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On 6/30/2022 at 10:53 PM, Da Fino said:


I enjoyed that. I’m pretty sure they have bitched about him before. Also, I’ve worked in several buildings that have that exact same guy working. It was nice to see that guy get a chance to talk about his business.

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  • And I did. Just because it's "the way it is" doesn't mean it's not disappointing when the time comes to accept that the business is the business. The Ticket is an incredible thing. There's a reas

  • Still going with that bit? What if I gave you a shoutout from my verified (cue Vivaldi) Twitter account?   

  • He looks like mark mcgwire fucked Tom kite.

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1 hour ago, Grubes said:

The Ticket was an incredible thing.

It’s dead. It just doesn’t know it yet

1 hour ago, futureman said:

Shoopy!

 

1 hour ago, Grubes said:

Hey futureman!

 

23 minutes ago, mdmost said:

So my feeling is Grubes was ready to go where anybody told him. 

He's just been hanging around Surly a little bit.

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and I caught it in time!

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6 minutes ago, RPM said:

dump

Whoaaaaaa!!!

41 minutes ago, mdmost said:

So my feeling is Grubes was ready to go where anybody told him. 

am I wrong, guys?

17 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

It’s dead. It just doesn’t know it yet

is this your texzilla impression?

I worked in radio back in the day. Even got an intern gig at Belo with Norm on WFAA-AM 570 across the hall from Studio H home of The Zoo, KZEW-FM with LaBella, Rody and Rhyner. Those were heady days back when I was a street urchin fresh out of the Coast Guard.

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6 minutes ago, futureman said:

is this your texzilla impression?

Where do you see growth occurring? What time slots are attracting new listeners?

8 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

It’s dead. It just doesn’t know it yet

 

7 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Where do you see growth occurring? What time slots are attracting new listeners?

Gee, thanks for the great bedside manner there doc

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Grubes was a board op, has been gone ten years, and yet I still know that he was in a tribute band called “Pepper Theft”. Yeah, there’s something special about the Ticket. 

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Grubes was a board op, has been gone ten years, and yet I still know that he was in a tribute band called “Pepper Theft”. Yeah, there’s something special about the Ticket. 

He also slept in a race car bed at Dirk’s house.

Jesus has Grubes really been gone 10 years?
Damn, time flies.
44 minutes ago, BigDHornfan said:


He also slept in a race car bed at Dirk’s house.

Jesus has Grubes really been gone 10 years?
Damn, time flies.

Yep…April 6 was the 10 year anniversary of my last day.
 

And June 3rd was the 20 year anniversary of my first day interning up there, which really threw me for a loop! 

the best was when dirk showed up to buy grubes’s house holding a bag of money in one hand and spinning a basketball on the other.  

6 hours ago, Grubes said:

Yep…April 6 was the 10 year anniversary of my last day.
 

And June 3rd was the 20 year anniversary of my first day interning up there, which really threw me for a loop! 

You still team "only basketball shorts"?

That was always one of my favorite Grubes things. Basketball shorts for every occasion 

1 minute ago, Hermanator said:

You still team "only basketball shorts"?

That was always one of my favorite Grubes things. Basketball shorts for every occasion 

Darn right I am!

4 hours ago, Grubes said:

Darn right I am!

Rotten Radio E-brakes all day today. They played your call into Rangers postgame lamenting the loss of a player, forget which one. Funny shit.

Have you figured out how to even fix a horses leg though?

39 minutes ago, Dilligas said:

Rotten Radio E-brakes all day today. They played your call into Rangers postgame lamenting the loss of a player, forget which one. Funny shit.

Have you figured out how to even fix a horses leg though?

Each year, I get less and less optimistic. 😔

20 minutes ago, MAUFRAIS said:

Bone, you ignoramus.

Do I need to find the audio?

12 minutes ago, NOMAAA said:

Do I need to find the audio?

I don't WANT audio!

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This week is the polar opposite of wake up and then go back an hour on the Sports Day app to see what you've missed on the morning show. 

Don't hate on Elf. He's a Horn and Ticket OG.

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Okay. That doesn't make him an enjoyable listen. If it was DJ and anyone else, it would be a lot more enjoyable. Thankfully it's a short week.

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30 minutes ago, RPM said:

Don't hate on Elf. He's a Horn and Ticket OG.

i also like extra extra extra crispy bacon so this hits close to home.

15 hours ago, Dilligas said:

Rotten Radio E-brakes all day today. They played your call into Rangers postgame lamenting the loss of a player, forget which one. Funny shit.

Have you figured out how to even fix a horses leg though?

Yu Darvish

Also, does anybody remember the exact joke that finally pulled the plug on Triple Fake Koko from Lower Heaven?

1 hour ago, RPM said:

Don't hate on Elf. He's a Horn and Ticket OG.

He’s terrible. He can’t even fix a horse’s bones!  

Julie’s ebrake last week illustrate why she is so terrible. 

35 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Yu Darvish

Also, does anybody remember the exact joke that finally pulled the plug on Triple Fake Koko from Lower Heaven?

I forgot myself, but this is from a Reddit thread...

"On Juneteenth he said, "there is another primate holiday to discuss..." before leading into his typical anecdote of some famous monkey. So they thought he was referring to Juneteenth as a holiday for primates and cut him off.

I think he meant this is also a holiday for primates...but they didn't take it that way.

EDIT: Went back and listened to my recording. He said, "today is extra special primate anniversary for KoKo and Koko not talking about Juneteenth. Do you muser know what commemorate today is?"

i still think he just had an unfortunate choice/order of wording but maybe i'm naive."

27 minutes ago, Matuka said:

I forgot myself, but this is from a Reddit thread...

"On Juneteenth he said, "there is another primate holiday to discuss..." before leading into his typical anecdote of some famous monkey. So they thought he was referring to Juneteenth as a holiday for primates and cut him off.

I think he meant this is also a holiday for primates...but they didn't take it that way.

EDIT: Went back and listened to my recording. He said, "today is extra special primate anniversary for KoKo and Koko not talking about Juneteenth. Do you muser know what commemorate today is?"

i still think he just had an unfortunate choice/order of wording but maybe i'm naive."

Whatever he meant, he was flirting with disaster by even bringing up Juneteenth as a fake character that happens to be a fucking gorilla. There is no defense for that, and good riddance. 

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EDIT: Went back and listened to my recording. He said, "today is extra special primate anniversary for KoKo and Koko not talking about Juneteenth. Do you muser know what commemorate today is?"

That is equating primates with Juneteenth as a joke, very intentional.

 

Corby is a fucking retard. He should be in a helmet and a leash. That is all. 

32 minutes ago, pops said:

Corby is a fucking retard. He should be in a helmet and a leash. That is all. 

is this about the vacation segment?

The Corby vacation segment was painful. 15 straight minutes about how teenagers want to hang out with other teenagers instead of their parents. That's it. No funny story or anything remotely interesting. And I swear he's done the same segment before.

"Hey Corby, think you can fill a segment with vacation talk?"

"Oh yeah, I've got some gold. And I won't even have to do any kind of prep or work either, so it's a win-win."

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41 minutes ago, futureman said:

is this about the vacation segment?

College football blowhard. But could really be about any of his segments I suppose. 

Davey is excellent.  I’d always liked him but he’s been more enjoyable than I was expecting.  Maybe that’s more of a statement on Corby.  Probably it is. 

The Corby vacation segment was painful. 15 straight minutes about how teenagers want to hang out with other teenagers instead of their parents. That's it. No funny story or anything remotely interesting. And I swear he's done the same segment before.
"Hey Corby, think you can fill a segment with vacation talk?"
"Oh yeah, I've got some gold. And I won't even have to do any kind of prep or work either, so it's a win-win."

Corby has to have pics of Cumulus execs getting fucked by a goat. Nothing else explains it. A pathetic bastard.
4 minutes ago, MAUFRAIS said:

Elfenbein … gay not gay?

Don't be a meshugenah.

8 hours ago, futureman said:

Davey is excellent.  I’d always liked him but he’s been more enjoyable than I was expecting.  Maybe that’s more of a statement on Corby.  Probably it is. 

Davey gets audibly irritated with Bob. I cannot take Bob any longer. Corby is far more patient with Bob than Danny was or Davey appears to be. I wouldn’t be surprised if a work environment that wasn’t fun anymore hastened Danny’s departure. And that’s all Bob. 

Having said that, in a college football segment, Corby said the absolutely dumbest shit. I couldn’t believe it, because he is head and shoulders above Bob in that area. This was two days ago - I have already forgotten it. 

5 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:


Corby has to have pics of Cumulus execs getting fucked by a goat. Nothing else explains it. A pathetic bastard.

I hear he gets all the advertising dollars. 

5 hours ago, Porterhouse said:

Davey gets audibly irritated with Bob. I cannot take Bob any longer.

i had that exact same thought.  can't remember what it was, but Davey was just completely dismissive of whatever Bob said, and had to voice his displeasure somehow.  i think it was a very loud groan.

Sturm Center yesterday was horrible.  some UFC talk with a dude from the Bachelor and Bob's son, i think.  i tuned out after 8 seconds.

i didn't listen to Corby's vacation talk at all.  i've learned my lesson.  Corby goes somewhere and acts like he's the only person who's ever been there.  "Dude, let me tell you about ___________.  It's incredible.  If you have the chance, you should go there."  yeah, i know, i've been there.

Davey is a godsend.  at least 2 segments are enjoyable (E-News and CQH).

 

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Corby needs to be put in a rocket and shot into the sun. He has completely lost touch with the audience. He thinks he’s Ferris Bueller. Everyone should go to Cabo. Or Côte d’Azur. When most of his audience is staycationing with a day at Six Flags or going to Barton Springs.

Davey has been fantastic. And he has pushed back quicker and harder against Bob and corbys dumassedry than I thought he would. 

Yesterday when corby was going on about the big 10 and who they are targeting Davey finally had enough and was like...um it all hinges on notre dame. And corby wad like yeah yeah yeah like that was just a given. 

My God... can you imagine a hardline of sirois Davey and Danny producing?  Pump that shit right into my veins. Jake Davey and sirois would be awesome,  too,  and probably better from the sports angle,  but I love what Dan and Jake have going on the hang zone. It's as good of a show as the ticket has ever had. 

1 hour ago, Jive Turkey said:

i had that exact same thought.  can't remember what it was, but Davey was just completely dismissive of whatever Bob said, and had to voice his displeasure somehow.  i think it was a very loud groan.

Sturm Center yesterday was horrible.  some UFC talk with a dude from the Bachelor and Bob's son, i think.  i tuned out after 8 seconds.

i didn't listen to Corby's vacation talk at all.  i've learned my lesson.  Corby goes somewhere and acts like he's the only person who's ever been there.  "Dude, let me tell you about ___________.  It's incredible.  If you have the chance, you should go there."  yeah, i know, i've been there.

Davey is a godsend.  at least 2 segments are enjoyable (E-News and CQH).

 

I go there multiple times per year. And in fact just spent 2 weeks in June and last Thanksgiving there. Corby is the exact self absorbed doucher we thought he was. He is world’s better than Bob. The Hard Line will not last. There is no way. 

Bob is okay bad, and Davey just crushes him routinely. It’s great. 

one minor criticism that applies to all shows in the past couple weeks: just not enough jalen brunson segments. i need a couple per hour from 5:30-7pm. is that too much to ask? i feel like the actual number is maybe as low as 1.5 per hour.

17 hours ago, pops said:

Davey has been fantastic. And he has pushed back quicker and harder against Bob and corbys dumassedry than I thought he would. 

Yesterday when corby was going on about the big 10 and who they are targeting Davey finally had enough and was like...um it all hinges on notre dame. And corby wad like yeah yeah yeah like that was just a given. 

My God... can you imagine a hardline of sirois Davey and Danny producing?  Pump that shit right into my veins. Jake Davey and sirois would be awesome,  too,  and probably better from the sports angle,  but I love what Dan and Jake have going on the hang zone. It's as good of a show as the ticket has ever had. 

I listened to Sirois on My Dark Companion a couple of days ago. I think there were a couple of telling things about why Rhyner left and why Sirois left. Sirois said something to the effect of putting in as much or more effort as his friends making a couple hundred grand and that wore on him. When Rhyner said that Corby and Danny weren’t told about him leaving until the day before, I thought that was really eye opening. Rhyner has gotten softer but doesn’t tolerate fools. I feel like his give up over the last couple of years he was around was due to what surrounded him. 

 

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