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  • And I did. Just because it's "the way it is" doesn't mean it's not disappointing when the time comes to accept that the business is the business. The Ticket is an incredible thing. There's a reas

  • Still going with that bit? What if I gave you a shoutout from my verified (cue Vivaldi) Twitter account?   

  • He looks like mark mcgwire fucked Tom kite.

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1 hour ago, bluto said:

Tired bit calling the local town asking about game results

Yeah but the payoffs are sometimes great (tanning girl)

Dave Raymond is a good P1.

Are the musers really this dumb about the real world and how it works or are they just trying to pander to an audience of ignorant woke women?

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because even woke old men have a clue

Did it involve Simple, only, or was it across the board dumbfoolery?

Details needed. 

6 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Did it involve Simple, only, or was it across the board dumbfoolery?

Details needed. 

Tigers wreck. Speeding. The black box. Legal shit. Common sense shit

"I LOVE that look."

Junes gets sexual pleasure from watching male student athletes wearing certain numbers while playing certain positions. 

one of simple’s all-time great takes: if you constructed an NFL team with the top 55 picks in the draft you would win the super bowl. with all rookies. 

56 minutes ago, Longhornstampede said:

Tigers wreck. Speeding. The black box. Legal shit. Common sense shit

It was bad - they couldn't get it through their head that this was a one person SINGLE VEHICLE accident with no witnesses.  But it was nowhere near as bad as Simple opining that a team with no NFL experience would win the freaking Super Bowl. Idiot.

Just now, Dr. Beeper said:

I didn’t hear the argument, but this is a thought provoking comment, contrary to how I think you feel about it. Think about it more. 

what’s wrong with you 

Julie: I know what boys like (giggle).

Fan mined gold.

Dan's call with the city of Waco is more proof he's the best.

Ted Emrich also a good P1.

L4G has to be drunk. that robot caddy joke has no place on the air. google it if you haven’t heard it. 

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I'd imagine L4G might find his place in purgatory along side the Fake Koko from E-brake voting. 

Dan's call with the city of Waco is more proof he's the best.

I was yelling at my radio to mention Art Briles.

Lmao Dan was near perfect on that call though
L4G has to be drunk. that robot caddy joke has no place on the air. google it if you haven’t heard it. 

Holy shit the one about painting the robots black?

He told that joke on air?!? Lmao damn!
17 minutes ago, Speedtrucker said:


Holy shit the one about painting the robots black?

He told that joke on air?!? Lmao damn!

the punchline was dropped, but still...

That entire wtds was a little off. I can’t tell if he did suicide by cop or if he was just drunk.

Dan is fucking next level awesome. That phone call with the Waco EDC lady had me damn near spitting my drink out!

15 hours ago, mdmost said:

Fake Koko from E-brake voting

holy shit.  completely forgot about that bit.  like so many things, it was funny at first but then got tired and lame.

On 4/9/2021 at 11:31 PM, Longhornstampede said:

Dan is fucking next level awesome. That phone call with the Waco EDC lady had me damn near spitting my drink out!

You could tell his swing is rusty. Forgot about Art Briles? Needs to hit the batting cage.

I'm convinced now that Jake was drunk on air after his recoil from a Dan joke about Tallboy Friday. He got Cat spanked.

I read L4G's joke on Reddit. He also suffers from Cat scratch fever. They scrubbed it from the Hang Zone recording of WTDS.

A Cumulus station.

1 hour ago, RPM said:

I read L4G's joke on Reddit. He also suffers from Cat scratch fever. They scrubbed it from the Hang Zone recording of WTDS.

you think he’ll be on today?

Jake is going to be on the Ticket draft coverage from the first pick to the last pick.  not sure about Sturm.  but surely, they are going to start transitioning Norm away from wall to wall draft coverage.  i'm guessing Sturm takes it over, or splits duties with Jake.

i didn't know Sturm and Jake were doing a draft preview podcast.  need to listen to these when i'm on a run.

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sportsradio-1310-and-96-7-fm-the-ticket/id1077571669

9 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

surely, they are going to start transitioning Norm away from wall to wall draft coverage.

He's not physically able to do it. I'm sure they'll have a couple live segments and lots of prerecorded Norm.

I'm glad norm didn't go tits up,  but boom in the house is such a better show than the invasion.  It isn't even close. 

Another bad take from Simple this AM: Smokey and the Bandit doesn’t hold up.

50 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Another bad take from Simple this AM: Smokey and the Bandit doesn’t hold up.

He thinks live laugh love signs aren't that bad. I'm starting to think some of it has to be a bit. He can't be this dumb and simple. 

3 hours ago, pops said:

He thinks live laugh love signs aren't that bad. I'm starting to think some of it has to be a bit. He can't be this dumb and simple. 

I mean there's no doubt that his wife has hung 11 of these signs around their house, so what's he supposed to say?

Mino with the return cuts with Blake’s “back” drop in them is fantastic.

I mean there's no doubt that his wife has hung 11 of these signs around their house, so what's he supposed to say?

Their whole house looks like a buccees bathroom entrance. A 5,000 sq ft she-shed
19 hours ago, CBT said:

Mino with the return cuts with Blake’s “back” drop in them is fantastic.

i will be really upset if/when Mino is no longer board op.  he really is brilliant.

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a chunk of gordo’s corner got deleted. fucking incompetent bullshit. 

Gordo's Corner on Friday is typically a bust, but it's gotten better.  glad they stopped taking calls.  Fantastic Friday Feedback felt like the Fantastic Friday Give Up.

good to hear Rhynes on this morning with the Courage Boys.

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But how can I start my weekend without a conspiracy theory from 80 year old Gene?

This is NOT an AIDS shot.

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Anti-vax Danny's line of humor there probably had a lot of truth to it. 

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