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28 minutes ago, Angry Gorilla said:

As is Mike G

good for grubes. 

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  • And I did. Just because it's "the way it is" doesn't mean it's not disappointing when the time comes to accept that the business is the business. The Ticket is an incredible thing. There's a reas

  • Still going with that bit? What if I gave you a shoutout from my verified (cue Vivaldi) Twitter account?   

  • He looks like mark mcgwire fucked Tom kite.

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I'm no fan of LIV golf, and don't really see it succeeding long term in terms of viewership or anything. But the fact that Corby and George hate it so much kind of makes want to see it do well.

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15 hours ago, LonghornSean said:

I'm no fan of LIV golf, and don't really see it succeeding long term in terms of viewership or anything. But the fact that Corby and George hate it so much kind of makes want to see it do well.

You sound like people who want The Freak to do well because they hate Bob and Corby. 

The Latina Plowman. 

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15 hours ago, LonghornSean said:

I'm no fan of LIV golf, and don't really see it succeeding long term in terms of viewership or anything. But the fact that Corby and George hate it so much kind of makes want to see it do well.

 

2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

You sound like people who want The Freak to do well because they hate Bob and Corby. 

The Latina Plowman. 

Not only will neither succeed, they’re both in the midst of a spectacular failure. 

Nobody commented on the fact that there is now scientific proof that the Cobra is brain damaged?

 

 

Norm is on vacation for 3 weeks. We get Joe Trahan this week. I don't think I remember him hosting before. If he did I missed it. I hope Doocy gets a week or even the other 2 weeks norm is gone

 

On 3/5/2023 at 1:18 PM, Surly Bevo said:

Nobody commented on the fact that there is now scientific proof that the Cobra is brain damaged?

 

 

Probably because making fun of someone’s health isn’t cool. Way to go, Surly Bevo. Way to go. 

14 hours ago, Longhornstampede said:

Norm is on vacation for 3 weeks. We get Joe Trahan this week. I don't think I remember him hosting before. If he did I missed it. I hope Doocy gets a week or even the other 2 weeks norm is gone

 

I wouldn’t mind if the entire Norm show took a lifetime vacation. Trading Sirois for Sean took a show from bad to worse and ensured they just lost this listener. 

Norm is on vacation for 3 weeks. We get Joe Trahan this week. I don't think I remember him hosting before. If he did I missed it. I hope Doocy gets a week or even the other 2 weeks norm is gone
 

Well now we have to dread Norm’s return and his virtual slide show of him and Mary at pyramids or watching Mary cucking him with two cabana boys. Maybe he’ll strangle himself with a weird Japanese B&D device.
Probably because making fun of someone’s health isn’t cool. Way to go, Surly Bevo. Way to go. 

You’re not as good at this as Futureman.
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Lick the alphabet on top of that candle. 

22 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:


You’re not as good at this as Futureman.

Okay Hitler

Dick move/poor form calling Czech stop during lunch rush spring break week to fuck with em

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Did they tell the Czech Stop that their kolaches are overrated and the ones in town are better?

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38 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Did they tell the Czech Stop that their kolaches are overrated and the ones in town are better?

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Big Lou is like you. His first wife was a giant bitch too. 

Bob might actually be retarded

Hyperbole Corby said Deuce Vaughan is an every down back. Discuss 

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Gordo might have to take the day off tomorrow.

 

The vodka-bloated bovine who before his heart got so sausaged up with defried shrimp that we had to bury him in the ground so we wouldn’t hear his verbal abuse and complaints of chest pains once got so horny for reproductive release that he scoured the local classified ads for Asian land wars that he could sign up so he could roam the countryside sniffing the ground for an ovulating female who had briefly sat up on a rock enough to dollop a girl’s syrup as a scent sample for him to follow as he fake-fought the Chinese in the Korean War against the Japanese while he pursued her until she ran into a bar on top of Mt. Everest where she slammed a cosmo and hired a condor to talon her off the mountain to safety from all the Earl-horny until the bird dropped her into an abandoned golf cart in an Indiana cornfield where she hotwired and took off being a stereotypical poor driver while Earl was busy on horseback swimming across the Pacific while thumbing 28 Viagra suppositories into his hellplace in preparation for his romantic rendezvous before he found her at a various Ticketstock and hastily made a mating nest out of garbage and water-damaged carpet aggressively bending her over a Christmas tree decorated with enthusiastic consent ornaments and made his tinkle stick pulse with coursing [something] entered her period purse before she grew a balding fetus that 9 months later made her squat over a garbage disposal and fire a 15-major winning, NDA-insisting serial cheater into a stainless steel vegetable strainer….he says hi. 

Ok one of you smarter than me (which isn't hard to do) please help me find this week's Tuesdays with Gordon where they played with Gwyneth Paltrows candle. My wife wants to hear it because my pathetic recounting of it doesn't do it justice

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Eat all the dicks, Corby.

 

How many universities is this cunt gonna claim?

We can only hope he moves to Kansas.

When the bracket comes out he will claim some tie to at least 48 schools.
3 minutes ago, nolongerU2horn said:

Musers out all week.

DJ + Eli Jordan filling in

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9 minutes ago, nolongerU2horn said:

Musers out all week.

DJ + Eli Jordan filling in

good.  will have more productive mornings.  

17 hours ago, LonghornSean said:

Corby not enjoying the Texas/KU game lol

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Everytime I see this dude I just see Hanzee Dent

 

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Came here to inform which one of you dweebs were talking about how Tre Johnson isn’t good because he didn’t drop 30 on Highland Park once, that he dropped 29 pts last night in leading Lake Highlands to a 6A state championship and was the state tournament MVP. 

On 3/11/2023 at 4:56 PM, LonghornSean said:

Corby not enjoying the Texas/KU game lol

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Of course he bought his kid a ku jersey. 

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18 hours ago, Kevin O’Shea said:

Came here to inform which one of you dweebs were talking about how Tre Johnson isn’t good because he didn’t drop 30 on Highland Park once, that he dropped 29 pts last night in leading Lake Highlands to a 6A state championship and was the state tournament MVP. 

sounds like scoring 30 in high school is above his pay grade.  is he even good?

is the iphone app fucking up for everyone else or is it just me?

WHO ELSE SEE THE LEPRECHAUN SAY YEAH.

 

YEAHHHHHHH

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February ratings. The Musers continue to dominate. The Freak is getting a better share little by little but still fairly small.

February Ratings - Ticket #1, again

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Last month I took note of this remarkable result: The Ticket being #1 total market (6+) for January. Something that had never happened before, but it also was just a small part of what was the station's best-ever ratings month.

February was better. The Ticket is, amazingly, #1 total market for the 2nd straight month and just improved on its "best ever month", with an even better month. Following up a good month with a better month is obviously the goal, but as someone who has a bit of experience tracking and studying ratings, the Ticket is currently on a run of results notable by any measure.

The station's M25-54 M-F 6a-7p performance has been growing at a fantastic pace since last October, and with one exception is #1 in every M25-54 daytime slot.

The back-to-back #1 6+ result is neat, but meaningful only as an indicator of the station's current run across not just its target demo but into other age groups, both men and women. Being top in the total market normally finds a far more broad-based format in that spot (CHR, Hot AC, Country, etc) but February's run of Ticket programming; Super Bowl Week, Corby's Bus Trip, Ticketstock, etc all paid off. Once felt like a cool statistical anomaly, twice in a row is something ratings nerds begin to pay attention to.

The underlying data, which I won't bore you with, supports the thought that the last 4-5 month run has been one of, if not the best, runs in Ticket history. And that's something for a 25+-year-old, legendary station.

Notes: Remember, you can compare dayparts across the different stations, but not a station across the dayparts. This rating period covers Feb 2-March 1 and the next month will be one to watch as the March book, historically due to Spring Break Dry Dock, isn't the station's strongest

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