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  • Still going with that bit? What if I gave you a shoutout from my verified (cue Vivaldi) Twitter account?   

  • He looks like mark mcgwire fucked Tom kite.

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Touchdown Brothers don’t know the Phils won the World Series in 2008. “It’s been forty two years!”

55 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

Cool interview with Sterlin Harjo yesterday. 

 

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all I could think about the whole time. 

Cool interview with Sterlin Harjo yesterday. 

Yes I did cringe laugh when bob couldn’t panic remember the name Elora Danan… which is like the easiest of the groups names.

Lol
7 hours ago, Speedtrucker said:


Yes I did cringe laugh when bob couldn’t panic remember the name Elora Danan… which is like the easiest of the groups names.

Lol

Easier than "Bear" or "Cheese"?

I get it but it’s not like bob wasn’t trying to make a big deal about being a child of the 70/80s etc about the lost boys and Tim cappello but he completely whiffs on the biggest 80s Willow reference. In my mind I was thinking about bobs talk about the 70/80s references, shoulda put it in the thread.

Might as well talk about star wars and Larry skywalking.

gordon, is aubrey plaza on your list?

my list?  like a kill list?

I smooshed a gopher with my car brings tears. Every single time. 

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Tuesday can't get here fast enough. Then I no longer have to hear Greg Abbott dragging out his "s"s.  Texasssssssssss. Dreamssssssssss. 

i wasnt voting for him before but him and dan patrick texting me every day and having to hear all that bullshit every day is making me not vote for him even harder!

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That's because you want to turn Texas into California. 

55 minutes ago, NOMAAA said:

i wasnt voting for him before but him and dan patrick texting me every day and having to hear all that bullshit every day is making me not vote for him even harder!

I must've told the right people to fuck off enough times that I don't hear from either of those two.

Dalton Pistolshot is a true conservative who isn't afraid to break the law while still being for law and order.  He is also not against bazooka ownership for toddlers.  Let's go rustle up some cattle and keep our penises.

Monty needs to be added to the hang zone. Used to not like him. He’s great. 

Also Jay king on the top ten has gotten a ton better. 

12 hours ago, NOMAAA said:

Monty needs to be added to the hang zone. Used to not like him. He’s great. 

Monty’s got something for sure.

I still want SOTA to save his life, too. 

Chappy called Bama going down.

4 hours ago, RPM said:

Chappy called Bama going down.

I don’t ever bet on games but that line seemed fucking absurd to me. 

LOL at Bob picking aggy -3.5 this week

Junior: TCU has the best stadium and best game day experience in Texas.

Jfc

Junior is one of the best at giving strong opinions from a real position of ignorance.

5 hours ago, CBT said:

Junior: TCU has the best stadium and best game day experience in Texas.

Jfc

Post-renovation Amon Carter is a great place/environment to watch a college football game.

1 hour ago, C-Man said:

Post-renovation Amon Carter is a great place/environment to watch a college football game.

better than Kyle field?

but we wish her well because selena gomez just gave her a kidney. 

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My write in candidate for Dallas Judge was Judge Softy. 

On 11/7/2022 at 11:49 AM, C-Man said:

Post-renovation Amon Carter is a great place/environment to watch a college football game.

The TCU band amplifying their sound through their Jumbotron is a huge beating, and kind of chickenshit

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2 hours ago, statsman said:

The TCU band amplifying their sound through their Jumbotron is a huge beating, and kind of chickenshit

Sorta weird, but better to be able to actually hear the band than the shit we get exposed to at DKR.

The HardLine guys talking about their favorite $25 socks, t shirts, and underwear with Bob. Rich guys talking about their luxury underthings with an audience that’s mostly multipacks at WalMart.

Sorta weird, but better to be able to actually hear the band than the shit we get exposed to at DKR.

That was part of the shit that pissed me off… why the fuck can’t the band handle all the timeouts and shit. I don’t want zombie nation kickoffs, I want the fucking showband of the southwest plying the monkey beat at kickoff

Poor Bob can’t win with Surly…or TexAgs posters

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craig is a sip homer?  whats this guys deal?

5 minutes ago, NOMAAA said:

craig is a sip homer?  whats this guys deal?

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Bob overly critical of aggy? 

Funny GIF

 

I guess jimbos nuts are only on Bobs chin and not all the way in his mouth. That would be the only criticism aggy could find of Bob. 

Klatt criticizes the SEC but more so indulges in eviscerating A/M, pretty much on a weekly basis. 

Despite not being from Texas, Klatt has a good understanding of what aggy are, their pathetic delusions of grandeur, and thus takes great enjoyment in calling them out on it. 

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6 minutes ago, Dutch said:

Despite not being from Texas, Klatt has a good understanding of what aggy are, their pathetic delusions of grandeur, and thus takes great enjoyment in calling them out on it. 

He played against them in the same conference so he knows better than most people. 

He has zero reason to like Texas and every reason to hate Texas. He said Drew Kelson still messages him on the anniversary of 70-0. Yet he says the good stuff about Sark as well as the bad stuff. 

There's just no good stuff to say about aggy. They make themselves so unlikable with their inferiority complex and cringy rituals that no one can consider them an underdog, yet they constantly fuck up every conference season against almost any team that is remotely decent after playing no one in non conference. 

does anyone else find fake mike mccartney fucking hilarious?  I’m surprised that a george character makes me laugh. 

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3 hours ago, futureman said:

does anyone else find fake mike mccartney fucking hilarious?  I’m surprised that a george character makes me laugh. 

Yeah, it's pretty good. Johnny Pants was back on the air today. Very, very underrated character. (Don't forget to sports.)

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GREAT Rant Reunion (double) segment today breaking down Gordo’s Green Bay arrest. Can’t believe it was 25 years ago that I was listening to it live.

Man I loved that, I was in elementary school and I remember my dad telling his other ticket buddies about that story. Gordo will always be a legend to me. 

Man I loved that, I was in elementary school and I remember my dad telling his other ticket buddies about that story. Gordo will always be a legend to me. 

God I’m old.
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A little nugget of truth finally popped in during the recounting of the Green Bay arrest. Gordo dug his boot heels into the G at midfield. That was conveniently edited out years ago. That's what pissed off the Green Bay P1. It wasn't Gordo being on the field or yelling the Jerry Kramer was offsides. Maybe it was also that Bart Starr wasn't that great. But he did have two sons, one of whom Norm knows really well. 

Listening to the top 25 moments. Dan and corso breakdown is so flipping awesome. 

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