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9 minutes ago, mdleast said:

The greatest golfer in Ticket history

I've slept since then.  Humor me.

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  • Still going with that bit? What if I gave you a shoutout from my verified (cue Vivaldi) Twitter account?   

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Just now, DDD Dad said:

I've slept since then.  Humor me.

Jesus, you lazy bastard.

 

5 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Jesus, you lazy bastard.

 

Yeah I saw that post and still had no idea who it was.  Figured it out using the googles.

 

 

Sue me.

2 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

Yeah I saw that post and still had no idea who it was.  Figured it out using the googles.

 

 

Sue me.

Tell me you don’t listen to The Ticket without telling me

27 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

Yeah I saw that post and still had no idea who it was.  Figured it out using the googles.

Sue me.

expect a letter from my lawyer. 

haha.  which one of you nerds went up to the ticket today in your staubach jersey trying to get on the hangzone?

 

good bit.

junior letting us know this morning that he "spent a lot of last week watching videos and and old interviews with barbara walters" feels very on brand.

1 hour ago, bizzle said:

junior letting us know this morning that he "spent a lot of last week watching videos and and old interviews with barbara walters" feels very on brand.

He has cover now with Jer. 

Jerry Jr drew me a picture of Chewbacca…and Yoda….having sex. 

Jean gave me a coupon for a free vasectomy. 

Veruca’s mom even gave me a present - some new legal papers that I can’t get into the details of right now. 

Although at my age now making New Year’s Resolutions is kinda like a fat chick trying to paint her toe nails for a date, isn’t it?

God bless Jake and family.
As a father of a son that had to wear a helmet for awhile to fix his misshaped head, I can’t imagine having an infant going through skull surgery.

9 minutes ago, BigDHornfan said:

God bless Jake and family.
As a father of a son that had to wear a helmet for awhile to fix his misshaped head, I can’t imagine having an infant going through skull surgery.

He covered it in detail on IJB a week or two ago. 

Ha!  Fuck Bob. I want him to ride the bus but it will suck for content. 

47 minutes ago, pops said:

Ha!  Fuck Bob. I want him to ride the bus but it will suck for content. 

I’m guessing he lost one of his picks tonight?

and yes, the content would be useless from a radio standpoint.  but still, fuck bob. 

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1 hour ago, pops said:

Ha!  Fuck Bob. I want him to ride the bus but it will suck for content. 

Squirrel suit Bob

5 hours ago, futureman said:

I’m guessing he lost one of his picks tonight?

and yes, the content would be useless from a radio standpoint.  but still, fuck bob. 

He had Jacksonville as a triple and Dan and corby both had Tennessee as a triple. 

56 minutes ago, nolongerU2horn said:

It’s really looking like it’s gonna be Bob

That Cincinnati cover makes it interesting. 

Comes down to Philly/giants. If Philly covers,  Bob rides,  otherwise it's corby. 

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2 minutes ago, nolongerU2horn said:

No, if NY covers it’s a tie between Bob and Corby. They’ll do a tiebreaker 

Yep you're right. Dan is safe. Best nob can do is a tie. 

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Looking like a tiebreaker. Bob should just flip to Georgia but I'm sure they'll take it another week. Now Dan is going to enjoy the segment again. 

Damn. Detty had a rough day losing mom and dad in 24 hours. Rough shit. 

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Damn. Was he the guy who also had the head on collision last week?

20 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Damn. Was he the guy who also had the head on collision last week?

No clue. 

1 hour ago, mdmost said:

Damn. Was he the guy who also had the head on collision last week?

No that was Ham with the head on collision 

Damn. Detty had a rough day losing mom and dad in 24 hours. Rough shit. 

Holy shit. It never clicked before but I knew his dad from my Middle/High School days. His dad was our AD/Head Football Coach.

Yeah the Giants beat the spread only losing by 6. Dont know why he was saying that at 3:36 only minutes into the game. 

For a tie breaker they should both simultaneously be pepper sprayed and the first to cough loses

they agreed last week that there would be a tiebreaker round of 5 games.  jub picks.

so they tied, right?

I think the mom technically died first.
33 minutes ago, MAUFRAIS said:


I think the mom technically died first.

jesus.

1 hour ago, Hermanator said:

Yeah the Giants beat the spread only losing by 6. Dont know why he was saying that at 3:36 only minutes into the game. 

Apparently you've never met Sandbagging Bob

41 minutes ago, MAUFRAIS said:


I think the mom technically died first.

you're actually wrong

22 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

So does this mean Corby is going to go back to being an OU fan?

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Oh my God. Fuck you TCU Corby. I hope he took it all in. How many championship game losses does he need to witness in person. 

Gotta love how Bob went 3-7 on the last card to find himself in this predicament.  

1 hour ago, Surly Bevo said:

Gotta love how Bob went 3-7 on the last card to find himself in this predicament.  

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2 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

Gotta love how Bob went 3-7 on the last card to find himself in this predicament.  

He's just too busy watching all 22 with his big fucking sports brain to focus on spreads

16 hours ago, Ghost of LL said:

So does this mean Corby is going to go back to being an OU fan?

 

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Don't be like that asshole a couple weeks back who blew himself up. 

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Picks with friends all comes down to this game. They had every pick the same so corby said fuck it and switched and took the chargers. One game for the bus. 

3 minutes ago, pops said:

Picks with friends all comes down to this game. They had every pick the same so corby said fuck it and switched and took the chargers. One game for the bus. 

Looking good for the Snake at the moment.  Though again as much as I WANT Bob to have to take that bus ride....Cobra would be much more entertaining.  He would actually be in his yuk monkey element.  

3 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Looking good for the Snake at the moment.  Though again as much as I WANT Bob to have to take that bus ride....Cobra would be much more entertaining.  He would actually be in his yuk monkey element.  

Yeah. Want Bob to lose. Don't want to hear Bob on the bus. But someone might stab him after hearing his voice for 30 minutes so maybe it would work out. 

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