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The fake tiger monologue is such an ass whip, impressive in delivery but ass whip.

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  • And I did. Just because it's "the way it is" doesn't mean it's not disappointing when the time comes to accept that the business is the business. The Ticket is an incredible thing. There's a reas

  • Still going with that bit? What if I gave you a shoutout from my verified (cue Vivaldi) Twitter account?   

  • He looks like mark mcgwire fucked Tom kite.

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You know who wouldn't be rooting for Phil?

My Daddddddddd!

Earrrrrrrrrrrrrl!

The large corpulent Vodka-drinking drunk who 50 years ago got so blitzed he went into a horny rage and forced the Asians to start a war so the Koreas would station him in Thailand during Vietnam so he could COVID-sniff the crotch of ovulating women until he could smell the PGA mutations in one that were so strong he had to chase her around the world for 14 months through mountain passes and underwater civilizations so that one day he found her burrowed under a pile of leaves outside a barn in mainland Kansas and he hoisted the leaf pile with her still in it up to the hayloft where he set up a makeshift Italian restaurant that only served Irish food and Russian small-batch Tequila so that he could whirlwind romance her for a few minutes until he could lower her through the sunroof of a decrepit Pontiac with a salvaged title that he had placed below the barn so that he could recreate a lover’s lane B-movie romance scene until Earl’s bodily gyrations rocketed the Pontiac so hard that if slipped off the blocks right as his hippopotamus body reached its genital Christmas and it started tumbling down the hill as Earl screamed a vital…in and out as the car spun towards the canyon after 9 months and 14 Braxton Hicks hospitalizations that Thai woman had to squat down in the produce section of a Salt Lake City wet market and fire a 15-time, major-winning fetus into a banana crate while she continued to shop in a 30-foot ambilocal-cord radius…he says “hi.”

Bob giving aggy a blowjob(again), telling 12th man kickoff team stories in his recurring “That’s what I like about Texas” segment.

Lame

2 hours ago, Dr. Beeper said:

So lame. I truly do not like Bob. 

he’s the most overrated media personality in the metroplex. maybe the state. 

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Bob giving aggy a blowjob(again), telling 12th man kickoff team stories in his recurring “That’s what I like about Texas” segment.
Lame

What did you expect. Aggy preys on the likes of Bob...

Conservative sheltered white dude who’s extremely religious and scared of anything too outside the norm.

He’ll be more brainwashed than his kid after fishcamp.

I’m surprised he hasn’t claimed extra shares of some titles he’s never won

WTH is this songs of the prom stupidity?  You're a sports talk station, talk sports.  NBA, NHL, and college baseball are in the playoffs now.  

New here? The boring (and, thus, non-existent) Fan and ESPN Radio thread are that way —————————->

WTH is this songs of the prom stupidity?  You're a sports talk station, talk sports.  NBA, NHL, and college baseball are in the playoffs now.  

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On 4/27/2021 at 8:45 PM, NOMAAA said:

Hpslugga?

What’d I do now?

2 hours ago, hpslugga said:

What’d I do now?

you know what you did. 

16 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

Has upper management written all over him.

20 hours ago, CBT said:

 

 

Check the replies. Bob is such a thin skinned cunty ass bitch. 

Hi. I'm bob. I loved wrestling but didn't know shit about this guy I'm talking about. I didn't think it was possible to be a more uninformed corby,  but he did it. 

Hi. I'm bob. The self anointed number 2 golf guy at the ticket. Let's talk about colonial. I don't remember anything that happened. I can tell you the 13th pick in the 1988 nfl draft but have no clue if spieth hit it right or left on 18 two days ago. Go fuck yourself. 

I heard they talked about Traces of Texas on the Hardline today but no idea what they said. Is there any way to listen to today's Hardline show after the fact?

I heard they talked about Traces of Texas on the Hardline today but no idea what they said. Is there any way to listen to today's Hardline show after the fact?

If you can’t find it, PM me the time or segment and I can probably get you a link.
57 minutes ago, futureman said:

sturm says aggy will beat bama in october. that fuckin guy...

Well Bob....

 

2 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

I heard they talked about Traces of Texas on the Hardline today but no idea what they said. Is there any way to listen to today's Hardline show after the fact?

it was the 3:40 segment, i believe.  they talked about your tweet or Instagram that had the top 10 cities in Texas by population in 1850.

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35 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

He’s plummeted in popularity. He’s a fucking cocky nerd Aggy. 

 

1 hour ago, futureman said:

sturm says aggy will beat bama in october. that fuckin guy...

Are y'all talking about when he was fucking around with Graham cracker/my pig kid?

Bob is the nerd?

 

 

Not sure bob 2.0 would last 2 minutes with Dan 2.0(same as Dan1.0). The nut kicking that would ensue is what we all need in our veins. 

31 minutes ago, futureman said:

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Bob doesn't share your passion for mayonnaise?

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

Bob doesn't share your passion for mayonnaise?

 

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5 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

I heard they talked about Traces of Texas on the Hardline today but no idea what they said. Is there any way to listen to today's Hardline show after the fact?

Bob talked about it but had no idea the hardline did a segment on it a couple years ago. Because he's Bob. 

2 hours ago, threesheets said:

 

Are y'all talking about when he was fucking around with Graham cracker/my pig kid?

Bob is the nerd?

 

 

My pig kid dunked on Bob calling him aggy dad and it was awesome. 

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1 hour ago, pops said:

My pig kid dunked on Bob calling him aggy dad and it was awesome. 

Just listened to that on the app. Laughed my ass off.

43 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

What did you say?

I’ve told him a few times that he’s wrong about certain things. not much. it was just a fake account, I’m not actually on the twizzler

1 hour ago, futureman said:

I’ve told him a few times that he’s wrong about certain things. not much. it was just a fake account, I’m not actually on the twizzler

I have a hard time believing that you were that diplomatic about it. Did you actually just call him a dumbass and ask him to shut the fuck up?

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Gordo claims he's doing another Funhouse this Saturday. 

Musers are back at the Mother Ship starting Monday.

2 hours ago, mdmost said:

Gordo claims he's doing another Funhouse this Saturday. 

Great, I'll have something interesting to listen to at work.

On 6/4/2021 at 10:04 AM, mdmost said:

Gordo claims he's doing another Funhouse this Saturday. 

Confirmed

 

Picked up my almost 15 year lold from the movies and listened to it in the way home. Good times lol. 

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Well, at least we get the Hurt open tomorrow. 

this Funhouse was better than the first.  first one was too scripted (save for Gene).

this last one was way more Rant-y.  especially when Jess called.

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