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  • Still going with that bit? What if I gave you a shoutout from my verified (cue Vivaldi) Twitter account?   

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I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING BUS

9 minutes ago, RPM said:

 

Corby will make so much more of the bus ride than aggy Bob would

Aggy Bob would be converting people after he wore them down with a 45 minute question.

1 hour ago, C-Man said:

Is Jub drunk?

afternoon jub goes hard in the paint. 

5 minutes ago, futureman said:

afternoon jub goes hard in the paint. 

He seemed to have David Newberry slop mouth going this afternoon.

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2 hours ago, C-Man said:

He seemed to have David Newberry slop mouth going this afternoon.

He was the hot name going around Valley Ranch?

When’s the one time I won’t mind the over saturation of Cowboys coverage on the Ticket the day after a Cowboys game?

On 1/13/2023 at 3:22 PM, bluto said:

Always keep safety in the back of your mind, just stay humble

Yep. Every time I hear it, I laugh. What an authoritative voice giving me unsolicited advice. 

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we used to go finger-cuffs on that slow girl from one county over. 

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I feel like we're going to get a lot more Mural Guy pop ins. 

On 1/13/2023 at 3:22 PM, bluto said:

Always keep safety in the back of your mind, just stay humble

What the fuck does that even mean. And I hadn't really noticed it until your post. Now I can't unheard or uncringe

That’s because your humble arms are now open

did anyone here watch fucking smallville?  and if you did, do you care enough about to listen to a podcast about it?  and because the answer is obviously no, why are these dipshits advertising on the ticket app?

That’s because your humble arms are now open

Ears not arms
54 minutes ago, futureman said:

did anyone here watch fucking smallville?  and if you did, do you care enough about to listen to a podcast about it?  and because the answer is obviously no, why are these dipshits advertising on the ticket app?

That show changed their lives forever and maybe yours, too.

And why do those fucking ads run right over the middle of a segment? I get that I may not always like certain ads, but it’s especially worse when I am forced to miss content for them. 

33 minutes ago, Frank The Tank said:

And why do those fucking ads run right over the middle of a segment? I get that I may not always like certain ads, but it’s especially worse when I am forced to miss content for them. 

2 taps on the 15 sec FF to skip the Smallville crap. I haven't noticed them doing it the last day or two.

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Are y’all just now hearing the stay humble guy? He’s been an ear worm for a year for me. 

54 minutes ago, NOMAAA said:

Are y’all just now hearing the stay humble guy? He’s been an ear worm for a year for me. 

But have you been keeping safety in the back of your mind for a year? 

5 hours ago, RPM said:

2 taps on the 15 sec FF to skip the Smallville crap. I haven't noticed them doing it the last day or two.

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When you’re running on a treadmill, this can cause a major accident at 8.5 mph. 

4 hours ago, pops said:

But have you been keeping safety in the back of your mind for a year? 

The always keep safety in the back of your mind by some soft spoken half-drunk weird Cajun is an odd choice. The add-on advice of staying humble is flat out creepy. I drove bus. 

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It's actually non-24. 

9 minutes ago, Porterhouse said:

When you’re running on a treadmill, this can cause a major accident at 8.5 mph. 

Pfft, I do it at 80 mph on 114

Are y’all just now hearing the stay humble guy? He’s been an ear worm for a year for me. 

Every time I hear that I think of Tim Meadows. Sounds a lot like him.
2 hours ago, Fudbelty said:


Every time I hear that I think of Tim Meadows. Sounds a lot like him.

Yes!!

Just wait till their next round of commercials:

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"Lawrence is coming like a freight train, you can see it".

-Norman Bukakke Hitzges

On 1/20/2023 at 8:40 PM, Longhornstampede said:

What the fuck does that even mean. And I hadn't really noticed it until your post. Now I can't unheard or uncringe

It means that dude is a pussy.  Whenever I get bored I go out in the yard with my sharpshooter and dig holes wherever the fuck I want because I'm a bad ass. 

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Ah, the annual playing of Hurt. A tradition unlike any other. 

On 1/23/2023 at 10:27 AM, threesheets said:

It means that dude is a pussy.  Whenever I get bored I go out in the yard with my sharpshooter and dig holes wherever the fuck I want because I'm a bad ass. 

And then you come and post fake radio ratings. 

Get down on it!

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They were like alive and having fun. And then they're like, not alive and then having not fun. 

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All you care about is yourself and your own orgasms. 

Simple is probably a closet Willy Wonka fan. Plot is right up his alley. 

Well shit…at least we get another Touchdown Brothers

On 1/28/2023 at 11:26 AM, bluto said:

These sat guys are gosh awful 

who's on the saturday lineup these days?  other than the tee box.

11 hours ago, futureman said:

who's on the saturday lineup these days?  other than the tee box.

Just Killin' Time. That's to whom he was referring 

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