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  • And I did. Just because it's "the way it is" doesn't mean it's not disappointing when the time comes to accept that the business is the business. The Ticket is an incredible thing. There's a reas

  • Still going with that bit? What if I gave you a shoutout from my verified (cue Vivaldi) Twitter account?   

  • He looks like mark mcgwire fucked Tom kite.

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He should. If SOTA wants to impress me, get Jer and Justin to sign up. 

I know Jer did lose a fair amount of weight a few years ago. It appears they found him again

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1 hour ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Yeah, that’s still fat as shit. That’s not healthy. That in combination with his Randy Savage tshirt basically makes him Drew. 

Drew is Norm in Sachse. 

Luka supposed to be on with the Hang Zone at 1.  glad he's on with them.  Sturm's questions would last at least 2 minutes apiece.  

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Backbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackback backkkkkkkkkk backkkkkkkkk

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Luka doesn't do negative bromos. 

1 hour ago, Jive Turkey said:

Luka supposed to be on with the Hang Zone at 1.  glad he's on with them.  Sturm's questions would last at least 2 minutes apiece.  

Could you imagine an entire segment of 2-minute Sturm questions and yes/no answers from Luka -- wow!

Luka interview was painful.

3 minutes ago, patrickdrinksbeer said:

 


just wanted it to stop. painful indeed.

 

Jake tried to eject and Dan said, "Hang on, I've got a few more" and proceeded to extend it for several more painful minutes.

WTDS showed how it was actually pretty damn funny. "so, do you bundle that with phone and internet?"

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On 5/13/2021 at 4:08 PM, Dr. Beeper said:

They sound like run of the mill sassy teenage girls. They sound equal parts hilarious and irritating. They sound like they’d be totally different individually and they literally attack him together. I think it’s pretty funny. 

Team McDowell girls.  When they were making fun of Mavrello Ballovic and doing those accents I was rolling.

2 hours ago, Dr. Beeper said:

That really had you rolling, huh?  Yeah maybe McLearin is your speed. Fucking Fake Barry Horn. 

That stings man.  I thought we were friends. 

Dale Hansen interview ftw.

Craig’s nephew’s roommate actually wasn’t terrible discussing Jeopardy. 

what you two call life, I call death. what you two call football, I call violence. and what you two call violence I call sex.

I don’t see with my dollar-sign polluted eyes, I see with the pureness of heart through the lens of my anus on mushrooms, jack!

21 hours ago, C-Man said:

Jake tried to eject and Dan said, "Hang on, I've got a few more" and proceeded to extend it for several more painful minutes.

Dan just quoted this almost word for word. 

Dan is the Master of Painful.

Gordo announced that he is hosting a show on the Ticket this Saturday night from 10 pm to midnight.

Fake Charles Manson?

Yes today’s 8.40 guest.

Along with drive-bus from Jub’s cousin, Jerry, Ribby and the contractor
8 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Holy shit. Elmer Wayne and Randy Cody made it?

they did indeed. though it was kinda elmer manson. 

Cmon JUB, gimmie a kidney!

3 hours ago, Speedtrucker said:


Yes today’s 8.40 guest.

Along with drive-bus from Jub’s cousin, Jerry, Ribby and the contractor

I didn’t hear Randy. he hung up after Ribby. 

It was before Jerry, he asked him about some quarter paneling or something. It was super quick

9 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

I heard him. It was really just Jub fucking with Gordo because his Manson was morphing into Cody. He asked “Manson” “are you about to deliver some lumber to a job site?”

ah ok I remember the lumber comment. well that was in the middle of it. I went back and was listening to the end when the guest characters popped in.  

10 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Campound!!!!

cant wait

Tier 4 nature walk

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You both can try docking after you find the place. 

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28 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

futureman and I need to figure out where this place is. 

Loyd Park at Joe Pool Lake

5 minutes ago, nolongerU2horn said:

Loyd Park at Joe Pool Lake

Listen to this man

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Ted Emrich doing more Ticket bits on the PGA Championship update. Said someone was 2 back in a Blake like tone. 

1 hour ago, mdmost said:

Ted Emrich doing more Ticket bits on the PGA Championship update. Said someone was 2 back in a Blake like tone. 

Just said Hey Will....zalatoris in fine hey dill voice. He's fucking greatness. 

On 5/15/2021 at 12:15 PM, Dr. Beeper said:

He’s not a legend. He’s a punchline. He was an obnoxious blowhard on HSE Rangers broadcasts. I’ve thought he was a joke since I was a kid, and the Ticket hosts confirmed it later in my life. 
 

this is such a bad take. 

2 hours ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Listening to these idiots flabbergasted about the real estate market is hilarious. I especially love the comments from both Danny and Corby. They think it’s some new phenomenon that if sell your house and make a killing, you’re going to be buying a really expensive house. Yeah guys, it’s called an tight market. And “this won’t last.  There will be a cycle.”  No, morons, unless we turn into Detroit, this will last. 

Whenever I find myself wondering about something I sure am glad you are here to let me know again that you know the most about everything. 

Gordon Keith’s Funhouse of Fun House Party Starring Gordon Keith

This Saturday

10 - Midnight

Be there

 

9 hours ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Where are you getting your energy in this world?

it’s a simple question. 

The Rangers should hire Craig to be their hitting coach ASAP. He clearly has the science of hitting down and can turn around this offense.

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