attacking me is unwarranted. 
Craig Miller is witty and fun. People like him and want to be around him, his personality is contagious, he's just a likable guy. No one wants him to die a slow, painful death from the covid. We'll never know why you decided to name your forum handle after him but you are his polar opposite, everything about you is a beating. You are to this forum what coronavirus is to the world.
6 hours ago, NateHitch said:

The TABC is that guy on the Titanic scolding people for not strictly adhering to policy while all hell is breaking loose.

Perfect fucking analogy.

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15 hours ago, pops said:

Then I guess I'm the big dumb one. 

Maybe not.

Shhhhh. Don't ask 

Note the time stamp. Perhaps they can get by with the seal on the milk jug. It's at least as difficult to open as a pop top.

So, in my estimation the TABC can kindly fuck off.

I missed the end of the hardline yesterday.  anyone remember the reconsider lounge?

58 minutes ago, futureman said:

I missed the end of the hardline yesterday.  anyone remember the reconsider lounge?

I forgot the setup but one band was Don't Fear the Queefer 

22 hours ago, Matuka said:

I forgot the setup but one band was Don't Fear the Queefer 

Queefs of the Stone Age was another.  

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Two things: Ralphie sounds like he's coked up. Joel Klatt will be on the HL tomorrow.

Glad I'm running behind on the stream so I could skip the slobbery blowjob of Jack White, Eddie Vedder, and Bill Simmons.

Ralphie definitely sounded amped up; I felt  a little uncomfortable.

And four, getting real tired of tiger king talk. 

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Go someplace else for your non-Tiger King talk. 

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3 hours ago, mdmost said:

 Ralphie sounds like he's coked up.

maybe he was, maybe he wasn’t.  one thing’s for sure, though, he’s a spare and he’s always been a spare. 

Wake up and the first GD thing I hear is more tiger people talk. What is the fascination with white trash reality shows?

Musers are broadcasting from Gordo’s house. Thanks Feherty

Feherty with some great lines about the Musers

  • Gordo is watching a movie only he can see
  • Junior looks like Jerry Seinfield had sex with a squirrel 
  • Jub looks like he needs more fiber in his diet

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1 hour ago, Fudbelty said:

Musers are broadcasting from Gordo’s house. Thanks Feherty

That sent them stumbling. It was funny. 

The Quotable Gordo (during Biggest Show):


“It sounds like montage music for someone building a haunted house”

2 hours ago, Fudbelty said:

Musers are broadcasting from Gordo’s house. Thanks Feherty

I missed it,   what was said?

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