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On 1/6/2022 at 7:32 AM, pops said:

Corbys car breakdown story was actually pretty funny. 

For someone that supposedly makes mid 6 figs, isn't it strange that he's counting on an '08 Explorer/Tahoe/Suburban to make it 1800 miles roundtrip? We usually rent a car when we take long roadtrips so we reduce the wear/tear on our vehicles. 

I'm glad he did it, much better story that way. 

I also love it when they talk about Van playing Richie Whitt. 

8 minutes ago, XForce said:

For someone that supposedly makes mid 6 figs, isn't it strange that he's counting on an '08 Explorer/Tahoe/Suburban to make it 1800 miles roundtrip?

you'd think Corby could get a nice lease for his wife from Classic BMW.

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Justin calling in saying he's a sometimes OU and TCU fan who loves Jalen Hurts was great. 

Jake asking when aggy is hanging the banner for their recruiting class during the mix was enjoyable.

Dan on the HL guessing 70s shitrock songs.

23 minutes ago, CBT said:

Dan on the HL guessing 70s shitrock songs.

Dan could read a VCR manual on the air and it would be better than Bob and Corby. seriously. 

I love how Corby shows his ignorance of anything mechanical. The alternator light just hasn't had time to reset itself...

On 1/6/2022 at 7:38 AM, Jive Turkey said:

i was listening to those segments at the gym on delay.  people were looking at me weird because i was laughing so much.

Wow, I was too Wednesday. I was running on the treadmill and when I heard Danny said “Now fart in this jar!” I lost it and everyone was wondering if I was having a seizure or something. The subsequent comments didn’t help me. 

17 hours ago, mdmost said:

Justin calling in saying he's a sometimes OU and TCU fan who loves Jalen Hurts was great. 

Then Angelo agreed with everything he said. 

Have they said how his Hurts fantasy team did? 

is jub officially the loser of picks with friends? 

Jake always had it in him but Dan is doing great work cultivating and refining the snark

14 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Jake always had it in him but Dan is doing great work cultivating and refining the snark

Dan is the best. 

Easy to be bitter if he’s still paying off his Masters. Not really auto why he got it. 

The musers are a beating. Hey none of us have seen a single episode of full house so let’s do a 5 min bit on it

 

 

2 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

The musers are a beating. Hey none of us have seen a single episode of full house so let’s do a 5 min bit on it

 

 

the musers are the best major-market radio personalities across all 50 states and puerto rico. 

3 minutes ago, futureman said:

the musers are the best major-market radio personalities across all 50 states and puerto rico. 

Tallest one eyed midgets in blind midget-land

Musers are hot and cold. The highs will have you cracking up, but their lows are super cringey and lower than every other show other than the Sooner/Aggy-line

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1 hour ago, Sawbonz said:

The musers are a beating. Hey none of us have seen a single episode of full house so let’s do a 5 min bit on it

 

 

Don't be so touchy. What are you, a Tanner?

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Is this the guy who owns the restaurant, had his tonsils taken out with a pair of pliers, and wants to bet Jay Lombardo, the clothier?

Jub's letterman bit just shows he might be as dumb as we suspect. If foo fighters playing everlong on the last show isn't in your top 5 then I don't know what to tell you. 

3 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

The musers are a beating. Hey none of us have seen a single episode of full house so let’s do a 5 min bit on it

 

 

You haven’t seen an episode of Full House?

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1 hour ago, mdmost said:

Is this the guy who owns the restaurant, had his tonsils taken out with a pair of pliers, and wants to bet Jay Lombardo, the clothier?

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3 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

The musers are a beating. Hey none of us have seen a single episode of full house so let’s do a 5 min bit on it

 

 

Seriously, that was brutal.  They established early on that not one of them had ever seen an episode.  Well then move on to something else you morons.  Very Cobra E-news-esque.  Let's just bullshit about a topic as we browse through Google results.  More questions than answers...

Lol at you turds complaining about full house.  It was during Muse in the News them not having 100% knowledge on everything is part of the comedy.  The segment was fine especially when the got to Jodie Sweetin.

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A buncha children of the 90s up in here being upset that the Musers didn't honor their TV dad the right way. 

9 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

Lol at you turds complaining about full house.  It was during Muse in the News them not having 100% knowledge on everything is part of the comedy.  The segment was fine especially when the got to Jodie Sweetin.

thank you. stumbling blindly through segments making off-color jokes is something the musers do very well. 

19 minutes ago, mdmost said:

A buncha children of the 90s up in here being upset that the Musers didn't honor their TV dad the right way. 

were they talkin cos?

3 hours ago, Gene Parmesan said:

part of the comedy. 


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Muse in the News...more questions than answers.

9 hours ago, mdmost said:

A buncha children of the 90s up in here being upset that the Musers didn't honor their TV dad the right way. 

FH was during their dark period. On Friday nights they were at games and not watching Friday night ABC. 

Don’t mean to brag but I’ve seen about 10 episodes of Friends. Doesn’t mean I can’t appreciate how popular it was. 

They are cringey about shit like this. 

Women be shoppin and bitches be whiny. 

And here I thought there’d be considerable talk of a Forty Niner trifecta today - D. Stubbs, Elvis G and Merton Hanks. 

Musers big announcement tom morning at 735?

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Cross talking with Corby before WTDS

Jake to Corby “oh we were talking about the 49ers and how they killed all of the Indians”

Dan to Corby “well not all of them…”

God I love Dan

58 minutes ago, bluto said:

Musers big announcement tom morning at 735?

I'm sure it's TicketStock or something lame like that.

2 hours ago, C-Man said:

I'm sure it's TicketStock or something lame like that.

Yep. 

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Pro Football Hall of Famer, All-Decade Team Member, and now “Coach Prime” – DEION SANDERS takes the stage with all joining the entire Ticket Team live on Stage on Friday Night February 18th; brought to you by Visit Big Bend.

Then on Saturday, February 19th the Ticket Timewasters will take the stage for a free concert.

Wonder how much they had to pay "Coach Prime" to show up? They could have used that to keep Tier 2's & 3's.

Wonder how much they had to pay "Coach Prime" to show up? They could have used that to keep Tier 2's & 3's.

i assume the title sponsor is covering it and $0 comes from cumulus.

Tony the Engineer is gone.  love him or hate him, he contributed.  hope he enjoys some Woodford Reserve.

 

23 hours ago, RPM said:

Wonder how much they had to pay "Coach Prime" to show up? They could have used that to keep Tier 2's & 3's.

there are no tier 2s. you should know this. 

5 hours ago, MAUFRAIS said:

Jail?

His wife is going through menopause.

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