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  • And I did. Just because it's "the way it is" doesn't mean it's not disappointing when the time comes to accept that the business is the business. The Ticket is an incredible thing. There's a reas

  • Still going with that bit? What if I gave you a shoutout from my verified (cue Vivaldi) Twitter account?   

  • He looks like mark mcgwire fucked Tom kite.

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Simple George is so cute. He still thinks tOSU is going to sever ties with Urban Meyer.

Both he and Craig didn't think the aggy transgression(s) is (are) a big deal. Pretty failed CFB segment all the way around.

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Love Joel Klatt being back and aggy reality baiting too!

I wouldn’t call it baiting.  he’s just a respected analyst stating facts. 

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My dear Lord. Fantastic

"How can I shoehorn in another Baker segment? Hey did y'all see that Pat Mahomes play?"

He needs to be a professional instead of a little fangirl fingerblasting herself and call him "Mayfield." 

Ticket Mouse made an appearance this morning.  That character is a complete beat-down...

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No Jake baby is alive, baby is dead E-brake?

11 hours ago, AustinMT said:

Ticket Mouse made an appearance this morning.  That character is a complete beat-down...

what's this guys deal?

4 hours ago, mdmost said:

No Jake baby is alive, baby is dead E-brake?

 

3 hours ago, irockalltherocks said:

I thought that would make it for sure.

No way Jub was going to let that be repeated. Same as the boycott of THL blue moments. 

"Hey everybody Urban Meyer is bad but I'm going to turn one of the TVs in the studio on to the Redskins preseason game so I can watch a guy who beat the fuck out of his kid play."  

On 8/24/2018 at 7:24 PM, Continental Op said:

"Hey everybody Urban Meyer is bad but I'm going to turn one of the TVs in the studio on to the Redskins preseason game so I can watch a guy who beat the fuck out of his kid play."  

you’re reaching. 

L4G knocked it out of the park today. What's the difference between a penis and a paycheck? 

Spoiler

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

 

I loved the hypothetical today on Dak versus other QBs. Vic was probably going crazy. 

Good lord Jake is a dumbass outside of any conversation having to do with sports.  Hey, Jake, here's a tip...learn the term "I Don't Know".  Feels like I'm listing to a teenage girl just guessing at everything trying to sound like they know what they fuck they're talking about then being wrong 90% of the time and looking dumber than if they'd just said "I don't know".  I hope none of the ticket hosts ever die if he's the replacement.  Needs to stick to sports or move to the Fan or something.

Holy hell I've never heard that Mike & Jane nonsense.  oh man that is hilarious!

1 hour ago, AbeFroman said:

Just laughed out loud at a red light.  So cringey and funny.

Same here.  I imagine the cars around me thought I was nuts.  Really strange comments all around

so had it been announced before today that Donovan and Jake will be hosting Cowboys post-game, and Norm is done with it?

41 minutes ago, threesheets said:

Can't say I blame him. Jane's a dime.

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she's been milf status since I was a kid.

57 minutes ago, Bruh Man said:

she's been milf status since I was a kid.

I remember when she started at Ch 5 in the 80's. They changed her name to Ann because former Miss America Jane Jayroe was the lead anchor. She was ridiculously hot back then.

for the longest i thought mike and her were an item.

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Mike is a huge asswipe.
Back when I worked in Auto claims right out of college he was in a minor wreck. He claimed injuries but both cars had very minor damage.
Dude was threatening to call in a news crew to show up at our office.

1 hour ago, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:

Mike is a huge asswipe.

I hear his daughter is hot and has daddy issues.

22 hours ago, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:

Mike is a huge asswipe.
Back when I worked in Auto claims right out of college he was in a minor wreck. He claimed injuries but both cars had very minor damage.
Dude was threatening to call in a news crew to show up at our office.
 

Classic---

 

Did he win his election? He is a huge douche. Maybe I am thinking of the wrong peron. 

gordo’s enthusiastic promotion of luke bryan was funny.  

2 hours ago, futureman said:

gordo’s enthusiastic promotion of luke bryan was funny.  

Jub criticizing Luke Bryan's singing talent was funny too.

Jane is no Meredith Land. My wife is friends with Meredith. I tell the wife how much I like that particular friend. Wife is not amused. I do not care. 

I thought Corby was pretty generous in his analysis, all things considered. He certainly didn’t say anything that’s not been said in about a dozen threads on the football board right now.

3 minutes ago, mdleast said:

I thought Corby was pretty generous in his analysis, all things considered. He certainly didn’t say anything that’s not been said in about a dozen threads on the football board right now.

it’s not what he said. it’s that he was tugging his dick while saying it.  

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