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#14657

Aggy Bob would be converting people after he wore them down with a 45 minute question.

#14661
5 minutes ago, futureman said:

afternoon jub goes hard in the paint. 

He seemed to have David Newberry slop mouth going this afternoon.

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#14662
2 hours ago, C-Man said:

He seemed to have David Newberry slop mouth going this afternoon.

He was the hot name going around Valley Ranch?

#14663

When’s the one time I won’t mind the over saturation of Cowboys coverage on the Ticket the day after a Cowboys game?

#14665
On 1/13/2023 at 3:22 PM, bluto said:

Always keep safety in the back of your mind, just stay humble

Yep. Every time I hear it, I laugh. What an authoritative voice giving me unsolicited advice. 

#14669
On 1/13/2023 at 3:22 PM, bluto said:

Always keep safety in the back of your mind, just stay humble

What the fuck does that even mean. And I hadn't really noticed it until your post. Now I can't unheard or uncringe

#14671

did anyone here watch fucking smallville?  and if you did, do you care enough about to listen to a podcast about it?  and because the answer is obviously no, why are these dipshits advertising on the ticket app?

#14673
54 minutes ago, futureman said:

did anyone here watch fucking smallville?  and if you did, do you care enough about to listen to a podcast about it?  and because the answer is obviously no, why are these dipshits advertising on the ticket app?

That show changed their lives forever and maybe yours, too.

#14674

And why do those fucking ads run right over the middle of a segment? I get that I may not always like certain ads, but it’s especially worse when I am forced to miss content for them. 

#14675
33 minutes ago, Frank The Tank said:

And why do those fucking ads run right over the middle of a segment? I get that I may not always like certain ads, but it’s especially worse when I am forced to miss content for them. 

2 taps on the 15 sec FF to skip the Smallville crap. I haven't noticed them doing it the last day or two.

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#14677
54 minutes ago, NOMAAA said:

Are y’all just now hearing the stay humble guy? He’s been an ear worm for a year for me. 

But have you been keeping safety in the back of your mind for a year? 

#14678
5 hours ago, RPM said:

2 taps on the 15 sec FF to skip the Smallville crap. I haven't noticed them doing it the last day or two.

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When you’re running on a treadmill, this can cause a major accident at 8.5 mph. 

#14679
4 hours ago, pops said:

But have you been keeping safety in the back of your mind for a year? 

The always keep safety in the back of your mind by some soft spoken half-drunk weird Cajun is an odd choice. The add-on advice of staying humble is flat out creepy. I drove bus. 

#14681
9 minutes ago, Porterhouse said:

When you’re running on a treadmill, this can cause a major accident at 8.5 mph. 

Pfft, I do it at 80 mph on 114

#14682
Are y’all just now hearing the stay humble guy? He’s been an ear worm for a year for me. 

Every time I hear that I think of Tim Meadows. Sounds a lot like him.
#14683
2 hours ago, Fudbelty said:


Every time I hear that I think of Tim Meadows. Sounds a lot like him.

Yes!!

#14686
On 1/20/2023 at 8:40 PM, Longhornstampede said:

What the fuck does that even mean. And I hadn't really noticed it until your post. Now I can't unheard or uncringe

It means that dude is a pussy.  Whenever I get bored I go out in the yard with my sharpshooter and dig holes wherever the fuck I want because I'm a bad ass. 

#14688
On 1/23/2023 at 10:27 AM, threesheets said:

It means that dude is a pussy.  Whenever I get bored I go out in the yard with my sharpshooter and dig holes wherever the fuck I want because I'm a bad ass. 

And then you come and post fake radio ratings. 

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#14694

They were like alive and having fun. And then they're like, not alive and then having not fun. 

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#14695

All you care about is yourself and your own orgasms. 

#14699
On 1/28/2023 at 11:26 AM, bluto said:

These sat guys are gosh awful 

who's on the saturday lineup these days?  other than the tee box.

#14700
11 hours ago, futureman said:

who's on the saturday lineup these days?  other than the tee box.

Just Killin' Time. That's to whom he was referring 

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