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Prepare your groins for a Foo Fighters segment on the HL as the group was inducted into the Rock & Roll HOF. 

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  • Still going with that bit? What if I gave you a shoutout from my verified (cue Vivaldi) Twitter account?   

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15 hours ago, Dr. Beeper said:

I gotta ranch in downtown Dallas,

Buy diamonds by the ton.

Chase cuties in my Cadillac,

And drill oil wells just for fun. 

It blew my young mind the first time I heard the Houston version.

2 minutes ago, RPM said:

It blew my young mind the first time I heard the Houston version.

go on...

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3 minutes ago, RPM said:

It blew my young mind the first time I heard the Houston version.

Que?

Just now, futureman said:

go on...

Same commercial except he owns a ranch in downtown Houston.

3 minutes ago, RPM said:

Same commercial except he owns a ranch in downtown Houston.

does he buy diamonds by the ton?

and I thought western warehouse was only a metroplex store. 

Just now, futureman said:

and I thought western warehouse was only a metroplex store. 

Hence my confusion when I heard it.

37 minutes ago, futureman said:

does he buy diamonds by the ton?

and I thought western warehouse was only a metroplex store. 

It was the same jingle except they replaced Houston and Boot town. 

2 hours ago, Da Fino said:

It was the same jingle except they replaced Houston and Boot town. 

That's right! I forgot about that part.

3 hours ago, mdmost said:

Prepare your groins for a Foo Fighters segment on the HL as the group was inducted into the Rock & Roll HOF. 

I love the Foo Fighters.

I can't stand Corbily's fellating of Foo FIghters/Chris Shifflet

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I joked on the Ticket reddit forum where someone had a "I can't stand Corby" post that perhaps we should have a Corby Bingo Card. You can list all the things Corby only seems capable of talking about. Things like OU Football, Steph Curry, Baker Mayfield, Foo Fighters, Neil Young, etc. I like the Foo Fighters but there are other bands out there. 

46 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I joked on the Ticket reddit forum where someone had a "I can't stand Corby" post that perhaps we should have a Corby Bingo Card. You can list all the things Corby only seems capable of talking about. Things like OU Football, Steph Curry, Baker Mayfield, Foo Fighters, Neil Young, etc. I like the Foo Fighters but there are other bands out there. 

or where corby is reading directly from an article for the first time as he does a story on live air. 

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Ha. More like doesn't know all the facts about a story and is learning them at the same time we all are. 

1 hour ago, mdmost said:

I like the Foo Fighters but there are other bands out there. 

You mean like Widespread or the Old 97's?

Corby and Sirois are doing their WNBA season preview tomorrow night at 7.  they gotta bring on Sam Hale.

Jack White and the fact he owns a place in Deep Ellum deserves a mention as well.  

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Does sota make you look like a homeless drifter?

I mean good for Dan for losing weight,  but that doesn't look healthy. 

40 minutes ago, pops said:

I mean good for Dan for losing weight,  but that doesn't look healthy. 

Well, he is sick with the COVID.

that Carole Baskin interview was great.  Tony the Engineer didn't want to get cut off.

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Yeah, drunk on snark. 

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Man trust me, whatever Dan is doing that helped his girls be this way I plan on doing the opposite of. 

43 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Dan's daughters are gold.  on the radio.  probably a handful to raise.

 

...is this racist?  This seems racist.

as if bob wasn’t already a smug, irritating, pedantic pussy, now he’s a fucking die hard aggy. just terrible. 

8 minutes ago, futureman said:

as if bob wasn’t already a smug, irritating, pedantic pussy, now he’s a fucking die hard aggy. just terrible. 

He always was. But now he has a reason giving him cover. 

This WNBA show is something else

It’s pretty amazing.

Ironic that Corby actually had to some homework to make the WNBA show work, unlike how he prepares for his real show.

11 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

I think it’s pretty pathetic they’re dogging women’s sports to the degree that they’re devoting an hour of bad bits. The WNBA is what it is, and David Stern was a clown in promoting it. But, I’ve got a couple of daughters that play hoops, volleyball, lacrosse and golf. I just don’t think this is funny. 

I’m glad your daughters play sports. go lady scots. but the WNBA is a ridiculous joke and a tremendous waste of money. it shouldn’t exist. 

31 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

I don’t disagree. So why devote an hour segment with 2 high profile hosts to poke fun at a joke in the metoo era?  An odd decision. 

for the laughs?  did you find it offensive or just unnecessary?

I don’t disagree. So why devote an hour segment with 2 high profile hosts to poke fun at a joke in the metoo era?  An odd decision. 

It was pretty funny at first but as it stretched on, I did think this was a bizarre thing to have been aired on the station. I wouldn’t be surprised if there’s some blowback.

dans daughters are the 2021 mvp.  fantastic limited addition to the show.

8 hours ago, C-Man said:


It was pretty funny at first but as it stretched on, I did think this was a bizarre thing to have been aired on the station. I wouldn’t be surprised if there’s some blowback.

it got old after a few segments.  just like Dan's daughters would if they were on for an hour.  but they are used perfectly.  same with Corby's boys.  little glimpses here and there. 

44 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

it got old after a few segments.  just like Dan's daughters would if they were on for an hour.  but they are used perfectly.  same with Corby's boys.  little glimpses here and there. 

like anything on the little ticket, small doses is the best use of talent.  pretty much why homer call, fake tiger, fake jerry, etc have all run their course more or less.

2 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

yesterday was gold on the Hang Zone.

 

"Mark Cuban is too rich. He doesn't know what to do any more."

The Focus Group

Gold

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Bob hangs fake banners on the Peleton. His daughter will fit in perfectly in college Station. 

13 hours ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Listening to ticket top 10. Norm’s fantasy Preakness call is pathetic. He needs to retire. He never fit on the Ticket anyway. 

You don't think a 10 minute call of a two minute race is good radio? 

13 hours ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Listening to ticket top 10. Norm’s fantasy Preakness call is pathetic. He needs to retire. He never fit on the Ticket anyway

Didn't he do the same thing before the Kentucky Derby?

Didn't he do the same thing before the Kentucky Derby?

He doesn’t it before every Triple Crown race. Yes, it’s a beating. But I like Norm. He’s a legend.
1 hour ago, pops said:

You don't think a 10 minute call of a two minute race is good radio? 

I always like to picture the horses in a slow trot, the spectators confused as shit about the worst horse race ever. 

3 hours ago, Dr. Beeper said:

He’s not a legend. He’s a punchline. He was an obnoxious blowhard on HSE Rangers broadcasts. I’ve thought he was a joke since I was a kid, and the Ticket hosts confirmed it later in my life. 

Do you even know what the damn hell he does for a living?

12 hours ago, C-Man said:


He doesn’t it before every Triple Crown race. Yes, it’s a beating. But I like Norm. He’s a legend.

Norm does the advertising, the other guy does the picking

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