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6 hours ago, mdmost said:

And he’s staying through Enews every Thursday. 

I missed the E-news carryover but the first bit of Rant Reboot was so, so great.

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  • And I did. Just because it's "the way it is" doesn't mean it's not disappointing when the time comes to accept that the business is the business. The Ticket is an incredible thing. There's a reas

  • Still going with that bit? What if I gave you a shoutout from my verified (cue Vivaldi) Twitter account?   

  • He looks like mark mcgwire fucked Tom kite.

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Cat is circling the wagons and it's working on this guy. Hardline had been better than ever. Rhynes is doing God's work.   

10 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:


Gordo was savvy enough to understand that local celebrity can be a curse for one’s personal life. I respect the hell out of him. I don’t think he will ever discuss his family and I think flat out refuse any stunt programming or bits like Corby and others do with theirs. Those might be the most uncomfortable bits on the station.

Those bits are always great. Nice post dipshit. 

8 hours ago, Hermanator said:

Was catching up on the top 10 on the app and Steve in the attic is one of my favorite characters. All the creepy "ohhhhhh" noises almost make me pull the car over. 

It was a terrible recycled character. No wonder you liked it. 

Always keep safety in the back of your mind, just stay humble. 
 

(surprised hangzone hasn’t jumped on that humble part)

I will be glad to hear Joel putting Sturm’s dick in a vise over this liss to Cock.


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1 minute ago, Texzilla58 said:

I will be glad to hear Joel putting Sturm’s dick in a vise over this liss to Cock.
 

I actually bet Joel won’t be too hard on them. They’re irrelevant now.  But then again, so are we. 

Bob will have some whiny excuse and claim they just ran out of time. Maybe that will trigger Klatt.

I should make the Crow Line with this Tracy Wolfson comment.

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Here’s a quarter. Go downtown and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face.

 

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On 10/22/2022 at 11:11 PM, Texzilla58 said:

Bob will have some whiny excuse and claim they just ran out of time. Maybe that will trigger Klatt.

Corby will tee it up, and Klatt will knock it out of the park.  That's what happened last week.  Segment ending, aggy on a bye, and Corby throws out a aggy comment that Klatt hammered.  

we begin tonight at 9 with a breaking bond report that just may be hard to believe.....

i dont believe it.

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27 minutes ago, NOMAAA said:

we begin tonight at 9 with a breaking bond report that just may be hard to believe.....

i dont believe it.

I blame Mike Collier and his turning Texas into California. 

Fake political ads on the Musers this morning had me giggling. 

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On 10/24/2022 at 8:40 AM, Dutch said:

Corby will tee it up, and Klatt will knock it out of the park.  That's what happened last week.  Segment ending, aggy on a bye, and Corby throws out a aggy comment that Klatt hammered.  

seems like aggy tee'd themselves up last night.

On 10/25/2022 at 8:55 AM, DDD Dad said:

Fake political ads on the Musers this morning had me giggling. 

Listened to this on the app last night and it was great

Scattershooting while wondering whatever happened to Greggo? Is he still alive?

Scattershooting while wondering whatever happened to Greggo? Is he still alive?

He’s still alive.
He was on Emily Jones and Julie’s podcast about a month or so ago.
Don’t think he’s working, said he spends a lot of time volunteering at his church.

Hey Snake…guess what? My pig found its, found its self smart enough to hop over in the the barrier from his pen to the next pen and eat all of that pigs food and then go to the next one and eat all of that pigs food and then the next one and eat all of that pigs food and make his way back in time for when it was my turn my time to feed him he had already eaten three meals and would just be sitting there waiting for me and I would feed him and he would eat that. That’s why he gained so much weight and got sifted at the fat stock show.

On 10/24/2022 at 6:40 AM, Dutch said:

Corby will tee it up, and Klatt will knock it out of the park.  That's what happened last week.  Segment ending, aggy on a bye, and Corby throws out a aggy comment that Klatt hammered.  

Corby didn't even need to tee it up. Klatt was coming in already taking BP. 

Maybe I’m just sleep deprived but I cracked up at this kid looking like a young jub

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Picks With Friends gave us Maximum Jub. Incredible. 

My monkey and my money go to st. marks. 

it's really kind of shocking how much better afternoon jub is compared to musers jub.

Post nap kinda punch drunk jub is great. 

it's really kind of shocking how much better afternoon jub is compared to musers jub.

So far Rhyner has done nothing but wake up the Ticket. His show on the freak is just an exercise in laziness so far.

I saw an interesting theory on the ticket Reddit page,
What if Rhyner’s end game was to get the underpaid and under appreciated, Danny and Sirois a good paying gig (if Danny does end up at the Freak) and also get the Ticket back to its glory?
Not saying it’s true, but it did make me think for a minute.

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I doubt Rhyner thought much about the Ticket guys at all with his plans. I think it was more to get Sirois, Grubes, and Julie more money while giving himself an outlet and the ego stroke of starting another station. 

I doubt Rhyner thought much about the Ticket guys at all with his plans. I think it was more to get Sirois, Grubes, and Julie more money while giving himself an outlet and the ego stroke of starting another station. 

I wonder how much Mike is making vs all these other folks. They surely got a raise but I doubt they are making Top host money. I mean most of them worked for peanuts for years. If they don’t get some book it’s going to all going away.
On 10/27/2022 at 7:19 PM, NOMAAA said:

My monkey and my money go to st. marks. 

Uh, he wants to try out for the golf team. You got any left handed clubs?

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Dan took oSu as his triple play. He's definitely getting knifed on a Greyhound. 

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Seen on Twitter. Chef’s kiss to the creator:

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Holy shit. That’s great p1 humor. 

Unrecognized five year massive changes. Hahahaha

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Computer needs to go the way of the Dancing With The Stars segment. Only have it on if you're making fun of him. 

computer is a fucking nerd.  bad bit.

Triple Fake Tiger doing the Desperado’s ad is about the lamest thing I’ve ever heard. Fucking painful.

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The Most Interesting Man In The World ad is equally bad but more because that's something that hasn't been done in commercials in 5+ years. Next thing, they'll do a What's Up ad. 

I like Desperados. Not as much as Avila's, but damn do they need to hire an ad agency. 

If they aren't going to just savagely slaughter Computer's dumb bullshit then just cancel the bit

2 hours ago, Hermanator said:

I like Desperados. Not as much as Avila's, but damn do they need to hire an ad agency. 

If they aren't going to just savagely slaughter Computer's dumb bullshit then just cancel the bit

Avilas is goat for Dallas Tex mex

“George you said late night your neighborhood felt like “the Alamo.” What did you mean by that?”

- Gordon Keith 

50 minutes ago, bluto said:

Can they piss more time away on the offbeat singing cowboys fan. 

i like alamo art.

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You got Gordo drinking Jake's wife's breast milk. What more do you want?

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