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#9152
On 1/28/2021 at 11:39 AM, RPM said:

Coworkers were wondering wtf was wrong with me last night and trying to explain Dan to the uninitiated just made it worse.

Yeah, trying to explain Dan's "because she's a bitch" genius to my wife fell pretty flat too.  Apparently you had to be there.

#9153

Just listened to Gordon interview of Javier from 2013 super bowl...dude talked so fast hard to understand....”only beatle I know for sure is Bruce Springsteen”....pretty funny stuff. 

#9154
23 hours ago, Landomatic said:

Yeah, trying to explain Dan's "because she's a bitch" genius to my wife fell pretty flat too.  Apparently you had to be there.

That jack-in-the-box "because she's a bitch" out of nowhere had me totally disabled for a good while that day. Dan is just hilarious. 

#9155
45 minutes ago, orangecat92 said:

Just listened to Gordon interview of Javier from 2013 super bowl...dude talked so fast hard to understand....”only beatle I know for sure is Bruce Springsteen”....pretty funny stuff. 

He is the most populous one. 

#9158

If the first 4 hours is any indication, this Super Bowl week is gonna suuuuuuuck.  Usually one of my favorite times on the ticket.

#9159

Corby is so shitty at golf analysis and did a terrible job on the Patrick reed situation (he hit his drive into the rough....uhh... no he didn't)  but he hates Reed so I'm inclined to give him a pass. 

#9160

Did Simple George really just say he doubts the Super Bowl will do it this way again next year if they don't have to (not have a week of hype leading up to it), even after they see what a quality game it's probably going to produce?  Did I hear that right?  Boy, he's really dug in on his prediction that this is going to be the best Super Bowl ever purely due to the fact that the two teams won't have the normal distractions this year.

#9164
1 hour ago, Saint Austin said:

“Infrastructure man” might be the worst 7:40 bit of all time. 

That's saying something but I can't disagree. 

#9166
4 hours ago, Saint Austin said:

“Infrastructure man” might be the worst 7:40 bit of all time. 

are you on the east coast?

#9167
25 minutes ago, futureman said:

are you on the east coast?

Mountain Time. Earth only turns one way.

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I shouldn't enjoy it so much given it means they're not selling sponsorships of their segments but Mino's "pandemic, pandemic" drop makes me chuckle before every 1:30 News. 

#9181
24 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

he's doing Fake Michael Irvin now.  this is awesome.

this was great

#9182

It’s cracking me up more than it should. I hope they have somebody scouting so they have an idea when he’s coming up on a sex scene

#9183
he's doing Fake Michael Irvin now.  this is awesome.

OMG — Fake Dick Vitale!!!! Incredible!!!!
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#9185

You all shit on him but Afternoon Jub is great. Picks with Friends, Throw dat ass in a circle, and now 50 Shades of Jub.

#9186

His Keith Jackson had me rolling, literally lol as I was getting on a conference call... there’s just no way to explain it to the other participants.

#9189
18 hours ago, mdmost said:

You all shit on him but Afternoon Jub is great. Picks with Friends, Throw dat ass in a circle, and now 50 Shades of Jub.

he definitely has some greatness within him.  but damn, Junior and Gordo just gang up on him all the damn time.

NOMAA has been right all along.  Dan is the best, and he would certainly bring the greatness out of Jub.  

i do love me some Afternoon Jub.

#9190

Jub has some talent (singing isn't one of them). He can do several characters including offended/shocked Jub. He can work well with others. Junior is a one note horn. His attempt at characters is horrid (see: Infrastructure Man).

Dan is operating on a different level. He doesn't do voices because he doesn't need to. His brain is playing 12-D chess while we're playing checkers.

#9192

Good god Bob is a fish out of water. 

And for as much as I rip on jub, his 50 shades was one of the best things ever on the ticket. 

#9194
did anyone catch the name of the surf documentary they were talking about in enews?

I believe it was Point Break
#9195
16 hours ago, futureman said:

did anyone catch the name of the surf documentary they were talking about in enews?

it was something Mavericks.  Chasing Mavericks, i think.

#9196
16 hours ago, futureman said:

did anyone catch the name of the surf documentary they were talking about in enews?

 

21 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

it was something Mavericks.  Chasing Mavericks, i think.

I didn't hear it but Chasing Mavericks isn't a documentary. Discovering Mavericks is and its excellent.

 

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