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He showed his defensive pussy ass during the dude perfect roasting “this is really because they’re aggies isn’t it?” ‘Had no idea they went there’

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  • And I did. Just because it's "the way it is" doesn't mean it's not disappointing when the time comes to accept that the business is the business. The Ticket is an incredible thing. There's a reas

  • Still going with that bit? What if I gave you a shoutout from my verified (cue Vivaldi) Twitter account?   

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43 minutes ago, bluto said:

Jaylon Smith def buys crystals

he’s an air sign. he goes with the wind. 

This is the news and this is news.  888-787-1310 if you'd like to chime in on Frank Beard and what he meant to Dusty Hill...

Hang zone annoying with the ‘rangers are second in attendance’ when they had at least a month head start on almost every team allowing full capacity.

2 hours ago, bluto said:

Hang zone annoying with the ‘rangers are second in attendance’ when they had at least a month head start on almost every team allowing full capacity.

are they or are they not second in attendance?

are they? or are they not? I’ll wait. 

Cunt face corby actually asked Jimmy what he thinks of Switzer 

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Fuck OU

Thin skin Bob bringing up lack of chemistry with Corby. No question he lurks here. But he's aggy so of course he does

Cunt face corby actually asked Jimmy what he thinks of Switzer 

Switzer is fucking awesome.
You’re being nit picky at this point.
46 minutes ago, XForce said:


Switzer is fucking awesome.
You’re being nit picky at this point.

He’s a piece of shit

Would I love to sit down and split a case of beer with Barry Switzer and listen to him tell stories.  You betcha

When the case was finished and it was time to leave would I love to drunkenly smash his face in.  You betcha.

22 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Would I love to sit down and split a case of beer with Barry Switzer and listen to him tell stories.  You betcha

When the case was finished and it was time to leave would I love to drunkenly smash his face in.  You betcha.

sounds like you have violent tendencies and should speak to a licensed therapist. 

1 hour ago, XForce said:


Switzer is fucking awesome.
You’re being nit picky at this point.

First time in this thread?

Would I love to sit down and split a case of beer with Barry Switzer and listen to him tell stories.  You betcha
When the case was finished and it was time to leave would I love to drunkenly smash his face in.  You betcha.

Dick Van Dyke: woah!
2 hours ago, XForce said:


Switzer is fucking awesome.
You’re being nit picky at this point.

You ain't from around these parts, are ya?

are they or are they not second in attendance?
are they? or are they not? I’ll wait. 

They are averaging a whopping 1k more than they did in 2019, and this years average is sure to crater down the stretch. Their #2 rank would be 17th in 2019. Bitch

Having Joey Gallo All-Star bobblehead night the day after you trade him to the Yankees should boost attendance.

5 hours ago, bluto said:


They are averaging a whopping 1k more than they did in 2019, and this years average is sure to crater down the stretch. Their #2 rank would be 17th in 2019. Bitch

are they or are they not second in attendance?

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6 hours ago, RPM said:

Having Joey Gallo All-Star bobblehead night the day after you trade him to the Yankees should boost attendance.

Bring back my Joeyyyyyyyy!

You ain't from around these parts, are ya?

The guy is radio gold. I hated the coach and I hate OU. He coached the Cowboys to a Super Bowl win. Yes, most of us could have done that but still.

I won’t come around on Bob or Lincoln unless they do the same. Fuck those guys.

Is Joel Klatt(Joooel Klatt Joel Klatt) owned by the Hang Zone or Bob?

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Is Joel Klatt(Joooel Klatt Joel Klatt) owned by the Hang Zone or Bob?

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Aggy Bob.
16 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:


Aggy Bob.

Pretty sure it's the other way around. Joel owns Bob every time he's on. 

14 minutes ago, pops said:

Pretty sure it's the other way around. Joel owns Bob every time he's on. 

Yes, Joel is Hardline property unfortunately - but this too ha

Yes, Joel is Hardline property unfortunately - but this too ha

Probably better as Dan and Jake don’t go very deep on college football. Jake is an avowed Longhorn fan but Corby and Junior follow college football more closely than anyone.

Jake actually said the other day that, while he is an aggy hater, he is not a Longhorns "fan” per se.

Jake actually said the other day that, while he is an aggy hater, he is not a Longhorns "fan" per se.

On 7/30/2021 at 8:17 PM, pops said:

Thin skin Bob bringing up lack of chemistry with Corby. No question he lurks here. But he's aggy so of course he does

It’s Reddit he reads, not here. He comments there too, from time to time 

Jake said he’s rooting for the Longhorns to fail miserably in the SEC because it would be hilarious

 

2 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

So did Craig have his anchor baby yet or no?

If so,  I feel so bad for that kid. I can't imagine having a robot for a father. Maybe they will update his operating system. 

Simple going rampant on the re-alignment.   May want to prep a defibrillator. 

 

 

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1 hour ago, Wally Pryor said:

Simple going rampant on the re-alignment.   May want to prep a defibrillator. 

 

 

That was funny.  So many thoughts in his head at the same time. 

He didn't really say anything crazy just misguided.  He kept saying he understood the economics of it all, but he doesn't, because the economics are points 1, 2, 3 and 4 of realignment.  His stance is just that he doesn't like seeing on field competitive programs thrown to the wayside.  That point has merit, but it's just not the way the world works anymore.  He didn't rag on Texas or OU for screwing anybody like everyone else is doing, and even acknowledged that every other Big 12 program would have done the same thing if they could.

23 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

He’s not wrong. The way the world works is totally fucked if it disallows Iowa St from competing at the biggest level. Or the defending hoops champ. Or a recent hoops finalist. Or a program that won a Rose Bowl and went undefeated in its best season, and should’ve made the football playoff in its second best season, but instead trounced an SEC school by 40. 

I agree.  It's a shame that competition is taking such a backseat.  Basketball and other sports will have a path even if they are in a lessor conference, but this is all about football and the networks don't care about the niches that smaller schools have carved out.

cobra doesnt need to jump in on dan making calls and talking to people.  lets keep the hang zone a no cobra zone.

I don't like Greg McElroy. The dude tries way too fucking hard IMO. 

5 minutes ago, C-Man said:

I don't like Greg McElroy. The dude tries way too fucking hard IMO. 

he’s southlake trash. 

7 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

You’re Surly Horns trash

guilty. 

Y'all aren't killin' some Miller Leezys every weekend?

 

It's tongue-in-cheek, brahs. McElroy is a good.

2 minutes ago, nolongerU2horn said:

Y'all aren't killin' some Miller Leezys every weekend?

 

It's tongue-in-cheek, brahs. McElroy is a good.

white can only.  what a doofus.

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Bob freaking out about the qb from Southlake. Chill. Yeah it sucks for the kids he's grown up with but would he say the same thing to a female tennis player?   To kobe?  To lebron? Kid is essentially going pro and not taking the risk of getting hurt this year. God speed. 

know what i dont need? seabass talking texas football in the morning.  talking anything really. 

 

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On 7/31/2021 at 8:48 PM, XForce said:


The guy is radio gold. I hated the coach and I hate OU. He coached the Cowboys to a Super Bowl win. Yes, most of us could have done that but still.

I won’t come around on Bob or Lincoln unless they do the same. Fuck those guys.

Ask Larry Lacewell about him. Or the guys in Norman he would make get out of the barber chair in mid haircut when he walked in because he couldn’t wait 5 minutes. Or the OU cheerleader coach whom he (allegedly) gave herpes

Ask Larry Lacewell about him. Or the guys in Norman he would make get out of the barber chair in mid haircut when he walked in because he couldn’t wait 5 minutes. Or the OU cheerleader coach whom he (allegedly) gave herpes

I think Switzer loves “Lace” as he’s referred to him.
I googled Barry Switzer herpes and nothing came up.

Listening to Klatt drag aggy never disappoints, and hearing Bob get his aggy panties in a bunch about it… lulz. Get used to disappointment, Bob. You willingly drank from the jar. 

6 minutes ago, Dutch said:

Listening to Klatt drag aggy never disappoints, and hearing Bob get his aggy panties in a bunch about it… lulz. Get used to disappointment, Bob. You willingly drank from the jar. 

Only better thing was Klatt dragging cobra

Just now, NOMAAA said:

Only better thing was Klatt dragging cobra

did he? I wasn’t listening closely but I thought I heard him propping up OU quite a bit. 

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