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#9351
16 minutes ago, Continental Op said:

So Fake Tiger at 8:40 tomorrow?

Along with 3-4 triple fake Tigers during the e-brake on Friday.

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#9352

Dan and Jake making buddies with the original touchdown brother is fucking greatness. 

#9353
1 hour ago, Assman said:

Along with 3-4 triple fake Tigers during the e-brake on Friday.

Good grief the regular triple fake tiger is bad enough.  Does that dork that calls in every week hang up, fist pump, and think "Nailed it again!!"?

#9354
2 hours ago, LonghornSean said:

Dad life segment - Bob says smoke detectors suck, or fire alarms as he called them. They're garbage and apparently only work when they're annoying and not when you need them.

 

I get that it was annoying to have them go off during the freeze last week but I'm guessing quite a few people wouldn't be alive without them.

I rather enjoyed that segment as it mirrored my life to a T last week...and his point wasn't they suck and are worthless  and we shouldn't have them.  Tt was can we advance the tech with them some so that those situations are easier to deal with.   I'm not a big Bob defender but that segment was some pure Seinfeld type humor about something rather mundane becoming a big deal.  

#9357
1 hour ago, Jive Turkey said:

Stars game at 4 pm on the Ticket today.

so noon to 4 will be a mashup of The Hang Zone and The Hardline.  this could be really good.  

I am interested in this. 

#9358

Norm, Donnie and Julie have never seen Slap Shot?

That's embarrassing.

Suzanne sucks pussy!

#9359

Love Dan calling out Corby for being a yuck monkey in the right place at the right time.

#9361
2 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

Stars game at 4 pm on the Ticket today.

so noon to 4 will be a mashup of The Hang Zone and The Hardline.  this could be really good.  

If they got rid of corby and Danny they’d have the makings of a nice little show 

#9363
6 minutes ago, RPM said:

Could Tiger become the real life Special Olympics Cartman?

that's borderline Rant material.  i'm dying over here.

Para-Ryder Cup.

#9365
55 minutes ago, RPM said:

Norm, Donnie and Julie have never seen Slap Shot?

That's embarrassing.

Suzanne sucks pussy!

I thought the same thing. Can't wait to hear the segment tomorrow after they've watched it for the 1st time.

Equally embarrassing is that all these "golfers" on this show barely know who the fuck Ben Hogan was. Someone literally just referred to him as some famous golfer when talking about comparing their injuries.

#9366
Just now, Longhornstampede said:

Equally embarrassing is that all these "golfers" on this show barely know who the fuck Ben Hogan was. Someone literally just referred to him as some famous golfer when talking about comparing their injuries.

This. I was getting angry listening to The Musers cold reading his Wikipedia bio. If nothing f'n else reference the Glenn Ford biopic. Colonial? The man was a freaking LEGEND.

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#9371

The Rock>Armageddon>Con Air with The Rock leading by a mile.

The Fail has returned

January Ratings

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It’s that time again. Here’s for the month called “January”, covering a time frame of: Jan 7th - Feb 3rd.

This is the first new ratings month of the year and picks up after the holiday month that generally no one cares about. (although we killed it in mornings during dry-dock/*pats self on back*)

We’ve been doing this long enough now - you know the drill. (spoiler alert: The Ticket started of the new year very well, thank you very much P1's)

M25-54 / 6a-7p / July -> Aug->Sept->Oct->Nov->Dec->Jan

  • Ticket: 5.2/#5 -> 5.7 #5 -> 5.5 #5 -> 9.2 #1 -> 6.9 #2 -> 8.1 #2 -> 7.6 #1

  • Fan: 4.3#7 -> 4.5 #8 -> 4.7 #8 -> 5.3 #6 -> 6.4 #3 -> 5.5 #5 -> 3.8 #9

M25-54 (January)

  • 6-10a: Ticket 7.8 #2 / Fan 3.5 #9

  • 10a-Noon: Ticket 6.2 #4 / Fan 3.9 #9

  • Noon-3p: Ticket 6.4 #3 / Fan 5.1 #5

  • 3-7p: Ticket 8.7 #1 / Fan 3.3 #13

#9374
23 minutes ago, Continental Op said:

I have not seen Con Air, The Rock, or Armageddon. 

We need to talk. When did you escape?

#9375
16 minutes ago, RPM said:

We need to talk. When did you escape?

I watched First Blood last night.  I'll make it into the 90s blockbusters I missed at some point. 

#9376
1 hour ago, Continental Op said:

I have not seen Con Air, The Rock, or Armageddon. 

Just ask your husband, he probably has the DVD's at least.

39 minutes ago, RPM said:

We need to talk. When did you escape?

Or maybe this is correct.

#9378
1 hour ago, Continental Op said:

I have not seen Con Air, The Rock, or Armageddon. 

i haven't seen any of those, either.  those three came out in 96, 97, and 98.  that was law school, aka my movie dark period.  i hardly saw any movies then.  never went back and watched them.  doesn't sound like i'm missing much.

#9380
4 hours ago, mdmost said:

The Rock>Armageddon>Con Air with The Rock leading by a mile.

The Fail has returned

January Ratings

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It’s that time again. Here’s for the month called “January”, covering a time frame of: Jan 7th - Feb 3rd.

This is the first new ratings month of the year and picks up after the holiday month that generally no one cares about. (although we killed it in mornings during dry-dock/*pats self on back*)

We’ve been doing this long enough now - you know the drill. (spoiler alert: The Ticket started of the new year very well, thank you very much P1's)

M25-54 / 6a-7p / July -> Aug->Sept->Oct->Nov->Dec->Jan

  • Ticket: 5.2/#5 -> 5.7 #5 -> 5.5 #5 -> 9.2 #1 -> 6.9 #2 -> 8.1 #2 -> 7.6 #1

  • Fan: 4.3#7 -> 4.5 #8 -> 4.7 #8 -> 5.3 #6 -> 6.4 #3 -> 5.5 #5 -> 3.8 #9

M25-54 (January)

  • 6-10a: Ticket 7.8 #2 / Fan 3.5 #9

  • 10a-Noon: Ticket 6.2 #4 / Fan 3.9 #9

  • Noon-3p: Ticket 6.4 #3 / Fan 5.1 #5

  • 3-7p: Ticket 8.7 #1 / Fan 3.3 #13

Shocked hardline is that far above the other shows. 

#9383

How have these knuckleheads never seen Slap Shot? It might be my favorite sports movie of all time.

#9384

George Roy Hill directed Butch/Sundance, The Sting and Slap Shot from 1969-77. That's a hell of a run.

#9385
1 hour ago, C-Man said:

How have these knuckleheads never seen Slap Shot? It might be my favorite sports movie of all time.

Definitely weird. I love that movie. First time I saw it was on a bus trip with the Dallas Freeze up to Wichita to play the Thunder. I was young as hell and might have been my first time seeing nudity in a movie. 

#9386
3 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

might have been my first time seeing nudity in a movie

You'll put your eye out, kid!

#9387
13 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

Definitely weird. I love that movie. First time I saw it was on a bus trip with the Dallas Freeze up to Wichita to play the Thunder. I was young as hell and might have been my first time seeing nudity in a movie. 

you’re a hockey player?  I didn’t know there were chicano hockey players. 

#9389
4 hours ago, futureman said:

you’re a hockey player?  I didn’t know there were chicano hockey players. 

Nah tried it but can't skate for shit. Cousin was the backup goalie and team electrician so I got to hang around alot. 

#9391

So Simple-like to think that Happy Gilmore was a great film.

Death, taxes and everything that Adam Sandler is in sucks.  Three givens in life. 

#9392
20 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

So Simple-like to think that Happy Gilmore was a great film.

Death, taxes and everything that Adam Sandler is in sucks.  Three givens in life. 

I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.

Nothing wrong with Happy Gilmore or Billy Madison.  It started going downhill pretty fast after that though.

#9393
17 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.

Nothing wrong with Happy Gilmore or Billy Madison.  It started going downhill pretty fast after that though.

I love those two. But I was also an Adam Sandler fan from Day 1 on SNL and I was in college when those came out. I could see how somebody today watching for the first time would think they're not that good.

#9394
2 minutes ago, C-Man said:

I love those two. But I was also an Adam Sandler fan from Day 1 on SNL and I was in college when those came out. I could see how somebody today watching for the first time would think they're not that good.

Yeah it's definitely not sophisticated humor, but if you are on surly posting on a ticket thread you can't claim to be sophisticated.  

#9395
58 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

Yeah it's definitely not sophisticated humor, but if you are on surly posting on a ticket thread you can't claim to be sophisticated.  

yeah, but Vivaldi is playing in background while i post on this thread.

#9396

damn.  didn't realize it was Donny and Sirois today.  i rewound.  they had a fun segment with Junes and Jake joining in for a Top Shots pack release.

anybody else jumped into the Top Shots game?

#9397
3 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

damn.  didn't realize it was Donny and Sirois today.  i rewound.  they had a fun segment with Junes and Jake joining in for a Top Shots pack release.

anybody else jumped into the Top Shots game?

Ever since I lost my retirement in beanie babies, I've never been able to wrap my brain around something easily produced being valuable simply because of rarity. 

#9398

During that jam session show's karaoke bit all of the people except JJT did songs with wings in the title. That shit was funny he was all pissed. 

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#9400

Oh darn.

Sweet lord help us. Randy Rodgers on Bands of Your Life tomorrow. We may not live through it. 

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