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If BaD Radio isn't on from 3-7 p.m. ...

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6.22.18

Koko scared.

Koko don't know what happening.

Koko no like heaven.

Koko find too hot.

Man with pitchfork poke Koko in gorilla.

Koko scared heaven always gonna be hot.

Koko meet Hitler this morning.

Hitler talk too loud.

Koko no like Koko life.

Physical life no good cause Koko meet Robin William.

Koko no like Robin William.

Robin William make Koko nervous.

Koko remember.

Koko have much courtesy laughter.

Koko want baby.

But Koko no want to accept penis.

Penis mean to Koko.

Koko think Mav draft sub-par.

Koko want to take Donnie Nelson to task.

Kitten want Koko.

Koko need kitten.

Yes, Koko get kitten.

But kitten run over by Miata.

Koko mad at Miata.

Koko thank you.

Jabari down in heaven with Koko. 

Jabari mean to Koko.   

Jabari pry penis upon Koko.

Koko rip penis off and put penis in Koko Barbie Dreamhouse.

Koko already impartial.

Koko receives beating from George.

Koko receive beating from George.

George no like way Koko smell.

Koko think Cowboy make mistake in releasing Dez.

Koko want to come on Muser every Friday.

Koko has 20 more minutes of Koko talk now.

Koko take your calls at 888-787-KOKO.

Koko's fading out.

 

 

 

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On 7/19/2018 at 4:21 PM, threesheets said:

JACK FM kicks ass.  

Is this a bit? Our version of Jack's Homogeneous Non-Threatening Semi--poprock is pathetic and lame. It occasionally rocks harder than KLUV. But, it's haus frau drivel mostly 

Vainbrag- I took this one at Fenway during the broke leg tour a few years ago. I'll look forward to Corby's multiple segments on this show.

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I like Jake and hope he gets his own show but his takes on pop culture and the world in general are so opposite mine it drive me crazy.

He hates British rock, monty python and science. That’s my holy grail...

LOL c-man beat me to it (so to speak)

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Is this the third Foo Fighters segment?  Jesus.  Could a station waste more time on an underwhelming band than the Ticket does with Foo Fighters?

Instant tune out for an hour.

I’ll disagree with underwhelming. I’ll agree with too many segments.

14 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

Could a station waste more time on an underwhelming band than the Ticket does with Foo Fighters?

Yes, the Musers with U2.

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15 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

Is this the third Foo Fighters segment?  Jesus.  Could a station waste more time on an underwhelming band than the Ticket does with Foo Fighters?

Instant tune out for an hour.

Of all the bands that came out of the 1990s I never would have thought we'd still have folks geeking out over the Foo Fighters 20+ years later.

Is this the third Foo Fighters segment?  Jesus.  Could a station waste more time on an underwhelming band than the Ticket does with Foo Fighters?
Instant tune out for an hour.


Yeah, I just stopped listening. They sound like cool guys but Grohl and the Gang do nothing for me.
Just now, LonghornSean said:

It was mainly just an extended entry to add to the Corby bragging montage.

The coolest thing about the story is hanging out with Rhett and Ken backstage at Fenway Park.

8 hours ago, CBT said:

Yes, the Musers with U2.

if you consider U2 underwhelming i wonder what bands you don't think are underwhelming...

if you consider U2 underwhelming i wonder what bands you don't think are underwhelming...

You’ve never heard of them.

Cap'n Geech and The Shrimp Shack Shooters?

So on Norm and D are actually watching YouTube videos and then commenting on them? Worst segment of all time, it’s why I only listen to this show about once a week. Worst show on the ticket.

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Do any of you guys want to share your “boom, crushed it” moments?

On 7/25/2018 at 5:53 PM, Mileslong said:

if you consider U2 underwhelming i wonder what bands you don't think are underwhelming...

U2 is fine...the Muser’s obsession with U2 is underwhelming.

On 7/25/2018 at 5:53 PM, Mileslong said:

if you consider U2 underwhelming i wonder what bands you don't think are underwhelming...

your mom’s pussy is underwhelming.  

your mom’s pussy is underwhelming.  

 

Wow, did you just make this up or get it from a comedy special because that is A+ material. Now you go climb those stairs from your parents basement, your mom needs you to loofa her back again...

 

1 hour ago, Mileslong said:

 

Wow, did you just make this up or get it from a comedy special because that is A+ material. Now you go climb those stairs from your parents basement, your mom needs you to loofa her back again...

 

lulz.  you sad bastard. 

15 minutes ago, Mileslong said:

 


Lulz you fucking immature idiot

 

why are you always so reactionary?  do you beat your kids? 

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I was on the fence about buying my wife a new diamond ring until the latest Diamonds Direct commercial with the trick shot Frisbee dude. Can't wait to go there because of the way they explain thingssss to youuuuuu.

Vodka and...transmission fluid? 

...basketball?

...potato chips? 

2 hours ago, CBT said:

Vodka and...transmission fluid? 

...basketball?

...potato chips? 

no, killer.  no solids. 

Blows my mind that people give as much of a shit about the Cowboys for the amount of time the station spends on it, esp preseason. Do people really listen to press conferences? 

1 hour ago, bluto said:

 Do people really listen to press conferences? 

Seattle. 

So Corby, basically you had to be there (re: Killer vodka/tonic)?

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On 7/23/2018 at 8:29 AM, Mileslong said:

I like Jake and hope he gets his own show but his takes on pop culture and the world in general are so opposite mine it drive me crazy.

He hates British rock, monty python and science. That’s my holy grail...

He’s actually come around on Monty Python. Said Life of Brian was pretty damned good

“You ever seen an ass calendar?”

”African Wild Ass”

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I'll grant BROdie got a hot piece and it's cool to make a living off doing trick shot videos but he is the living embodiment of Kris Kris if he had gotten engaged. Even down to the Kris Kris overlaugh.

finally heard that.  dude perfect is so incredibly overrated.  shoulda had the 'sah dude guys do it instead.

3 hours ago, mdmost said:

I'll grant BROdie got a hot piece and it's cool to make a living off doing trick shot videos but he is the living embodiment of Kris Kris if he had gotten engaged. Even down to the Kris Kris overlaugh.

I didn't hear the segment and had to do some Googling to see who you were talking about -- Brodie and his ladyfriend -- and Jesus she's a smoke show. She's a Cowboys cheerleader?

Isn't Dude Perfect a bunch of aggys? <gordo> Thaaaaaaaaankkkkk yooooooou

Things go viral in this woooorld foooor alllllll sorts of different reasons. 

I made mud this afternoon. What do y’all think about that?

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