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I assumed that after all that build up Fake Ribby was going to pass

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I assumed that after all that build up Fake Ribby was going to pass

I was fully expecting an undervote “pass”
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Fake Kultida was great. 

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27 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Fake Kultida was great. 

Marge interviewing Katilda was Phil hendrie level greatness. 

tell me i'm not the only one walking around the house singing "Who got Mr. Hat?  Not the guy with the best stats.  Gotta play with grit and fight.  Let's see who got Mr. Hat last night!"

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Sturm is so wholesome. 
 
 

Bob loves watching people beat the shit out of each other, but if a boob comes on the show he’s watching he fast-forwards.


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47 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

It was the best fake character I’ve ever heard by far. I thought he sounded very much like Gordo doing Ribby. Best part was his writing. 

Fake Kendrick Lamar is the GOAT

45 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

I’m singing in the shower  My teenage daughter looked at me through fogged shower doors

What. The fuck

I thought that was interesting when Bob and Corby were talking about what they let their kids watch. Our kids are all little now, but I'd have a bunch bigger issue with violent stuff than some tits. 

I’m singing in the shower the Ticket ticker song Danny wrote. It’s in my motherfuckin’ head. My teenage daughter looked at me through fogged shower doors like I was the biggest idiot on the planet. 

I’m pretty new to parenthood, but this sounds off.
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1 hour ago, Dr. Beeper said:

My teenage daughter looked at me through fogged shower doors like I was the biggest idiot on the planet. 

 

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6 hours ago, mdmost said:

 

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Glad I scrolled down....was going to post the same gif

43 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Nobody can see the donger even though it’s extremely visible. 

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1 hour ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Nobody can see the donger even though it’s extremely visible. 

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so I’m flipping channels and stopped on a recap of the 2020 french open and just realized that diego schwartzman is a real human being. 

Sirois bros have a bet on the Byron winner where shell has the field vs cash’s hand picked 10, 500 push-ups in a week is the payoff. Seems kinda weak payoff compared to some of the stupid shit the station has done.

on WIP this morning monty made a comment in passing that I am positive we will hear for years. can’t remember it exactly but it was close to “I wanna die during sex by asphyxiation from an octopus.”

46 minutes ago, futureman said:

on WIP this morning monty made a comment in passing that I am positive we will hear for years. can’t remember it exactly but it was close to “I wanna die during sex by asphyxiation from an octopus.”

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On 5/8/2021 at 5:43 PM, bluto said:

Sirois bros have a bet on the Byron winner where shell has the field vs cash’s hand picked 10, 500 push-ups in a week is the payoff. Seems kinda weak payoff compared to some of the stupid shit the station has done.

 

On 5/8/2021 at 5:56 PM, futureman said:

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49 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

What the fuck is “the Byron”?

me and d-press and tones romes hit the byron every year. 

i do appreciate Bob and Corby shitting on Junior's basketball takes.


This. Juniors daily basketball “takes” are complete wastes of segments.
54 minutes ago, bluto said:


It’s not a gotdamn wrestling move

apparently it is. that’s what you call it. the Nelson. 

The whole Blake thing was funny when he was the traveling engineer and they let him mix in with stuff that gordo wrote for him. That’s over. He’s horrible. I gave up on the hardline when Bob joined because he was just an extra voice I didn’t like. I love dan and jake...I listen less because of Blake. He sounds like a nice guy, I’d rather have TC, and I can’t stand TC.

13 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

He sounds like a nice guy

he sounds like a bitch. 

3 hours ago, futureman said:

he sounds like a bitch. 

Kempspin!

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But he sometime eats cake for breakfas

13 minutes ago, mdmost said:

But he sometime eats cake for breakfas

you have a superfluous ‘k’ in there. 

George W sounds like he is doing fake George W.

while I would normally agree about the stars coverage, what is it costing us? an hour of corby, bob, and danny. so who gives a shit?

23 minutes ago, Angry Gorilla said:

Plus a weekly Bones segment

I liked hitch. and monty wasn’t terrible after he got more comfortable on the air. 

8 hours ago, futureman said:

while I would normally agree about the stars coverage, what is it costing us? an hour of corby, bob, and danny. so who gives a shit?

It normally causes me to instantly tune out at the start of my Ticket day. I work overnights and listen to the Ticket podcasts to keep current. I catch the last 1 or 2 Top Ten segments on the drive in unless the Stars are playing. Then I listen to the Top Ten podcast and The Hand Zone. Stars coverage is a hard bail.

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But it's because of the Stars we got Matt Bermingham's awesome rick roll e-brake. So, worth imho.

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W is fucking awesome. Thanks buddy. 
Not to get too political, but I love his train of thought on immigration, and I love his commentary on Trump. You can tell he despises him. 

We finally agree on something. The bush family is awesome. I played golf with HW at a Secret Service golf tourney I was flown in for in Houston. And tennis with him at Chuck Norris’ Kick Drugs out of America tourney in the 90’s which was ironic since I’m sure I had traces of X in my system.

All of them are the nicest people. HW was a certifiable badass. And I’m so glad Bush Jr hates trump as much I as I do.

Me on far left, HW in center with his right hand man SS agent next to him. Gray haired dude was married to daughter of the owner and founder of Michael’s Stores and picked me up at love field and flew me down in their G5.

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1 hour ago, RPM said:

Then I listen to the Top Yen podcast and The Hand Zone.

asian market talk followed by a tug?

Did you play golf or were you in an MC Hammer video?

Don’t make fun, it was the 90’s after all. Lots of pleated slacks and extra large golf shirts
21 hours ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Thank God this travesty of a hockey season is over. Ticket needs to distance from the Stars. 

 

7 hours ago, CBT said:

George W sounds like he is doing fake George W.

 

7 hours ago, Dr. Beeper said:

W is fucking awesome. Thanks buddy. 

Not to get too political, but I love his train of thought on immigration, and I love his commentary on Trump. You can tell he despises him. 

Plenty of room on my Ticket for "P1 W reporting for duty" and the Dallas Stars. Hockey is fucking awesome. W is too.

Great Musers segment with Dan and Jake. /laugh track

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