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So what do we guess a ticker job pays?  Do all the other non host long time employees just have nothing else going for them that they live on shit pay?

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18 hours ago, futureman said:

nice little cameo on muse in the news today @Grubes

legend. 

I'd only heard the last four minutes or so of yesterday's MITN til just now...glad to still be part of things from time to time! 🤣

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35 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

So what do we guess a ticker job pays?  Do all the other non host long time employees just have nothing else going for them that they live on shit pay?

Julie was making $30K

26 minutes ago, Angry Gorilla said:

Julie was making $30K

thank you for knowing that. 

Bob interviewing his kids on popping zits.

Riveting radio right here. [emoji849]

2 hours ago, C-Man said:

Bob interviewing his kids on popping zits.

Riveting radio right here. emoji849.png

Kid somehow ended up with some game even with Bob as his dad. 

this morning show lineup of George/Sean/Gordo/Julie is better than the normal lineup.  main reason is that we don't have 4 hours of Gordo and Junes ganging up on Jub.  Gordo is much more laid back, and George is having a blast.  Julie chiming in on Muse in the News and Gordo's Corner adds to Jub's hilarity. 

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8 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

it’s like @Grubes, an apparent midget, and Mino have invaded Jer’s board

that is definitely more noticeable.  Jer is usually pretty chill on the board with drops, but he's been spitting fire this week.  "hut hut" was genius.

 

1 hour ago, Jive Turkey said:

that is definitely more noticeable.  Jer is usually pretty chill on the board with drops, but he's been spitting fire this week.  "hut hut" was genius.

 

I LOVE when Jer gets a chance to go full throttle! 

1 hour ago, Dr. Beeper said:

The image of “full throttle Jer” is quite disgusting. I imagine a porn video of a sweaty, twerking Jer sheathed with the inexplicable Macho Man Savage T-shirt on. 

inappropriate. 

5 hours ago, Dr. Beeper said:

So, fire Junes and Bob?

Perfect

1 hour ago, Dr. Beeper said:

The image of “full throttle Jer” is quite disgusting. I imagine a porn video of a sweaty, twerking Jer sheathed with the inexplicable Macho Man Savage T-shirt on. 

Surly has a line....you just crossed it bud.

10 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

that is definitely more noticeable.  Jer is usually pretty chill on the board with drops, but he's been spitting fire this week.  "hut hut" was genius.

 

Probably no coincidence that Junior is gone.  Junior isn't one for allowing others to step out of their lane.

20 minutes ago, Assman said:

Probably no coincidence that Junior is gone.  Junior isn't one for allowing others to step out of their lane.

cut that back a little bit. 

45 minutes ago, Assman said:

Probably no coincidence that Junior is gone.  Junior isn't one for allowing others to step out of their lane.

Paternity leave FTMFW

Grandma's ham sandwich. 

Bingo

Is anj a common nickname for Andy? It’s dumb. 

2 hours ago, NOMAAA said:

Is anj a common nickname for Andy? It’s dumb. 

Barney used the nickname frequently on the Andy Griffith Show

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Bob saying he's never used salt is the absolute most Bob thing ever. Bland as can be in all aspects of his life. 

5 hours ago, NOMAAA said:

Is anj a common nickname for Andy? It’s dumb. 

how is that pronounced?

6 minutes ago, futureman said:

like the first half of “Angie”?

 

Yes

43 minutes ago, futureman said:

like the first half of “Angie”?

 

Yes. It’s made up. And he forced it last season.  Literally no one else says it. Very cobra. Awful. Sorry for talking shit @Grubes

anyone know how to listen to this without signing up for patreon?

 

Thank gosh this is the last day we’ll have to hear about the cornfield game so Bob will stfu about Iowa’s “quad cities” as if they are some Midwest metropolis.

12 minutes ago, bluto said:

Thank gosh this is the last day we’ll have to hear about the cornfield game so Bob will stfu about Iowa’s “quad cities” as if they are some Midwest metropolis.

Hell, they're not even all in Iowa.

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Quivering Jub is the worst Jub. 

43 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Quivering Jub is the worst Jub. 

You are a big jerk because of the fact, you take a shot at Jub...

7 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Y’all are cold, and I’m serious. George is an emotional guy. It’s part of what made him great on Ranchwater Monday. 

And his message is so on point right now. Particularly with the pandemic’s resurgence. 

Fuck him and fuck you.

didn’t listen…what’d he say?

Assuming from the context it was something about Randy Rogers getting covid.

 

10 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

No. Says he’d disconnected from church, is kinda getting back into it, and his small group at church is committed to 5 acts of kindness per week. He’s very concerned about the state of the world and how we are more divided than ever. He got choked up a few times and Wally and mdmost I guess don’t like that. He happens to be spot on. 

Am I allowed to agree with everything Jub said, but also agree with @mdmost that Jub gets too emotional sometimes and it's not a good look? Or nah?

1 hour ago, mdmost said:

Quivering Jub is the worst Jub. 

Although, I guess I can argue that it's not Jub's worst look. Tone-deaf Jub calling others out for anything musical, including but not limited to, being tone-deaf is the worst Jub.

Would have been a perfect time for the Generic Youth Minister to drop by.

I don't think there is anyone more annoying than the fucking chick who voices all those ads whose voice rasps at the end of literally every word she says.

What’s the deal with Danny? Just turned it on to hear them sign off and Bob said thoughts and prayers to Danny.

12 minutes ago, Angry Gorilla said:

What’s the deal with Danny? Just turned it on to hear them sign off and Bob said thoughts and prayers to Danny.

I think he has covid. 

Mino, Julie, Blake showed up to work with symptoms and now it’s Danny’s turn

[emoji443]”Blakespiiiiiiin”[emoji443]
16 hours ago, bluto said:

Thank gosh this is the last day we’ll have to hear about the cornfield game so Bob will stfu about Iowa’s “quad cities” as if they are some Midwest metropolis.

They don't use salt in quad cities. Bobs wheelhouse 

11 hours ago, Angry Gorilla said:

What’s the deal with Danny? Just turned it on to hear them sign off and Bob said thoughts and prayers to Danny.

 

10 hours ago, futureman said:

I think he has covid. 

 

7 hours ago, nolongerU2horn said:

Mino, Julie, Blake showed up to work with symptoms and now it’s Danny’s turn

So Julie and Danny are fucking? Or...who's in the library with a candlestick?

Summer camp is over. Junior is coming back tomorrow. Probably 5 segments of new dad talk. 

al capone had built an ark and he put the hope diamond and syphilis in there with the elephant man’s bones. 

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Do you guys have antibodies?

Hadn’t seen this posted here yet (unless I missed it). The Musers take on a team from WRR in a trivia faceoff hosted by Brad Sham.

 

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