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Well I'd hope the Fan is kicking Surly's non-existent radio station's ass in the ratings. 

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  • And I did. Just because it's "the way it is" doesn't mean it's not disappointing when the time comes to accept that the business is the business. The Ticket is an incredible thing. There's a reas

  • Still going with that bit? What if I gave you a shoutout from my verified (cue Vivaldi) Twitter account?   

  • He looks like mark mcgwire fucked Tom kite.

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2 minutes ago, Junior Miller said:

So when a competitor starts kicking your ass in the ratings I guess it's only normal to start obsessing over them

I wouldn’t call the ticket a competitor; they’ve always dominated the fan.  and I also wouldn’t say the fan really obsesses over the ticket; they know they are the little brother. 

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Oh the irony of Greggo acting angry about someone being evasive about drug use. 

Oh the irony of Greggo acting angry about someone being evasive about drug use. 

I’m behind cause I stream but lol that was the first thing that I thought.
34 minutes ago, Speedtrucker said:


I’m behind cause I stream but lol that was the first thing that I thought.

when did they say it

dont see any harm in george getting teared up about this.

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Yeah, I don't fault him for tearing up about John Prine. Especially if he was a massive influence on him. If you asked me to get on the radio and do a segment on Bill Withers, I'd tear up just like Jub. 

Was it just me or did anyone else hear a little Skinlanin (sp?) at the end when George said “it’s so sad”?

I can’t believe george would make fun of the fact that you were adopted.  I think it’s lovely; you are wanted, jer.  I mean, not by the original people but, eventually...

Junior Miller (surly version, not Ticket version) is coming for some of y'all mofos after he greases his wife.  Look out! 

On 4/7/2020 at 2:34 PM, Dr. Beeper said:

Junior Miller: Cunt. 

 

2 hours ago, Continental Op said:

Junior Miller (surly version, not Ticket version) is coming for some of y'all mofos after he greases his wife.  Look out! 

Was coming here to direct folks to his meltdown last night on the "I think I have COVID-19" thread on Daily Texan. I don't think he's resurfaced since, has he?

2 hours ago, C-Man said:

 

Was coming here to direct folks to his meltdown last night on the "I think I have COVID-19" thread on Daily Texan. I don't think he's resurfaced since, has he?

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meh, it’s a bad bit.  he’s a massive pussy and too much of a simple-minded coward to hurt himself.  and I doubt he has a wife.  he’ll be back here in short order to dish out more of his stupid bullshit. 

2 hours ago, futureman said:

meh, it’s a bad bit.  he’s a massive pussy and too much of a simple-minded coward to hurt himself.  and I doubt he has a wife.  he’ll be back here in short order to dish out more of his stupid bullshit. 

A kid can dream, though. 

1 hour ago, Dr. Beeper said:

You have dreams about a rando message board poster murdering his wife for “disobeying” him?  

Don't you?

norm is still referring to jeff okudah as “odukah” in his draft segments.  at first I thought it was funny but it’s starting to bother me now.  I may have to finally sign up for twitter just to cuss his dumb geriatric ass out.  stupid motherfucker. 

dan with the walkoff homer to end the mix.  wow.

more like "my wife must drink a lot of diet soda."

Tapa doing tapa stuff, I had sent the gallon quote a while back and it took a while to post I guess. Didn't mean it as a response to your post

So Jake thinks Donald Glover is the most talented person of his generation?

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Comedian, actor, rapper, Grammy winner, Emmy winner. He's pretty talented yeah. 

1 hour ago, Mileslong said:

So Jake thinks Donald Glover is the most talented person of his generation?

jake also hates coming to america.  jake is awful.

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Can you imagine the strength of her underwear to hold in her uterus? -Corby talking about Jenna Jameson. 

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Burrito Jimmy coming up next!

Do you love me all the way to the taint?

 

It's tough love mushmouth!

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4 hours ago, futureman said:

jake also hates coming to america.  jake is awful.

He also thinks Kirk Herbstreit is the best announcer in all of football...NFL or college.

5 hours ago, Dr. Beeper said:

“Corby is worthless.” - mileslong

”This is an example of banter that makes The Ticket unlistenable. By the way I killed my wife that I don’t have.”  - Junior Miller

”Here are some bullshit ratings.” -threesheets

I laughed.  Everyone is wrong except me.

 

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6 hours ago, Dr. Beeper said:

“Corby is worthless.” - mileslong

”This is an example of banter that makes The Ticket unlistenable. By the way I killed my wife that I don’t have.”  - Junior Miller

”Here are some bullshit ratings.” -threesheets

 

1 hour ago, threesheets said:

I laughed.  Everyone is wrong except me.

 

you're right.  the ratings you post here are bullshit.  you now freely admit it and I consider the matter settled.  good day, sir!

3 hours ago, NateHitch said:

That was a great segment, was in tears

to what segment were you referring?

Damn. Didn't know about Late Night Ticket. Random off script stuff like that is what the lil' Ticket does best.

I do have one serious bitch though. WTF are they doing running CBS Sports Radio? I understand airing Scotty Ferrall, but he left CBS. Now it's just rotating rando NY sports guy talking about shit which I give zero fucks. Tonight it was Colin Kaepernick possibly joining the J-E-T-S Jets. Yank the plug on that and give one of the weekenders a shot or run Rotten Radio. IDK, just quit airing CBS Sports Radio. I don't need to hear The Fan's scraps.

7 minutes ago, RPM said:

WTF are they doing running CBS Sports Radio?

agree.  they should air the top 10 or rotten radio from 9pm-530am.  I would definitely tune in to that more than spare radio, and that also doesn’t cost them anything.  

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No, that's good, Friday.

Good?

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26 minutes ago, Continental Op said:

I hope you all enjoyed my custom farm to table Cowboys joke. 

that was you?

I hope you all enjoyed my custom farm to table Cowboys joke. 

How many throw pillows do you have?


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Anyone know the sirois story from last night?  Sounds like he screwed his nanny? 

15 minutes ago, Ths71 said:


How many throw pillows do you have?


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Zero point zero. 

1 hour ago, Continental Op said:

Zero point zero. 

how long have you been without a female partner?

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